What is the most awkward thing you can say on a coaster?

[KevinT]

Breaking out into "Love Grows Where My Rosemary Goes" is always an awkward situation.

[Disney Dood]

You know how on Expedition Everest the track flips over before you can go out the mountain? One time I was in the front row and I was like "OH MY GOD!!!! WHAT IS HAPPENING TO THE TRACK!!!!!???" , and everybody on the train began to panic. It was hilarious.

[Masked_Maverick]

*to the person next to you if you know them or not* Hey this rides better than Your Mom.

[alpengeist04]

I think the one strange phrase I wouldn't want to hear is, "I think I just made a shart". If you don't know what a shart is, just watch Along Came Polly.

[FlyingScooter]

I'm sure glad they replaced some of those lost bolts....

[chmilo24]

On every ride I go one I always go " Giggity Giggity Goo, Alright!!!" and " I like chicken, I like liver Meow Mix, Meow Mix please deliver."

 

Once at the California State Fair I got the permission to drop a bunch of stuffed kittens off the monorail and yelled out while holding held a sign that said, " Used Kittens 50 cents."

[TatsuXtreme]

as were going up the lift hill i like to just turn to random people and say, "have you ever seen final destination 3?"

 

and if they havn't then i go into a full fledged summary of it. lmao

[Corkscrewed]

What is the most awkward thing you could say on a coaster just before you go down the first hill?

 

"FORNICATE ME!!!"

[Blue Steel]

Something quite awkward to say on a coaster is to start a conversation while going up the lift hill about movies, politics, tea, cats...anything! Even funnier if near a first time rider...

 

 

p.s. Try to keep the conversation going for as long as possible.

[IceDragon]

ask them how theure feeling, and before they get a chance to answer, ask if they'll have sex with you (best done just before the first drop)

[WillMontu]

I will sometimes yell "I love Vekoma" (along with the occasional "ouch") while riding a Vekoma ride.

[dino]

You know someone died on this coaster not too long ago...

[darklingscribe]

My friend is Canadian and he comes from the Edmonton area in Alberta. Near where Mindbender is. He had expressed to me his fear of roller coasters ever since he heard about that horrible crash Mindbender got into, and how he is slowly getting over it. So I told him to come and ride Revolution (we were at SFMM) it's not that tall and it's not that fast.

 

As we went up the lift hill I casually said something like "You know, this was designed and built by the same people who built Mindbender."

[Masked_Maverick]

Once at the California State Fair I got the permission to drop a bunch of stuffed kittens off the monorail and yelled out while holding held a sign that said, " Used Kittens 50 cents."

 

Thats freaking hilarious

[FlyingScooter]

Excuse me, (sitting next to a stranger) but do the noises in my head bother you?

 

(borrowed from Gods must be Crazy.)

[FlippyTrick09]

"You know, my uncle died last weekend. We don't know what happend. Something about involuntary bowel movements, and a hot iron. Yeah, so what's your name?"

[snuggles]

If someone next to me screams while going up the lifthill, i get a deathgrip on them, and scream as loud as I can. Fun stuff

[no_brain_er]

I was on a mine train once and a girl behind me was screaming her lungs out saying something about "I CAN'T HAVE BABIES ANYMORE!!! OH MY GOD!!! MY-" wait, I'd better not say that part. It was very weird.

[Golfie]

You ever ****** off upside down?

[Masked_Maverick]

*when the ride comes back into the staion* This ride was fun Doc but it would of been better with Hot Sauce AHHHHHH

 

*to someone random* So the Doc told me to lay off the Hot Sauce so I said "Hey Doc I can't lay off the sauce thats mandatory AHHHHHH

[snuggles]

Be totally quiet the whole ride, with your hands down, and make sure you sit by someone you don't know. Then coming out of the break run, put your hands up and yell "WOOHOO!!!!!!!!!" Repeat until ride op deems you psychotic.