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Guy T. Koepp

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  1. Thought this was pretty epic. http://www.grindtv.com/random/departing-cruise-ship-creates-tsunami-destroys-docks-boats-video/#OWijkpdhAuVWqHK2.97
  2. Could be some sort of hydraulic leak to the restraints? That may be why they have to close off different seats during the day. They may have to check the pressure on a whole train a couple of times a day. That might be why they have to remove a train and then put it back, swap out trains, and check the pressure on the second train. As an arrogant douchbag coaster enthusiast who knows nothing about engineering, specifically hydraulics, I'm stating that as fact that that is the cause. Guy "The only way I could make that last statement more indignant is if I was 15yo know it all."Koepp
  3. I do not deny that. I deny everything!
  4. ^Too easy. And I can draw more attention to myself by being a dick. And I'm all about being the center of attention.
  5. And when that doesn't work I think you should thrown yourself on the ground (hard), kick your legs, swing your arms, and cry like a little girl until you get what you want. I believe Guy T Koepp's working method is calling the ride operator a retarded, antisemitic, mysoginistic, racist, bigot who hates Whitey McWhite White too. Fixed! And, works every time!
  6. Awesome TR buddy. Looks like you had a great time. Would have loved to hang with you when you were at Dwood. Next time you travel through, let me know and I will jaunt out to meet you. Peace & Cheers!
  7. Accurate. Europe in the Air was probably the biggest disappointment of the entire park. Having been spoiled by Soarin' I got off of Europe in the Air and found my self thinking... "That was it?? Well damn, that was disappointing." I think Soarin' on a budget is generous.
  8. Huzzah for Global Warming!
  9. This is what I'm talking about! If you're a real coaster enthusiast, you will have the smarts to use a cripple for they're full potential. I married into my cripple. Alana's father has a bad hip and uses one of those rascals. Bam! Front of line! I can't wait to start degenerating. I will use that shiz for all it's worth. Then get all uppity and offended when people mock or make fun of me. Cause' I loves me somma hipocrite.
  10. It is included. If you haven't before, shell out the extra money for Fright Lane, the skeleton key is a lot of fun. I didn't know there was any other way. But then you don't have enough money to drink or tip strippers. Then you're doing it wrong.
  11. It is included. If you haven't before, shell out the extra money for Fright Lane, the skeleton key is a lot of fun. I didn't know there was any other way.
  12. Is KI Haunt included in it's admission/season pass, or is it a seperate charged event? Just want to know so I can plan accordingly.
  13. DUDE! Take the money and skip town! I'm cool with it! My petty contributions don't even come close to paying for the headaches that I have probably caused you and Elissa. (Cough) #itllneveropen (Cough)! Besides, I would love to visit you guys in Slantland. I mean Japan. So I say bolt with tha cash! I'm cool wit it! Oh and... ...#itllneveropen
  14. Four minutes. Admit it, you're Beetlejuice! I am Beetlejuice!
  15. 2 weeks. I am so looking forward to this. I haven't been to a WCB in a few years. So glad that I will be out in Cali during this time. Even happier that we don't rehearse on Saturday or Sunday. It's gonna be a great weekend.
  16. ^ I like the ride a lot as well. My problem is, I really hate the location. It was just slapped in on top of the lake, and destroys the ambiance of Ghost Town. Theme wise, it doesn't jive with it's location.
  17. Guy - just post whatever you want or you could refer to the first post in the thread, it's not like the "last new coaster" police are going to track you down Have you ever had to deal with the coaster pigs? I mean fuzz... ...uh, cops? It ain't pretty. I'm talking full cavity searches. And not the good kind like when you get pegged. The bad kind. The cave spelunking kind. I don't wanna go through that again, so I would rather ask up front to not incur the wrath. You know trouble follows me Larry. I don't know why? Probably something I did in a past life. Nothing I can do about that but be a model citizen now. As you know, I'm a fu@k!ng saint. All I did was clap at the safety spiel. Then BAM! The hammer came down! I became a fist puppet to tha man! I don't ever want to have the displeasure of dealing with the coaster police again. I still have nightmares about that one night in Tijuana.
  18. How old can a coaster be to still be considered new? Or does the question encompass new to the individual? for that matter, does a re-tracking/re-profiling fit in the "new" category? Just want to clarify so I can participate.
  19. I rode Kentucky Rumbler in 25 degree temps while it was snowing. Just amazeballs! Icicles from my nose slime.
  20. You do still need to pay for each individual person though. And Dollywood's timesaver is very useful for reserving seats for the shows as well. And IMHO, very reasonable in comparison to other parks FoL devices.
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