Wes

That's the second dumbest thing I've ever read, right behind that Googlezon tin foil hat theory someone else came up with. Oprah secretely transmitting threats to Dave via television? If there was ever a time to use this this is it.

Snoopy's Sluts On Ice

I heard the PS3 ejects the disks at 120mph, on fire. fyi

The accident occured July 29th, 2005.

Profile>Profile>Profile Settings (box on the left, the bottom link) Set the first one to no.

It made a 360. I don't know what you're complaining about.

No, you are the only one.

Battletoads.

^ Maybe it's Abode Paintshop. It's like that Homer line "I know a genuine Panophonics when I see it and look, there's Magnetbox and Sorny."

Go on Psyclone at SFMM. You'll never think of coasters in the same way again.

Sort of a rant/non-rant. I order my girlfriend a print from her favorite artist for Xmas. It came today and I went out and bought a nice frame for it. However, when I opened the poster tube, they had put the wrong print inside! Since it's so close to Christmas, I figured there was no way I could get the right one in time. So I called the place, and the lady was actually very nice. They are overnighting me the correct print, and I can keep the other one (not that I'd have a place in my apartment for a poster of a fairies surrounded by bunny rabbits). wes (now has his white elephant gift for next year's christmas party)

Don't forget the Ataris' "San Dimas High School Football Rules" Last night I had a dream that we went to Disneyland Went on all the rides, didn't have to wait in line

I think you're stretching quite a bit. This is the only line that I think is really Disney related: Everything else seems like it's not related. The Autopia/SSL "link" seems more like he's talking about the excesses of being a rock star (having a big car). The dumbo-jet is a play off jumbo-jet.

^ Yeah, but it's funnier my way.

^ No. Revolution was the first "modern" looping coaster.

I find this song title hilarious, because it's implying that a) someone is having sex with a horse, or b) someone is using a human as a mode of transportation. I don't know which is weirder.

As long as the template was further customized more by you, and the template wasn't common amongst other sites, I'd doubt I'd care. When I was first designing web sites, I'd steal the source code from pages I liked and modified alot it to make it "mine". Might be a way to go.

I'm banning everyone who posts in this thread. 8) Seriously though, Ted and I are just here to make sure things don't get out of hand. Hopefully we won't have to do any ASS-isting and everything will run just like normal. I'd hate for Robb to come back from Asia with TPR overrun by trolls and posts about penis enlargement pills.

I rule with an iron fist. Mussolini ain't got shit on me. Just kidding, I just hope everyone behaves while mom and dad are away. wes (feel the wrath, biotch)

Goddammit, I came to post the Hogwarts joke, only to be beaten like eight times over. So what are you studying? Besides make oatmeal?

Here's thing thing: Six Flags is under new ownership. Have you ever seen a store that had a huge "UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT!" sign in the window? The new owners are trying to distance themselves from the previous management. By getting rid of Mr. Six and putting in a new slogan and advertising campaign, it shows guests who may have been put off by a previous visit that the new management is serious about creating a better experience. Get used to it guys, the stupid old man isn't coming back.

Battletoads.

I think if you haven't been, and you like Disney parks, you should definately go. Disneyland itself is a really nice park, and California Adventure is a good add-on.

Cingular/Motorola can seriously suck my balls. I can't hold a conversation for over 7 minutes without the damn call dropping out and dying. When I try to call Cingular to see if they can fix it, I get a message telling me that their tech support is only open til' 9. WTF? You're a national company with 30 million subscribers and you can't hire people to work past 9? My Motorola has a lot of features but it's sucky as an actual phone. I'm pretty much ready to chuck it out the window and go to my lame but reliable Nokia.

^ Are there stuck-in-the-1980's-aerobics-instructors on the moon?