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Is that Matt Parkman from Heroes in the top corner?

^No, but it comes with O-rings instead of fries.

The clicking sound is Ryan texting on top of the lift.

Unequivocally, my ride on Minebuster at Behemoth Bash sitting next to Mr. Alvey himself. I don't think I've ever laughed that hard or had such a good time being delivered constant agony. Dan " 'That was the first ride where I could feel my balls clacking together like a Newton's Cradle!' " Smith

The Disney website is horribly slow-running for me, and equally bad to navigate. I don't mind bells and whistles as long as they actually work! (Cedar Point's Flash-based site seems pretty good for this, though; nicely designed with colourful pictures to distract me from the $3.50 soda and closed-due-to-drizzle attractions.)

Since the gravity on the moon is 1/6 less than Earth's, does that mean there's six times longer-lasting enjoyment of trampolines? Dan "Ever wonder why six of something's called a sextuple?" Smith

Holy hell, how have I not found this thread until now?! Awesome work!

I agree. Tasteless, just tasteless. Like ice. Ice is tasteless. Hey, do you think there's a lot of ice... ON THE MOON????

The heck with boobs, one page of Tyler's "Red Bull Calendar Shoot" was enough. Dan "And ET: Extra-Terresticle" Smith

Oh, sweet and innocent now, but just wait 'till the cameras turn away! (I probably still have bruises... somewhere... from Deerschwitz. Roxy, I think the only time I saw you the whole day at Behemoth Bash was at the waterpark... and IIRC I don't think any of us stopped laughing.

^Plain pasta's on the dessert menu now?

Top 3 Scrabble words: VEINS, JOO, K-Y. That Flowrider thing looks bloody impossible to stand up on.

IIRC, I think there's a reason for that; in Batman Begins, the character has some sort of voicebox enhancer developed for him, presumably to make him sound grittier. (Though Cracked.com stated it more like "gargling on whiskey and thumbtacks", and I'd agree!) Only reason I actually liked Batman Begins was that I first watched it last year in philosophy; when you're actually looking for allegories et al. the movie becomes a lot more interesting. However, a comic book movie it is not, and Gotham seems like some sort of 1940's alternate-reality to me, so the realism gets a little looser because of it. Anyway, I got Dark Knight on DVD yesterday and I still like the movie, though definitely not one of my favourites.

Appalachian Morning - John Williams

I won 3 whole dollars from a scratch card! God bless us, everyone! (Once I get a few shots of the main stuff I'll try to make a list.)

Bless your heart. There's some really nice pics to be found here!

"Show 'em you can reach the second platform, man!" Nice to see all the shameless Joey jokes continue on this excursion.

^^Not counting the Mr. Fusion unit or the flux capacitor?

<<----- Taken from Tomi's (FLIPDUDE's) Christmas Story from a couple of years ago.

If #4 is female, I say they'll name her Eva Braun. Dan "Rommel if it's a boy? Idiots." Smith

Now that's insane. I'd have laughed a lot harder if you got footage of him losing a shoe or something.

Soarin' must look like crap now after that wave passed right under you near the end.

Iran's Nuclear Operation Revealed To Be Cover For Greatest Roller Coaster Ever http://www.theonion.com/content/news/irans_nuclear_operation_revealed

You would've hated my Demon Drop experience at CP a few months ago. A friend and I got stuck for 10 minutes at the top of the elevator shaft. (Death-plummeting fearing-people unite!) Dan "Didn't help that there was no warning when the ride jerked back to life..." Smith

I vaguely recall making a joke involving sponsorship of "The Making of Me" some years back...