prozach626

Mine is full of gumballs. FML

I kicked influenza's ass in just a couple days. I went back to daily exercise less than 24 hours after my last fever. Pro tips: 1) MAKE yourself go outdoors and get some sunlight, for at least 20-30 minutes. I don't care how cold it is. 2) Double dose vitamin C and zinc. 3) MAKE yourself do some form of light exercise. Get your blood pumping. Even a 10 minute walk helps. 4) Recognize what real food is and consume it. Meat, selective fruits, and selective vegetables. 5) Water. Lots. Bonus points if you have the balls to get your blood rushing first thing in the morning by taking an ice cold shower for a couple minutes. I'm back to my asshole self.

Future American airports.

Congrats. Good times. Mine: My daughter is killing it at swim lessons. My wife was/is a good swimmer. Her dad always wished he'd gotten her into it competitively. We might go that route, so we have her in private lessons a couple times a week and she loves it. She's four and she can swim the entire length of the large pool at our fitness club. Even my wife has gotten back into lap swimming, as a result. I'm teaching her to ice skate, too. I bought her a pair of Bauer hockey skates. Dare I say they are adorable when I put them next to mine. But, I don't think I can coax her into playing hockey after multiple fights that broke out during our first responder charity benefit game last weekend. Brutal. Not a fun 5-4 loss. At one point, I was on the ice when a fight broke out. I was standing next to a fucking giant on the other team, when almost everyone out there was going at it. I looked over at him and said, "Just so you know... I'm staying out of this..." He laughed.

I changed my oil, today.

Maybe I missed it, but will everything be switched over to the more simple Flash Lane at all the Six Flags parks? Edit: Disregard. The SF websites are still advertising the Flash Passes in the same manner.

Seems like they're trying to class up the old SF parks a little by painting these huge obnoxious colored faded rides. Even Georgia's new plans for splash'sanitymania' (brought to you by Taki's extreme nacho flavored hair gel) mismatched bright colors are being taken in a more subtle direction with the Gold Rusher theme.

Great details. Good job.

Screw it. Take the kids.

^^It's so awesome to see everyone get new massive attractions and improvements, and meanwhile... Oh wait. We get updates on routine maintenance and park upkeep, though. Lucky us.

I'm proud of myself for having to look that up.

Is there more information about this being a dive coaster, or is that just kind of the assumption with the current industry trend?

That's the impression I left with, as we were tripping over the booze bottles littered throughout the parking lot, while smelling weed everywhere. Good to know my wife and I played KD well.

Be ready for bumping and TikTok dialect.

Creepers rejoice!

They'll handle it like all other Six Flags late July events have handled it in the past.

Holy crap! So do you basically sit there and keep hitting the refresh button for a few minutes until you see an option displayed to purchase the tickets?

There are definitely two different flavors between STL and GA. I get the appeal for both if you're desirous of a Six Flags experience. I still refer to Six Flags parks as such, since the atmospheres haven't changed much, yet. It's going to take a while for both prior parks chains to transform into whatever the hell will be the final product.

You sure you want to put yourself through that? Sweet. Just checked the date and it's June 6th, so we're safe. We won't be there until the 24th, for my 40th. It's booked, but I'm not 100% we're going through with it. I'll feel guilty about not having our daughter with me on a pretty big day.

Is it just me, or does the woman in the bottom right look topless?

He's trying to up his post count.

Six Flags purchased Kentucky Kingdom. It's being removed without warning.

Luckily, when you own the largest theme park chain you can just lower the standards. That way, when HITP goes away from SFGAdv, it will just be expected.

Needs more bright orange and neon green.

The name would seem more fitting with a numerical value after it. Like "The Toxicator 9,000"