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prozach626

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  1. Lol is the sky really falling? Could Dragster be closed forever? Maybe. Is it ExTrEmElY NaIvE to think it will open again? No. Far from it. Stop overreacting to what was an unforeseen freak accident. It was terrible, but let's not blow it out of proportion. Before someone flips shit about the queue placement, or makes claims of recklessness, how many other roller coasters have high speed passes close enough where a dislodged part of a train can kill someone? What on Earth are we going to do with Gatekeeper? Cork Screw is ffff'd. Tear it down. Steel Vengeance isn't just as likely? How many times have each and every one of us stood as close to a roller coaster as a pathway would allow, to "oooh and ahhh" at it as a train sped by? Has it never crossed anyone's mind that maybe... just maybe... there's a chance something could dislodge from the train and injure someone? Any roller coaster traveling over, or near any path has a similar potential. You're going to have to tear down the whole industry to rid guests of that danger. If CP changes the queue location, it's strictly a smoke-in-mirrors act.
  2. ^I've experienced that a couple times with skip-the-line passes before. It's really awkward to just kind of merge in, and shouldn't ever really happen on a ride as popular as Verbolten.
  3. Oh, I don't think it would show up on any power-point presentation, but I'm betting it's in the back of their minds as something that has the potential to happen. I'm not sure you'll find it in any meeting notes. And yeah, I'm with you. I went to SFSTL on a BAFF day and it was shady as hell. I watched a girl literally piss herself in secret while we were waiting to board the Boss. We were the only ones who noticed.
  4. They are probably waiting to see what lockdown measures Comrade Pritzker will have in place when it gets closer to opening day.
  5. That 90's commercial for the Jurassic Park toys was awesome. Back then, even the boys paleontologists toys rocked chain guns and flame throwers. "The dinosaurs at Jurassic Park are on the loose, again! Now, Grant is armed to the teeth, and Malcolm's loaded with weapons!!!"
  6. Went back and saved my past review of SV in a word document, so I can copy/paste it here when I finally get around to riding Iron Gwazi. Fast/Airtime/Snappy Transitions/My legs hurt/Good for a couple rides, then done. Meanwhile: Beer. Cheetah Hunt. Beer. Montu. Beer. Kumba. Beer. Shiekra. Log Flume. Beer. Cheetah Hunt. Beer. Montu. Beer. Kumba. Beer. Shiekra. Log Flume. Beer. Cheetah Hunt. Beer. Montu. Beer. Kumba. Beer. Shiekra. Log Flume. Beer. Cheetah Hunt. Beer. Montu. Beer. Kumba. Beer. Shiekra. Log Flume. Beer. Cheetah Hunt. Beer. Montu. Beer. Kumba. Beer. Shiekra. Log Flume. Beer. Cheetah Hunt. Beer. Montu. Beer. Kumba. Beer. Shiekra. Log Flume. Beer. Cheetah Hunt. Beer. Montu. Beer. Kumba. Beer. Shiekra. Log Flume. Beer. Cheetah Hunt. Beer. Montu. Beer. Kumba. Beer. Shiekra. Log Flume. Beer. Cheetah Hunt. Beer. Montu. Beer. Kumba. Iron Gwazi... Beer. Shiekra. Log Flume. Beer. Cheetah Hunt. Beer. Montu. Beer. Kumba. Beer. Shiekra. Log Flume. Beer.Cheetah Hunt. Beer. Montu. Beer. Kumba. Beer. Shiekra. Log Flume. Beer. Cheetah Hunt. Beer. Montu. Beer. Kumba. Beer. Shiekra. Log Flume. Beer. Cheetah Hunt. Beer. Montu. Beer. Kumba. Beer. Shiekra. Log Flume. Beer. Uber.
  7. Dude. Saturday. You'll be fine. The park will be more lively, and more fun. It fits into your schedule. You'll get a ton of rides.
  8. I had no idea this was even a controversy, but I can think of many other parks where Valravn would be a crowd favorite. Hell, think about Worlds of Fun. At this point they would gladly take Corkscrew, let alone Valravn.
  9. I'm looking forward to seeing how the new queue plays out on Screamin' Eagle. It was so depressing. Maybe we'll see the return of the old sign.
  10. Yes. Even if you get past the phone tree, you can't get anyone who speaks English well. Tech support is terrible and they always tell you to do a power cycle and consult the owner's manual.
  11. Cute. I rode The Boss in the rain and wanted to kill myself. Stinging drops and jackhammering. The perfect combo. Regardless, I'm waiting for HITP next year to try to get some snow rides. Oh... wait.
  12. Ah. Analytical tiers. I have that too. Tier 1a: I like this coaster. Tier 4c: *I really like this coaster. Tier X: *I don't like this coaster. Tier 0 shits: *Let's go get a beer, people watch, and ride the antique cars. I guess I just take things a little more seriously than you.
  13. I'm mostly talking about the plethora of enthusiasts that constantly wine and bitch about Cedar Fair food service, quality, wait, etc, only second to Six Flags.
  14. Big deal. Six Flags gave that away annually for $40, or just eight easy monthly payments of $5.
  15. Twist, Buck, Twist, Buck, Twist, Buck, Twist, Buck, Floooooaaaattt, Twist, Twist, Buck, Buck, Twist, buckbuckbuckbuckbuckbuckbuckbuckbuckbuck BRAKES
  16. They would leave the rust at Six Flags and call it Themeing.
  17. Bacon now costs as much as lobster, yet people are more concerned about Six Flags raising prices and cutting costs.
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