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I think they made a mistake. This was supposed to be included in the track listing.

Do you guys think it's staged?

God damn you, Title Fairy!

Source So apparently both trains weren't removed. Seems like a better idea.

15 MPH

Yeah, I was thinking that too. I can't imagine that the first thought after seeing how devistaing the crash was that someone would go "Hey, let's try to MOVE these trains!" at the risk of creating even more damage or potential injury. --Robb In typical Disney style, they probably towed the trains away to the maintenance shed, with little regard to safety, and just wanting to get the system back up and running. Also, I really don't understand how this could be central's fault. The accident happened at the TTC, right where central can see. So many things went wrong for this to happen. It's all very unfortunate, and I hope this never happens again.

Hey guys, us here at the TweePR headquarters need some help! We want your ideas for contests, games, recurring segments, anything! We've already done a few "funniest answer wins something" contests, which work great, and we also tried a version of Match Game, which didn't work as well. So if any of you have ideas, post them here, and while you're at it, follow @ThemeParkReview.

Actually, when I was about 7 I cried hysterically during HISTA and had to be taken out of the theater.

I think it would be a lot easier for the Title Fairy to change your title if you include what your old title is in your post. FOR INSTANCE. (TITLE FAIRY: DO NOT CHANGE MY TITLE. I'M WARNING YOU.) My post would look like this: Edit: No need to do this if you have a default title.

I feel like giving away a Bryan and Adam Show box of goodies. Post a video to Coastertube of something related to the Bryan and Adam Show and you get a box of "goodies"! Simple as that. Make sure to post in here.

It's so cute that the repeat guest stars of my trip reports have teamed up. It's like they're their own people! Keep on truckin', guys!

ANNOUNCEMENT: The Bryan and Adam Show Announce Plans To Go Deep (South) Orlando, Florida--June 29, 2009--Bryan Stoll and Adam Roth, of The Bryan and Adam Show, announce plans today for them to go deep, on the Deep South Tour from Theme Park Review from July 11th through the 17th. They will be doing live updating throughout the trip using TheBryanAndAdamShow.com. Yes, they will be doing honest to goodness live updates! There will also be traditional trip reports after the trip. Make sure to check back often for any updates. Please see the teaser trailer included in your press materials. [coastertube]http://www.themeparkreview.com/coastertube/play.php?vid=bryan_adam_deep_5sx2[/coastertube]

You're overstepping the boundaries of our friendship. I don't like this one bit. Also, bloons.

Please don't call it a photo TR until there's actually photos. I went ahead and removed that part of the title, you can go ahead and edit it back once there are photos.

You've just experienced parallel universe TPR, where Dan is an Olympic diver, Hard Rock Park is awesome, and Son of Beast is fun.

Please read the private messages that have been sent to you.

Are you following The Bryan and Adam Show on Twitter? What? You're not? Follow @ARothWDWC and @BryanStoll for exclusive information-- dissatisfaction guaranteed. Also, since you're on Twitter, you should also be following @ThemeParkReview. Announcement coming in a few days.

If you are/have been in the military, why don't you go to Shades of Green instead? I hear it's very nice. It's also on property, but like Bonnet Creek, it's not technically owned by Disney.

http://themeparkreview.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=19078&start=310

Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the Bryan and Adam Show season finale special. I'll be your host, Chip Dipson. But before we get started with the action, here's a word from our sponsor. "Hey Mean Joe Green, here's a Coca Cola Classic!" "Thanks, kid!" "Did you know that delicious and refreshing Coca Cola Classic is the official soft drink of the Bryan and Adam Show?" "Yes." Welcome back everyone, today's finale was shot over a series of multiple days, some of them at WDWCelebrations' Studio 20 event, which Adam Roth helps run. Helping out with photography besides Mr. Roth are Jose Castillo and Marcia Bauer. Looks like the show is about to start, so let's switch it over to Bryan. And with that, we close out our season. Thanks so much, guys. We really do appreciate everything. "Hi, Andrew" Guys! Say hi to Andrew! OH SWEET JESUS NO VROOM VROOM That formula is called ALAIS: Act Like an Idiot (in) Shops. Or was it something else? I'm not sure. If anyone wants to imitate the Bryan and Adam Show, there's a very clear formula. You know what's less fun? Closed bloons. You know what's fun? Bloons. This starts our section of supplemental material. You will not be tested on this. NURRRRRH You're working wonders for your reputation, and I'm certainly helping. Here's us enjoying some delicious and refreshing Coca Cola Classic and Diet Coke. Adam seems to be enjoying it a little too much, but that's his choice in life. "Quick! Bryan! Come here and make the weirdest smile you've ever made!" Sorry for wasting your time, Mr. Duck. Are you not entertained?! But outside is where the true emotions come out. Adam's all gung ho about this, while I clearly am holding something up that you can't see. We still love delicious and refreshing Coca Cola Classic, even though it sponsors this portal to hell. Now I'm sad to say this, but they wouldn't allow filming during the audition, but they did allow me to take a picture who had to listen to it. Believe it or not, this was BEFORE my audition. Ryan Seacrest talks to you through this magic window. Fate lies down this hallway. The Bryan and Adam Show would like to thank this cast member for believing in us when no one else would. Oh boy oh boy oh boy! "It's glued to the wall!" Aww you pranked me! Oh my god! Adam! Your arm! Adam is confirming that it is, in fact, American Idol. These are all the songs you could sing if you made it onto the actual show. No need for that... This is me gently cradling the song list in front of where I became a rock and roll superstar. This was supposed to have the American Idol logo on the screen, but Adam's magnanimous magnanimity made my monitor malfunction. That's right, special VIP audition passes. There's a lot of symbolism in this picture. Adam actually hasn't had a cupcake since that fateful day. We wish him the best of luck. The Bryan and Adam Show's motto: if there's a completely gross picture, use it. Adam admits defeat. "Now if I catch any of you eating cupcakes..." She was distinctly anti-cupcake. Oh... I'm actually being told Adam was not handicapped ever. He was being punished for not eating all of his food. He's walking again! It's a miracle! Here she is getting Adam out of his wheelchair. But what she actually was was a spiritual healer! Yes, that's our waitress trying to feed Adam. Yes, that's right, not an hour before this photo was taken Adam was polishing off that cupcake. Even though Adam just had a cupcake, it's time to go eat. Explosion! Disappointed! Disappointed! Now it's time to play: Getting Excited or Disappointed by Signs! This is the one where Adam gave up. I was mad because we didn't really graduate from the Jedi Training Academy. And now on the Bryan and Adam Show: Bryan not playing along. NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO If you put your hands in your pockets it'll help with the not stabbing me. "Hey Bryan, let's go to Endor Vendors and take stupid pictures!" "LOL STUPID, GO BACK TO 1989-1998 DISNEY-MGM STUDIOS" Part two: I passive aggressively smile. Part one: I see the camera in my peripheral vision and ignore it. So I woke up and got there as soon as possible. Adam's not trying to feed me in this picture, he's fake punching me. Let's not forget the real reason we're here: CUPCAKES! The guy that's second from the right is actually MagicSpringsGuy on TPR, which is why he's trying to get away from Adam. Well before I was awake, Adam and his cronies went and did the preshow to Backlot Tour Is Closed (callback!) Thanks, Chip. "Today" we went to Disney's Hollywood Studios. More like Weirdowood!

Hi Gary, you should read this before posting: themeparkreview.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=21962. A SENTENCE IN ALL CAPS IS GENERALLY HARDER TO READ AND COMES OFF AS RUDE. Welcome to TPR!

It's Manta.

Dose any1 want 2 get band?

So are you guys card carrying members of the hands in pockets club or are you just members for the newsletter?

^A stolen one. Only issues have been when I'm being chased by the fuzz and they don't respect it.