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Keep it on topic, guys.

So which Orange Julius was your favorite?

I'm getting physically ill. It's unfair how good this is.

Though I don't like you as a person, Matt, I'd like to say I can almost understand how someone would like this TR.

^Though I respect your opinion on this thread, I disrespect your taunting of the thread. Also, I seriously DO have stuff to send for people taking pictures with them enjoying delicious Coca-Cola Classic.

I'm going to boycott this ride unless they decide to use BatDance by Prince.

What a snooze. There hasn't even been one picture of me.

In a passing glance that doesn't really do well for your reputation.

The Bryan and Adam show will now be called The Bryan Adams Show. Here's the official theme song of The Bryan Adams Show [coastertube]http://www.themeparkreview.com/coastertube/play.php?vid=d4376601f3801a1d_lb7n[/coastertube]

Remember folks, post pictures of you enjoying delicious, refreshing Coca-Cola Classic. The Bryan and Adam Show might even send something your way.

^They've been a little crazy this week because some schools in the Northeast have off this week. Next week will be a lot better.

Love it. Shoot me a PM next time you're in town.

^Oh, you mean vi4gra? Of course, they're a proud sponsor of the program. Orangecats- I'm not really sure what you mean about a Dole Whip update. But I can maybe help right now. Yes, they're still delicious. LDedios- I like you. You're Bryan and Adam Show Rookie of the Year material.

^Yes, that's exactly what it was.

^Thanks! It's from Shirt.Woot.com. They do one shirt a day only available for that one day.

The reviews are pouring in! "Where is your pimple medicine?" -My Mom "Your update is dead to me" -Robb "I got bored with the Idol stuff" -My Mom "Pain don't hurt" -Patrick Swayze, Road House

Mega huge fun time update! 2/18! We went to the Disney Studios! Read it! Thanks to Adam for most of the photos. That's it for the update! Be sure to post your demands and pictures of you enjoying delicious, refreshing Coca-Cola Classic or even Coke Zero which is low on calories and high on taste. Thanks for reading! By the by, Adam has officially changed his name to Cokesuber. Coca-Cola Classic sure is great, check out these new urban bottles! Coca-Cola Classic is delicious and refreshing. Then we went on Toy Story Midway Mania: The Ride Experience Live On Stage Presented By Coca-Cola Classic. Coca-Cola, delicious, refreshing: Coke. What is this, Universal? Budget cuts... I want to go to there. Adam don't. The Bowling Green is the place where they send folks that break Rock n' Rollercoaster. Then we went on Backlot Tour Is Closed. THAT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME WINNING! GOD DAMN YOU, SEACREST! I'm pretty sure this judge didn't do this on purpose, but I love it. DANCE, ADAM, DANCE. Om nom nom nom Watch your hands, singer-man. This trip report is brought to you by delicious, refreshing Coca-Cola Classic. This girl fell on-stage. Then she got really angry at the ground. She got a tummy ache. STOP STARING AT ME, JUDGES. Here's our performers for the evening. "Yes, it's THIS big." Aryan Idol will be on Monday mornings on Fox. No cursing! EVEN MORE SUBTLE Subtlety! Om nom nom nom And attack the camera. And be angry... He taught us how to dance... And here's your pre-host host! That's a lotta Bryan. I love American Idol the opposite of THIS much! I'm ascared. I guess we're doing this now. Is it just me, or does the logo look weird here? See how easy it is to do one of these updates? The best news of the day! Check out the Bryan and Adam Experience performing at Rye Playland's Summer Concert Series next August! Y'know, if I was a tree, I would be a nerdy one. Fun fact: that's actually Walt Disney's frozen head. Future American Idol auditioner! ADAM, do NOT sing into that grenade!

This took a turn for the worse.

^I take fake offense to that.

Aw man, I just noticed me and spacemtfan had very similar ideas. Sorry dude!

The Zamperla headquarters in America is located in NJ. I'm not sure if it's Parsippany though.

We're proud to announce The Bryan and Adam Show: The Game is finally out of beta. Play the game!

^Good question, friend. We couldn't find the horse, and I even took a video to show our confusion. [coastertube]http://www.themeparkreview.com/coastertube/play.php?vid=carousel[/coastertube]

Hey guess what here's a trip report We went to the Magic Kingdom. Here's a video of us having fun. It was too big for TPR TV But I woke up when I found this! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_byn6y38SQ Goodnight, America! Look for a video or two coming soon. Then I fell asleep. Then we went on the monnyrail. Urban youths: take 2. And then he started breathing again. Not lying about this, he put this over his head and couldn't get it off. And then it started crying. We fed the hippo cocaine. FOUR GOAT FIVE GOAT WINNER! THREE GOAT See what we do for you people? We ride It's A Small World for you! Donate now! Urban youths! He would not stop with this weird story he made up. Seriously, it was like an hour long. It was like Rain Man and Boogie Nights mixed. Tourists! No goat there, Adam. Just an old sign. TWO GOAT ONE GOAT Undeniable proof of a video coming soon. Now: the hunt for goats begins. Sorry, BeemerBoy, I could only partially fulfill your demand. We really told off that cast member about not letting us go on Philharmagic. We got roasted nuts. Do I really need to make a joke here? NO MOURNING. LEAVE NOW. YOU WILL STARE AT THE MONOLITH WHILST EATING. We went to go on Buzz Lightyear. Adam is saluting me because I kicked his ass on it. That's why it's called the Bryan and Adam show and not the Adam and Bryan show. Celebrate white balance!