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Please be more descriptive when posting topics and make sure you post them in the right forum.

Keep it positive, boys. If you don't like what coastb2 posts, don't go in his threads.

^In fairness, I believe the 2 groups of performers were unrelated. Also, I chose the pictures that made it look the worst.

"Oh crap, we forgot to take a picture of you guys installing the sign. Alright, just awkwardly touch the sign like you're hanging a picture frame. Perfect."

^Every picture is photoshopped to make it look like people have extra arms. That one is just more obvious than the others.

Ladies and gentlemen, THE BRYAN AND ADAM SHOW GO DEEP. First up, our arrival, World of Coke, and Dixieland. Well, that's it for Dixieland. The next update will be posted in a week or so. Thanks for reading! I, for one, found it offensive. But I'm not from the South, maybe I just don't get it. Before we left we were told we had to check out their minstrel show. For your consideration this awards season: Jake and Adam on a Frog Hopper. Here of course is the big emotional scene. Spoiler alert: I think it was a mistake having the frog hopper become alive. It's truly remarkable how Adam can stay so grounded in reality as Jake steals the scene. I just got off the phone with George Criterion. He wants to make this the cover to the DVD. Jake is getting ready for what is about to be the performance of a lifetime. Adam is making some sort of weird face. These are method actors, people! And now, The Bryan and Adam Show proudly present: Jake and Adam on a Frog Hopper. TPR celebrities: They're just like us! They ride tigers! While others fought the good fight. Ultimately, a truce was reached when the ride operators told everyone to come back. Never forget. Some of the crowd cowered in fear... It was only appropriate to begin this TR on Veteran's day (or technically the day after). The crowd began to fight back! But, just as all hope was seemingly lost... We shall overcome one day. One of the many faceless, nameless victims of Robb's reign of terror. I won a Peabody in photojournalism for these. There was nothing we could do but stand back in horror as Robb opened fire on the crowd. Hey I wonder what everyone else is do-OH GOD NO Hey I wonder what everyone else is do-Never mind. Oh well. I guess they had fun anyway. Thanks for not pranking us, I guess. We were all looking forward to what you guys had in store. Oh. Apparently it was just a zip line. What a let down. I can't wait to see what prank these pranksters prank on us! They both seem satisfied. This is going to turn out bad. What are these pranksters up to now? Look at them scheming up their prank up there. Look at these pranksters! They switched shoes! What a prank! Adam and I both thought it would be for the best for us not to appear together in a photo for the rest of this TR. Hey wait a second, what's with those shoes? "The trick is to spend a night or 2 in jail." "Or a few years." "Maybe these guys will help us!" "I wonder if anyone will help us look normal" Nope, not quite. And then I came in! "Hey Adam, let's take a picture together and not look weird!" "OK, Bryan!" Well, former friends. Here's Adam with his new friends, Delicious and Refreshing. You should know they went to World of Coke the day before I went. You could imagine how disappointed I was. However, I did enjoy a delicious and refreshing Coke Zero® with no calories and all of the taste of Coca-Cola Classic® on my flight. We begin our journey on a MARTA train in Atlanta, which stands for Marta Arta Rta Ta A. Also, yes, Adam is asleep in this picture, and Dave and Eli are disgusted.

You call your special area your "deal"?

I love the potential for this thread. I'm better than all of you, so I don't have anything to add.

^It is! And it costs like $10 to make!

From the official Disney blog There's no other details at the time, unfortunately. Let the crazy speculation begin!

Dirtbag Lasagna 1lb pasta 1 jar marinara sauce (can be shitty) 3/4 jar cheez whiz (or to taste) 1 package (2 cups) pre-shredded mozzarella cheese 1-1.5 lb ground beef 1. Brown beef while heating sauce on medium-low. Boil water. 2. Drain beef of excess fat. Set beef aside. Add pasta to water. Slightly undercook pasta. Preheat oven to broil. 3. Add cheez whiz to warmed sauce slowly, stirring constantly until melted. Use as much as desired, but don't go overboard. Add beef to sauce. 4. Place slightly undercooked pasta in a casserole dish and add sauce with beef. Mix well. Pour ENTIRE package of mozzarella on top of pasta. 5. Place in oven until golden brown. Serve immediately. Serves 4-6

Anyone playing DJ Hero? I am. It's pretty great. My Xbox Live handle is Bryan Stoll if you want to play. And you do.

I really enjoyed this TR. It's so hard to do a haunted house TR, but you did very well with it. Also, jizz.

Please do a search before making new threads. We already have a Knott's general discussion. themeparkreview.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=506&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0

Disney Cruise Line's Newest Ship - Disney Dream With the construction of their newest ship, the Disney Dream, under way, Disney Cruise Line is literally building a Dream. Today in New York City, Disney Cruise Line held an event that allowed attendees to explore some of the signature elements from the Disney Dream. We are all looking forward to innovations like: *First of a kind watercoaster! A high speed thrill ride called, The AquaDuck! Riders zip through a see through tube that curves out over the side of the ship giving riders a view of the ocean 150 feet below!!!!!! *2 new restaurants-The Royal Palace, a tribute to the Disney princess stories & The Enchanted Garden which transforms from day to night! *A re-imagination of Animators Palette. *Parents can escape on the perfect date night at the Dream's Skyline Bar that has views of the world's most famous cities! *Virtual Portholes in the ship's interior cabins let guests have "views" of the ocean using digital technology. That's right, a TV instead of a window, and it'll occasionally show a character popping up, like Mickey or the starfish from Finding Nemo. *Interactive experiences for the kids, Disney-style. Kids will be able to interact with Crush, the animated turtle from "Finding Nemo," via a cinema-size plasma screen, and experience what it is like to be "toy size" in Andy's Room, a larger-than-life replica of the "Toy Story" set. There will also be a play area called Monsters Academy, visited regularly by Mike, the lovable green guy from "Monsters Inc." Inaugural sailing - January 26, 2011 Starting January 30, 2011, The Disney Dream will alternate between 3 and 4-Night sailings and Disney Cruise Line will alternate between 4 Night Sailings and & 5-Night sailings with 2 stops in Castaway Cay the summer of 2011. Read from the experts, and watch the video. It has a lot of concept art and cool stuff not talked about on the post. disneyparks.disney.go.com/blog/2009/10/presenting-the-disney-dream/ On a sidenote, they're doing a rebroadcasting (I think) of the live webcast where they announced all of this at 5:45 EST on www.disneycruiselineevents.com/disneydream/ A watercoaster on a ship! World's first! At 765ft long, very respectable too! Oh, and clear tube so you can see out! Most of the time you will see what is truly going on outside the ship, but from time to time different Disney characters will pay your cabin a visit through the 'interactive porthole'. And an overview on this beautiful new ship coming out early 2011! Bookings open up November 9, 2009! Ok, I'm scared already! The booths you see here in this fairytale themed restaurant actually rotate! Not for use as a teacup (sorry Robb!) but so that you can face different guests if you'd like! Don't worry adults, there's stuff for you too! Including this bar, where the 'windows' change to show you different famous skylines from around the world. Just one of the AMAZING themed kids areas on the ship. Truly this ship is geared to children and it gives them a once in a lifetime experience to be part of the Disney films. A mock up of what it will look like when you first 'take the plunge' on the Duck!

You're still a trip virgin until your trip hymen gets trip broken.

Money! They made it a lot less ambitious with a smaller budget and it allows them to reopen the ride earlier to have less guests complaining about it being down.

I don't see a point to this thread. If you wish to discuss the merits of this thread, PM me.

Note that the single riders lines for Spider-Man and Hulk probably won't be open. They usually only open for large crowds. I'm not sure about Dr. Doom, it might be the same case.

^Correct. But please, next time just send a PM to a mod.

^Every park that has a credit (most likely).

We have a very popular HHN thread that this would be just perfect for. themeparkreview.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=51296&start=240

Allison Alvarez (AllisonlovesTPR), Chris Alvarez (a loser and doesn't post), and GJ (gmoney422).

^Yes. It's almost all terrible, with very, very few exceptions.

Hey thanks for being a jerk! Myself and Adam really appreciate it after spending hundreds of dollars and countless hours doing these for people to enjoy. But it's cool, feel free not to like it then post about it. It's the internet, we're not real people.