Not For Sale

^You smell weird.

You'd be happy to know a few months ago Disney finally stopped doing fastpasses for the shows. Also, thanks so much for the kind words, everyone. Except Matt.

Season 2? What? That'll be the day... Adam and I went to DHS and Epcot and took a camera crew. This is what they found. We decided to call it quits after all the fastpasses for HISTA were gone. Come visit us as we wait for The Sum of all Thrills, okay? Thanks for reading! Oh, did you want some privacy when changing into your tracksuit? ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOFIGMENT Um, trying to practice my drumming here, dude. You guys know what time it is, right? Little-known fact: trees are scared of escalators. They could be in front of one for years and never step a foot on it. BUT WE GOT STICKERS YAAAAAAY Ratzenberger, you'll be missed. You're in a better place now. In hog heaven. Goodbye, sweet prince. I'm so sorry, Ratzenberger. It was never supposed to be like this. For once, Oops Malpractice was right. Ratzenberger was dead. "It's very dangerous to stop in the middle of such a complex chili removal!" said Dr. Malpractice, pictured above. No! Adam, what are you doing with Ratzenberger?! Goodbye, Ratzenberger. Best of luck during the surgery. You're right, Dr. Malpractice. It is up to us to decide. We decided to go ahead with the surgery. Dr. Oops Malpractice showed us what he very well could be like if the operation would be a success. So they took him in for his CAT scan. I should probably mention Ratzenberger has a terrible disorder where his brain made out of chili. It's rare, but it happens all too often. So Adam dropped Ratzenberger off on the CAT scan place. He had a hard time letting go. Adam hates topical humor, so we named him Ratzenberger. It worked! We got our very own baby! We named him H1N1. Then it coached us on how to deliver a baby. Yeah, we actually chose retirement. Because we care about the future, which I hear is alive today. Then it got all deep on us. No more puns, Bryan. You're above that. How cute! Porktuguese! This is honestly my favorite picture of me and Adam ever. Just look at it for a while then come back to the TR. The next million pictures are from this. You think I'm kidding, but it's trip report gold. You'll see. This would be in the textbook of Trip Report 101: the pose of a pose. Here's the story behind this picture. We all thought the world was going to end in 2007 because the Epcot calendar doesn't go past it, much like the Mayans in 2012. Adam is pointing outside of the time line, being happy he predicted the world still existing. We're not above making poop jokes here. DO NOT DO THIS. Now, go into Innoventions and save us our spot. We'll be there later. DO NOT DO THIS. See, you take a cup, and fill it with Mezzo Mix. Then you think about how delicious and refreshing a genuine Coca-Cola Classic would taste. Of course, we had to train him on where to find the Mezzo Mix. It's right next to Adam's armpit hair. This is where me and Adam will be setting up camp for The Sum of all Thrills. That's what the cans of soup are for. The orphan is for going to get us Mezzo Mix. So we ended up kinda following these guys. They led us to Epcot. They were also kinda mean to us. They told Adam to "go Jew off". GUYS ITS A PUN GET IT They closed down the old entrance very shortly after the infamous Bryan and Adam audition. See, what we did in this shot was have it nice and low to the ground to make it look like our hero car is going faster than it is. I'm sorry about that last caption. Here, take this gift that isn't a bomb. BEEP BEEP. BOP BOP. I'm a black robot, m***********. Then we went on Discovery Mountain. Adam hoped that touching two references to The Bryan and Adam Show would complete some sort of electrical current. He was wrong. Adam Malpracticestein, MD. Mickey-approved. Mickey hates Oops Malpractice. Because he's Chinese. The people would've gotten that joke IF MY ORPHAN WOULDN'T TALK OVER ME. You remember Coca-Cola Bandstand, right? They opened up for Dr. Pepper and the Pepperonis on the Delicious and Refreshing Tour back in '24. The workers are going hoooome. The workers are going hoooooooome. The workers are going hooooooooooome yeah yeah yeah. Mickey Mouse hates Chinese people, especially their theaters. ALSO, IT WOULD BE NICE IF THE ORPHAN WOULD STOP TALKING OVER ME. CONTENTS OF BAG: One (1) hoagie, Five (5) cans of soup, One (1) orphan, One (1) large plastic bag to keep orphan away from food. For the purpose of continuity, Bryan Stoll (who plays "Bryan") wore the same outfit as last time.

Big Mike doesn't actually exist. He's like the Loch Ness Monster.

I didn't see anything

Fixed.

He's also not allowed in Mexico anymore. Locked.

^Rock Band.

well sorry. geez, i was just curious. no one said anything about you having to do updates. you dont have to get snippety. i was just asking. Please improve your grammar and your attitude. If you do not, you may be banned for 24 hours or more. If you have any further issues, PM me or any of the other moderators.

Please stop asking for updates. It's rude. Going to parks and doing updates are extremely time consuming.

It will not.

I'd be all for a new rule forbidding any photos not relating to the City Museum.

I think we're all ignoring that it looks like a crazy mechanical narwhal.

Crowds during the Summer in Florida parks are always crazy. Doesn't matter if it's a weekend or not. However, I recommend going to BGA on Friday, as it's more of a full-day park than SeaWorld. At SeaWorld check out the crowds on Saturday and determine if you want to buy the Quick Queue.

The problem with huge threads like the ones being proposed are that people would only go in them when they have a question, not an answer. With a dedicated thread and a descriptive title a person that needs help with Zuma Fun Center can find the one person that knows about Zuma Fun Center a lot easier. Any ideas on how to solve this problem?

This thread was very useful for figuring out what to do (and what not to do) during the Deep South trip at Pigeon Forge. Thanks!

^Certain minors are allowed to go with the consent of your parents AND Robb and Elissa, as they would need to be your temporary legal guardians during the trip(s). For more info, see one of the flyers for a trip.

Calm down, boys. We're all friends here.

themeparkreview.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=177

-There's already a rumors thread. themeparkreview.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=35614 -Don't include a poll when it's not necessary. -I deleted your avatar because it was gigantic.

Anyone that votes for photo #5 gets a Bryan and Adam Show Bag of Crap. I promise.

Oh dear god no.

We were live today, and we'll be the next day! And the next day! And so on! And so forth! What a wonderful trip! I've been up for 24 hours! I won't remember posting this! TheBryanAndAdamShow.com

Source Any ideas on how this would be implemented/what it would be like?

Just a reminder, folks, The Bryan and Adam Show Live will officially start on this Saturday, around 10-11 am EST. There will probably be some photos before that, but Adam and I won't be meeting up with each other until then.