KBrylczyk

I'm going to be at the parks next Wednesday and Thursday. Can't wait to check out all of the holiday special events, the awesome new food items, and all of the Star Wars funkiness! Hyperspace Mountain is definitely the first stop of the day!

^ That ride sure made an impression on Robb! Oh, who am I kidding? Me, too. Got the full ejector seat action star hanging-on-by-one-hand experience. IT WAS AWESOME!

For the first half. After the treble cleff element the ride loses all of it's steam and it's a long, slow, boring crawl back to the station. From the station through the treble cleff, though, it's one hell of an awesome ride.

Once, just once, I want someone to go through the entrance and see some guy taking a whizz on the wall.

Because simulators are fun. /s

The word "OHMYGODOWJESUSBOOBPUNCHINGCHRISTWHYDOESTHISHURTSOMUCH" comes to mind. Ew, what is this? Intamin trying to be B&M? Every element seems so drawn out and boring.

Ah, yes, that's the new RMC element. They call it the "Schitzengiggel" because, well, they throw the extra twist in for fun.

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Screamin Squirrel? Feel the crushing weight of your body concentrated on your collarbones for what seems like an eternity!

Wait what? A Sons of Anarchy themed ride? Yeah. Probably a motocoaster that ends with you getting hit by a semi truck.

This...this actually looks pretty friggin' awesome! You're one of those people who don't like Divertical, aren't you? [youtu_be] [/youtu_be]

NO MIDCOURSE?! HOLY CRAP ON A STICK THAT RIDE IS GOING TO BE A WORLD CLASS WOODIE AGAIN!!!!!

^ Because the ride is not run by electricity, but on the tears of adults and souls of children.

Inverted RMC launched 500-foot woodie confirmed.

^ I highly, highly doubt flights are cheap because Disney doesn't have a concrete date, guy.

Holy crap! Round trip from Vegas is under $700! Now if only we had a more concrete date than "Spring 2016."

If the majority of British people looked like Emma Watson and David Beckham, sure. Unfortunately you lot look more like Austin Powers. Male and female alike.

^ Um, what? You serious?

Ah, the wonder of China. Maybe I should rethink my plan about Shanghai Disney. Originally I was gonna wait a few years for the kinks to work themselves out.

Paris would like a word with you. Heading full speed into a cave only to plummet 40 feet under the river, hit a flat curve, then shoot back up into the station and slam into the brakes? Booyeah.

^ That tank is clearly for the U-571 feature prior to the launch. The actual ride vehicle for U-571 at Movieland Studios.

Your wish is my command (skip to 25 seconds) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eal4fep7pK4

Honestly I don't think that's so much the reason. Yeah, it's an easy go-to, but there's plenty of other rides with similar forces that garner huge waits constantly. I think the major reason the waits are that low are because it's all alone in a dead-end far corner of the park. You need to walk all the way to Flight Of Fear, then keep walking what seems like another half-mile* to get to the entrance of I305. If there were a path looping into the I305 plaza rather than it being a well-out-of-the-way dead end foot traffic would increase dramatically. * I've not been to the park since 2011, please forgive me if my estimates are a bit out of whack.

Dude, they're YouTube comments. What were you expecting? The only thing that makes YouTube commenters happy is complaining.

^ Fargo - The Woodchipper Experience Really it's just a woodchipper-themed Smiler, complete with negligent maintenance crashing every car!