KBrylczyk

^ Why is North Korea an island?

Seriously, I think Whirlwind is going to surprise a lot of people. Just watch Robb's video from IAAPA when this model premiered - Tiny ride but spins like crazy!

No no, we know it's Quicktime. What I'm saying is Quicktime is a god awful player that should be beaten to the brink of death and then thrown over a cliff on fire. Agreed. See the link. Oh you tricky devil, you.

No no, we know it's Quicktime. What I'm saying is Quicktime is a god awful player that should be beaten to the brink of death and then thrown over a cliff on fire.

How can you mention it and not show it?! I got you, fam. The original - My homage - The second coming -

I hate you. However I see you have a future writing for Nick Jr. shows. Who am I kidding? That Pirate song was awesome! I still hate you.

Any chance you've got those videos in a format that doesn't hate life?

Shrek 4-D 2. Coming soon.

Why does Everyone keep saying this? In my experience it's just not true. My time in Japan was incredible but everything I did was super cheap in comparison to the US and Europe.

Not a Euro Fighter but I think you'd have a total blast on Cannibal.

$190 million for another friggin Soarin clone? I'd rather get ten new Luigi's Flying Tires. The rest of that looks incredible, though!

As long as they bring back The Thing and Dead Silence I'll be a happy man. The solo houses for Freddy, Jason, and Michael Meyers didn't ever do much for me. However the All Night Die-In was friggin incredible.

Dammit, Guy, I'm eatin' over here.

^ No. I'm no historian but I'm fairly certain headhunters were and still are a very real thing in the world. If anything gets a complaint on Jungle Cruise it'd be the repeated violent anal pillaging of that poor camper by the rhino.

With the failure of Knott's just down the 5, I'm not sure how well received one at SFMM would be. I'm pretty sure the Windseeker at Knott's was a failure on behalf of the horribly unreliable ride system, not a public reception issue. Cedar Fair went with "the other guys" rather than Funtime with their Starflyer, a tried and true hit that has proven very reliable.

The Justice League dark rides are more in line with Spider-Man and Transformers than they are with Iron Reef. There's a lot of practical effects (fireballs, fog curtains, lighting, animatronics) mixed with the screens.

Sit. In. The. Back. It's similar to it's sister in Dollywood, but I remember the Dollywood version as being very tame. SDC's version will make you think you're going to die in the backseat.

Embedded that for ya.

I can't even fathom this line of thought. Equally excited about a brand new RMC as you are for a train on a cookie-cutter Vekoma hang n' bang. The world's a twisted place.

^ I'll give a 1/30th chance it'll be June 15th.

People have been saying things for thousands of years, man.

Seriously I'm pretty sure that Michael J Fox holds the camera.

As much as I hate Miler coasters, this should be pretty cool just because of how close together everything is.