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^ Speaks Spanish < Doesn't speak Spanish v Speaks Pig Latin instead of Spanish

Typically I'm not bother by others screaming, but there is a certain high pitch scream that really grates on my ears.

Being a screamer is not a bad thing.

Hooters for . . .

I still play Magic whenever I have the money for it. I use to play Star Wars when Decipher had the license. That is a much better version to play than Wizards of the Coast piece of crap. Star Trek is another game I like playing, but nobody around here plays it.

Vekoma with lots of C-4. I'm one of those people that if I'm going down, I'm taking as many people with me as possible. Besides, I'm too embarrassed about my body to go nude. cupcakes or fruitcakes?

True or not, it's still a funny story. You know this is going to live forever as an Urban legend.

^ The one year I roomed with my older brother at college, he popped his popcorn with Mongolian fire oil. Gave the popcorn an odd taste, but boy, did it burn my mouth! My favorite microwave popcorn is Pop Secret Homestyle with butter. I don't eat it much anymore, unless I rented movies and am not drinking, then the bag is gone within minutes.

I had the privilage of the jaw expander and braces in middle school. Don't want to do it again, thank you very much. However, my wisdom came in when I was twenty and started pushing some of my teeth around, so the dentist pulled them. My teeth aren't as straight as they were when I got my braces off, but at least they're not as bad as when I was a kid.

^ Double posted. < Davy Jones doesn't own my soul. V Spends Saturday night, alone, on the internet.

I wish I did, but sadly, no. Do you still watch Saturday morning cartoons?

^ Wants to kill < Trained to kill V Dressed to kill

I took the ACT way back in 1993. I got something like 24 or 26. I did score real high in English. Never took SAT. I took the ASVAB (military aptitude test) just before signing up for the National Guard over four years ago. Got a 93 or 94 (out of 99). Which is kind of strange since I took the ASVAB during high school and didn't do so well (I think it was somewhere around 50).

Bash one laptop over the other. I'm not into self-inflicted pain, though I must admit, I once had a laptop that I wanted to bash my head into. These days, offending laptops get the hammer, but whenever possible, I like C-4. Would you rather die peacefully in your sleep like your grandfather, or yelling and screaming like the people in his car?

TRP members were enjoying the ride because . . .

^ Must be lactose intolerant. < Never had ranchero chimichangas. V Craves pickled eggs.

Stir Fry because you can throw just about anything into and it still comes out great. What's your favorite doorknob?

Book, duh. Unless it's an adaptation of a screenplay, in which case I'd rather watch the movie instead. Would you destroy an old building with explosives or with a wrecking ball?

I'm not quite sure what you are asking, but I'm assuming your asking if I've read a book and seen the movie version of it. If that is the case, then the answer is YES! There's a whole lot of books I've read that people have vainly tried to make into movies (and most of them sucked big time). Are you going crazy that you can't see images or download videos?

Pro Blocks. They have a lot of military vehicles, ships, and planes that Lego doesn't do. What's your favorite comic strip?

I'd kiss the cow, but only if it's been turned into leather. Would you rather staple your tongue against the wall or watch the movie "Steel Magnolias"?

rolling, rolling, rolling . . . RAWHIDE!!! Oh wait, uh . . . started chewing on a rawhide bone from . . .

When I was working at a grocery store. I tripped and took out the display at the front of my checkstand. Shame on you! Oregon State University is so much better! GO BEAVERS!!! What's your favorite college mascot?

^ No, it's being "competitive" with the office supplies!

^ Watches way too much Sci-Fi Channel. < Wishes I had cable or satelite so I can watch way too much Sc-Fi Channel. V Lives in the Sci-Fi Channel.