Jordan Shankman

Heres a few photos I took on Saturday...

Personally, I loved TTD. Yeah, it's over quite quickly...but it's still awesome.

The one with the green jacket was Chris Johnson (I know him), but I don't know who the other guy was.

Wow Real...that track was awesome. How the hell do you do it? I've saved almost every track you've posted on the internet...they're all great. Keep up the good work.

Haha...I had a double stack with cheese from Wendy's last night, and i'm about to have Count Chocula. I know, not very healthy, but hey...i've got a high metabolism.

No, i'm really not...have you ridden Cheetah? Well, maybe it used to be smooth, but when I rode it I almost died...

Haha...i've ridden Cheetah. Theres no way the Crystal Beach Cyclone could be any worse.

I've been on it twice. One solo ride and one three person ride. It's quite possibly the scariest ride on the planet. Well, that and the sling shot right next to it.

The auditions are good...but the rest of the show sucks.

I don't know what to believe. Religion just confuses the hell out of me. I think i'm probably athiest...but i'm not sure. I think we'll just rot in the ground...

Personally, I think smoking should be illegal. It makes me sick to be walking behind someone who's smoking. It's so damn gross. I think allowing people to smoke in a park (even in designated areas) is bad, but if they did completely ban smoking...the attendance would probably drop. So I guess i'll just have to deal with it...

I used to collect die-cast metal cars when I was younger. I believe I have around 120 of them... Now, I collect rare masks.

Schlotskys? What the hell is that? I've only heard of Sub Way and Quiznos, and out of those two, Quiznos is my favorite. Their angus beef/cheddar/grilled thing is the best sandwich on the planet.

Yeah, I know about all that stuff. I'm a member of all three sites you listed. I've memorized every single haunted attraction company out there that sells products, so I don't really need to go to Transworld. Also, I couldn't even go, you have to be 18 yrs or older. Theres like, naked gothic chicks running around and stuff. I wish I could go... Pure Randomness, what maze are you talking about? Universal's or mine? Well, mine takes about 4-5 minutes to walk through...I don't know about Universal's.

Hi, i'm Jordan. I was banned from Thrill Network, and have decided to make the themeparkreview forums my new home. I've lived in Woodstock, GA all my life. I'm very involved in the haunted attraction industry. I own and operate a haunted house and I supply amusement parks and other haunters like myself with props and animatronics. My website is www.frightmarefactory.net (it's not done yet) Well, thats me...

Yeah, I heard about the whole fece scent. I find that to be a little extreme...but I bet it really added to the experience. Well, i'm very limited on space, so I don't know if that ones going to work, but i'll see.

Nope, no walk through videos.....in fact, no videos at all. Everyone is welcome to throw in their ideas for scares and what not, but they have to tie in with the different themes. There'll be a cave, a typical haunted mansion, an insane asylum, a butcher room and a forest.

Over the past threee years I have been running a large haunt in my basement. I work on it pretty much all year, and have spent close to 5k on it. Everyone who has gone through has given it 'rave' reviews. Some people even said it was the best haunted house they've ever been in, and a few people even said it was better than the haunts at Universals Horror Nights...now thats a compliment. This year is going to be the last and final year I run it in my home. After that, we're going to move into a large, permanent location. Here are a few pictures... They are of my haunts 05' fliers...

Hahaha...that restaurant has a face in it? I never even noticed that before...

I just rode Hulk last Wednesday. Good ride.

Jack Rabbit at Kennywood. That double down is insane.

I've been to SFA, SFMM, and SFOG. Out of those, SFOG's my favorite. SFA looked like crap, the service was beyond crap, and yeah...it was just crap. ...and SFMM is really overated in my opinion. X hurts like a bitch, Riddlers Revenge was forceless, Flash Back almost killed me, Psyclone was retarded, Ninja was uber boring, but Goliath rocked my socks! SFOG just has a really nice selection of coasters and flat rides. I really have no complaints...

Eh, not sure really. This hill just looks like it'll be rough for some reason...

Something about this coaster looks very painful...