Jordan Shankman

I rode every coaster at Wild Adventures in 1 1/2 hours...and it was on a Saturday. I also got a few awesome flat rides in. Make sure you ride Double Shot and...hmmmm...whats it called? It has all those arms with seats on the end and it does these crazy flips. Eh...I forgot the name, but you'll find it. So yeah, it can easily be done in 4 hours.

Yeah, same with me. I just pick whatever I see first.

My mind just exploded...

Reeses cups...better then orgasms.

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Haha...awesome.

Heres a picture of me from last years haunted house... My clown costume...

One time, I bought a "haunted tape" off of Ebay for $1.00 The seler stated that the tape has haunted his family for years and what not. Well, I got it, and it was blank. There was nothing on the tape... I diddn't really believe it was haunted...I was just was curious...and hey, it was only a buck.

James, you will burn for that comment. Cyclone is awesome, and you know it. You were just upset that you couldn't get on Acrophobia and Deja Vu that weekend. My vote would go toward Mindbender or Cyclone.

Intamin. B&M's are all the same to me. They're usually forceless and boring. Intamin on the other hand, their coasters are amazing. My top top 5 coaster list alone consists of 4 Intamin coasters.

Forceless eh? Damn...that sucks. I'm going to KBF during the first week of April, and I was looking forward to it being an amazing ride. Oh well, atleast theres Xcelerator...

Actually, I knew him from Thrill Network a while back and always thought he was an adult.

Haha...I pictured you as an adult. Wow. ...hey, that's my signature from TN. You little bastard...

Acrophobia. I'm up to 512 rides on it, but it still...even today, makes me uneasy.

Mountain Dew & Mr. Pibb.

Hey guess what...Deja Vu and Mind Bender were both closed this weekend.

Up Around the Bend by Creedence

I'm going on Sunday, and will take a few pics if it's operating...

My step brother asked someone at Guest Relations on Saturday about why Deja Vu isn't working and when it may be open, and they said it was closed due to staffing issues and it would be open next weekend. So appearantly it runs fine.

It's about time...

I had my best theme park meal at Mytho's inside IOA. It was simply awesome...

I want...ahem...am going to be a successful business man. I already own my own company and I am just hoping to grow as I get older.

If I had to choose one coaster on this planet to ride, it'd be Expedition Ge Force.

If I were you, I wouldn't go to Cypress or Old Town. Well, Old Town does have the Sling Shot and Sky Coaster...but still...I wouldn't. Also, I think you'll need two days at all of Universal. I went a few weeks ago for three days and just barely got everything in...and it wasn't even crowded!