FlyingScooter

Happy B-day Amsmtpk and Betamacx! have a great day!

She's a babe, and pushing fifty. I Wonder if she uses a Bowflex.

^my daughter dips oreos in orange juice, too. Wow, kindred spirits.

This one's titled: Cramps, ode to happy gas. Life is life, just a slip of the tongue Don't tell me no lies, baby, or I'll shove ya in dung, City taxes rises, can't get no relief, The wink of a crack whore, her decaying teeth, i once believed in santa claus ---i once believed in sex, I took my life for granted going from lover to the next, She was so gorgeous before me blond hair, hard to believe-a, She gave me a slight intestinal bug 10 rounds of Diarrhea, my butt, so sore, hard to ignore, my gut churned in utter dispair, her eyes so blue split my sphincter in two alas, my derriaire, As time went by, no tears to cry a sail rides up the mast, I finally got better, in a jar i sent her a dose of my 'happy gas'.... Flying(a Blasting Bass Production. all rights, and lefts for that matter, reserved)Scooter.

Gross burger sandwiches. Two slices of bread, peanut butter and grape jelly with salami, bologna, american cheese, cream cheese, tomatoes and celery. Down it all with a half milk half orange juice coctail. YUM! My friends think my passion for skiing is odd. ? that one confuses me. I'm only 43, not dead... My co-workers think posting on a coaster site is odd. Haven't seen Corpse Bride yet. Don't kill me, Zonga.

okay, I'll play! A horse walks into a bar. The bartender say's"Why such a long face? rim shot. Why'd the monkey falll from the tree? because it was dead. What's grosser than gross? biting into a hotdog and finding viens. What's brown and sings? a pinecone with a transistor radio stuck in it. What's grosser than gross? Kissing your grandmother and having her slip you the tongue. What's grosser than gross? Eating cottage chesse and finding pubic hairs in it. A cop pulls me over for running a yellow. He asks: do you know why i pulled you over? i said: yeah, i ran a yellow. he says: oh, a real smartass, huh. I said: well, mom always said it's better to be a smart one that a dumb one. (cop laughs and didn't give me a ticket.) -Flying(just throw money!)Scooter

hmmmmmm, sounds like DEES to me. Disgruntled Ex-Employee Syndrome.

I found CP's Mantis to be smooth but very uncomfortable in the groin. They give an unusual perspective on inverts. Always good for the experience.

Good Question. I like differant parks for differant reasons. I'll hit CP once a year, always in the fall, (was going last week, but had to postpone to this weekend). CP:It's all about the rides. Will hit GL late summer and CLP in mid-summer. with only 8 rides, and no attendance, if you're into repeat rides, you can't beat it. Last summer, we must've ridden the Scooters about 50 times and the BlueSTreak 20-30 times.

Wow, until i clicked GAcoasters link, i thought SKY was shart for Skyline, which is the car I'd like to own. I'm not to sure on Saturns. I've known several people that have had no luck with them and horrible service stories to boot.

Best of luck! I've been smoking for 20+ years. Have actually been close to quiting like 5 times but always seem to fall back into it. Anyone that has kicked the habit has my repsect and then some!

Manual for cars. Semi Automatic for handguns. Fully automatic for machine guns.

^Richmond's that bad? Worse than Detroit? hmmmm, maybe, 12 mil then...

Zooboolee Zoo ...Zooboolee Zoo Music and madness are waiting for you....

Book it. Even if Key West gets trashed, imagine the photo ops'! yeah, okay, bad taste on that one. Give it 24 hrs and see, maybe.

That looks cool. Dollywood does something like that too, and from the pics I've seen, it's stunning. They do a holiday thing at the Cleveland Zoo every year. Seeing the zoo at night with snow is always nice. Nothing like polar bears and penguins in their element.

Nice Retro. Good idea, Erik. Surprising how some parks seriously change with time. I may do a retro with Conneaut Lake Park from the early 80's. Much differant park then.

^RatTums?!?!? say it isn't so....

hmmmm, they could be.... I mean, he might've shut this one down to divert attention: http://www.themeparkreview.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=525&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=40 just kiddin'.

Outstanding concept! Great Work!

Nice Report, Splash. I don't think I've ever heard of that park. They sure love their banners!

^...and could GL's Flume be next? At least the water smelled better this year.

^What a Visual! LOL

Happy B-day, gisco!

nice TR, Ork! Oblivion looks awesome.