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Wait a second. Your in Orando, not Wisconsin!!

 

Nope, Sorry. Orlando is not in Wisconsin, it is in the state of Florida. Do they teach Geography in school anymore?

I've been to WDW before, so I know that thats Florida

 

No, they are most certainly in Wisconsin. Robb never jokes around. Sheesh!

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Wait a second. Your in Orando, not Wisconsin!!

 

Nope, Sorry. Orlando is not in Wisconsin, it is in the state of Florida. Do they teach Geography in school anymore?
I've been to WDW before, so I know that thats Florida

 

No, they are most certainly in Wisconsin. Robb never jokes around. Sheesh!

Larry, I wouldn't expect someone in Fresno to know the difference between Orlando and Las Vegas. Yes, we are in Wisconsin. If you argue with us on this any more I will ban you faster than you can say "I just got back from Super Wal-Mart because they had a special on peanut butter and tire irons."

 

--Robb

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Unlike Mickey's sister park in Nevada, this castle doesn't look like it was made for a model railroad.

 

 

Always killing the Nevada park's castle. I'm traveling 3000 miles from Pa. the first week in Dec. just to go to the Nevada park and while I realize the castle in Wisconsin is larger in scale I'll be thrilled to hike the whole way down Main Street and see the 'Nevada castle'.

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Wow before I read this trip report I had no real desire to ever visit Wisconsin, Now I can't wait to go!

 

I also assumed being so close to Canada that the weather would be pretty brutal, but watching you guys run around in shorts/t-shirts has convinced me otherwise. Who would have guessed it would be pool weather in late October! Though the excess alcohol could be helping to keep all of you 'extra' warm. (As well as the ensuing drunken man love it created between Piers and Derek)

 

Out of curiosity I typed Wisconsin into the Urban Dictionary and the first thing listed stated, that this state has a higher people-to-bar ratio then any other state in the country. This is obviously a state to have a good time in!

 

Well the Wisconsin tourist bureau clearly owes you a favor, because visits to this northern state are about to increase tenfold!

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It is time for another Wisconsin update from Robb! Today, TPR visits DeFazio Studios and later brave the Wisconsin cold for one AMAZING Pool Party!

Remember, you can follow the TPR Wisconsin Trip live on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/robbalvey

 

Don't forget to post COMMENTS!!

 

WARNING! THE FOLLOWING UPDATE CONTAINS VERY VERY VERY NAUGHTY LANGUAGE, ADULT SITUATIONS, AND BRIEF NUDITY. IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY NAKED BOYS AND MORE NAKED BOYS, YOU DO NOT WANT TO VIEW THIS UPDATE!!!

 

 

Hooray! DeFazio Studios!

 

Hooray! DeFazio Studios!

 

"Laverne and Shirley was my favorite TV show."

 

The "606 to 666" ride is based on the real Wisconsin Tower that was the tallest building in the state!

 

Yes! Rock N Roller Coaster starring The Violent Femmes!

 

And the ACTUAL Violent Femmes played live for us!

 

Yes!!! The Pizza Bowl restaurant from Laverne and Shirley features photos of actors from the show!

 

Here is Florence Henderson who played Laverne in the show.

 

Pat Morita played the role of Shirley.

 

Greg Louganis played both Lenny and Squiggy.

 

Bob Denver played the creepy old man who owned the gay porn store at the corner of Lincoln and Olympic.

 

Holly from Milwaukee was our server and she "served" both twins at the same time! Naughty!

 

Hooray! Shotz beers!

 

"In Milwaukee, everyone orders two appetizers...because they're fat."

 

Rude!!!

 

"I bring my kids here to DeFazio Studios!"

 

This unknown random person whom we have never met before is wearing the official Shotz beer hat.

 

It's FREEZING here in Wisconsin! Glad we found these warm hats!

 

WISCONSIN FACT! The Muppet character Beaker is from Milwaukee!

 

The Violent Femmes rocking rolling coaster is themed to a giant limousine that takes you to a concert!

 

"We got Walk this Way!!! Our favorite Violent Femmes song!!!"

 

"I got Bad Romance. Ugh, I hate the Violent Femmes song! And I had to sit next to this random lesbian who kept queefing the entire ride."

 

The Shotz Brewery Tours are closed. They are tearing down the Brewery to build a dueling racing wooden roller coaster called Gwazi.

 

Hooray! Time to ride "606 to 666" based on the famous Wisconsin Tower!

 

"This may look like a little red card, but it's really a Saw trap. I have to eat 3 Chinese babies to disarm it!

 

The Saw trap will disarm quicker when it touches cleavage.

 

"Good" 606 to 666 is much better than it's crappier counterpart version in Kentucky.

 

Molestation of a straight British man is legal in Wisconsin.

 

Oh Adam. Why must you wear your nerdy Disney stuff to non-Disney parks?

 

They made these collectibles of the Bucks Bango character, but they really are only a "collectible" item to complete idiots.

 

We had an awesome day at DeFazio Studios!

 

Piers' Wisconsin Salon has opened!

 

"The more Jager he drinks the better the haircut!"

 

"I'm too drunk...Elissa, take over!"

 

Buffalo Wild Wings FEAST!

 

Hooray! The catheter bag wine! IT FLOATS!!!

 

Tonight is the night for Jager!

 

TPR PARTY QUESTION! Adam has a red cup. Is he drinking alcohol or fruit juice? To answer EMAIL DAN!!! mrt0ad13@aol.com

 

I AM POSSESSED WITH WINE AND SEMEN!!!

 

TPR GAGA GLOW PARTY!!!

 

It's a TPR PARTY tradition... SHOTS!!!!

 

"Little do they know they are drinking Vault, thick birthday cake frosting, and soy sauce!!!"

 

Everybody fudge Derek!!!

 

It's only going to get drunker.

 

The aftermath!And finally here is a video of the drunken pool party that you

 

DO NOT WANT TO MISS!!! ONCE AGAIN, IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY STRONG LANGUAGE, ADULT SITUATIONS, AND BRIEF NUDITY, DO NOT WATCH THE VIDEO!!! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!

 

We hope you have enjoyed our Wisconsin Trip updates...it was a fun trip, but next year maybe we'll go back to Orlando instead...now post your comments!

 

--Robb

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