TheHalonSystem Posted March 16, 2015 Posted March 16, 2015 Any good, or bad jokes you can make about parks? I just need some ideas, well not really. I'm just bored!
Rollercoaster Rider Posted March 19, 2015 Posted March 19, 2015 Bon Bon Land. The Jokes write themselves.
Matman-TheRide Posted April 4, 2015 Posted April 4, 2015 Elitch Gardens has an Itch on it's mind because part of it was erased after a wipe out on the half pipe.
Matman-TheRide Posted April 4, 2015 Posted April 4, 2015 After building the Intimidator 305, Cedar Fair is too intimidated to build any more Intamin coasters.
DarienLaker Posted April 4, 2015 Posted April 4, 2015 Darien Lake has made Thunder Roll, Corn Popped, and Barracudas Fall, but Batman Escaped Six Flags Astroworld to rot at Darien Lake in pieces!
DarienLaker Posted April 4, 2015 Posted April 4, 2015 Reptar ran away from Cedar Fair because he was afraid of Snoopy's Flying Ace!
Matman-TheRide Posted April 5, 2015 Posted April 5, 2015 Blackpool Pleasure Beach has a water park that uses black water.
Matman-TheRide Posted April 5, 2015 Posted April 5, 2015 River Country (Walt DIsney World) looks much more "backwoods" now. Trees and algae everywhere, nasty and un-kept bathrooms and the sound of banjos playing (which is still over the speakers despite being abandoned, for some reason).
Matman-TheRide Posted April 5, 2015 Posted April 5, 2015 Everland (South Korea) has been known to abuse their resident Eagle (Fortress).
DarienLaker Posted April 5, 2015 Posted April 5, 2015 Cedar Point had an Avalanche Run to Transport Disasters to Alaska!
DarienLaker Posted April 6, 2015 Posted April 6, 2015 Kings Island had turned Beastie into a Fairly Odd-Coaster then it went to Woodstock (Express)!
DarienLaker Posted April 6, 2015 Posted April 6, 2015 Kentucky Kingdom used to have their Lighting Greased, but now they make Lighting Run!
GCI Wooden Posted April 6, 2015 Posted April 6, 2015 Mount Olympus This is the best post in this thread, so far.
DarienLaker Posted April 7, 2015 Posted April 7, 2015 Darien Lake had made their Nightmare capacity at Phantom Cave escape to The Great Escape!
T-Rex Posted April 8, 2015 Posted April 8, 2015 Darien Lake had made their Nightmare capacity at Phantom Cave escape to The Great Escape! Nightmare at Phantom cave was a piece of crap. It wasn't even worth the wait of the line. Good riddance to that coaster. Now we just have one more piece of junk coaster to get rid of "The MotoCoaster"
cfc Posted April 13, 2015 Posted April 13, 2015 Mount Olympus This is the best post in this thread, so far. Yeah, the thread should've ended there.
DarienLaker Posted April 13, 2015 Posted April 13, 2015 Cedar Point had a Space Spiral to send Demons Dropping into a Disaster Transport!
Woodie Warrior Posted April 13, 2015 Posted April 13, 2015 Cedar Point had an Avalanche Run to Transport Disasters to Alaska! Kings Island had turned Beastie into a Fairly Odd-Coaster then it went to Woodstock (Express)! Kentucky Kingdom used to have their Lighting Greased, but now they make Lighting Run! Darien Lake had made their Nightmare capacity at Phantom Cave escape to The Great Escape! Cedar Point had a Space Spiral to send Demons Dropping into a Disaster Transport! Please stop. I beg you. None of these even resemble what I would call a joke.
DarienLaker Posted April 13, 2015 Posted April 13, 2015 Cedar Point had an Avalanche Run to Transport Disasters to Alaska! Kings Island had turned Beastie into a Fairly Odd-Coaster then it went to Woodstock (Express)! Kentucky Kingdom used to have their Lighting Greased, but now they make Lighting Run! Darien Lake had made their Nightmare capacity at Phantom Cave escape to The Great Escape! Cedar Point had a Space Spiral to send Demons Dropping into a Disaster Transport! Please stop. I beg you. None of these even resemble what I would call a joke. I guess I better work on my theme park jokes.
Matman-TheRide Posted August 16, 2015 Posted August 16, 2015 One of Silver Dollar City's coasters is called POWDER Keg with WHITE track that is INSANE. It reminds me of when someone describes cocaine.
Matman-TheRide Posted August 16, 2015 Posted August 16, 2015 If Six Flags were to promote racial equality, they should become Five Flags.
DoinItForTheFame Posted August 17, 2015 Posted August 17, 2015 Please stop. I beg you. None of these even resemble what I would call a joke. How I feel about EVERY post in this thread so far.
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