Airtime&Gravity Posted August 16, 2007 Share Posted August 16, 2007 Wait...what? If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around, does it make a sound? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoasterNut17 Posted August 16, 2007 Share Posted August 16, 2007 Only if it wants to. If I drink 5 gallons of Mountain Dew in under 2 minutes, what happens? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pufferfish Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 You'll either pop like an overfilled balloon, or you will get the sudden urge to sing "...and I don't have to go right now..." God made everything with a purpose, what's the purpose of love bugs and mosquitoes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoasterNut17 Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 So people can pick their noses, silly. Why did Bill Gates invent Microsoft? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airtime&Gravity Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 Because he knew people would buy a crappy computer system...wait, that's not random, that's fact. Why does Elissa like Balder more than rodents? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoasterNut17 Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 Because Balder is made out of wood. Why does Elissa like Balder more than El Toro? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pgathriller Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 ^ I really wouldn't know. Will Disney ever take over Wal Mart? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoasterNut17 Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 Only if Walt was still living. Will my mosquito bites ever stop itching? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragoncoaster1292 Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 Maybe if you put some of that cream that you got for itching in "other places", they will. Why on earth would Sony trick their consumers in such a heartless way? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 Because the PS3 is the greatest gaming machine to grace the store shelves with high quality titles and the Blu-Ray Disc format. Have you seen my tacos? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
panda367 Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 I ate them. Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XII Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 Because the General Public is too lazy to pick them up themselves. Why did Robb have this as a Smiley? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoasterNut17 Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 Because he said so. Why do I have a larger I-pod than my mom? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceDragon Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 Because the vinigarette for the pancakes is not ripe yet. Why do kids watch cartoons? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoasterNut17 Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 Because it teaches kids about the naughty things in the world. Why does the ink in my printer run out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masked_Maverick Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 Blame the magic Ink fairies. Why is it so? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoasterNut17 Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 Because my back yard is flooding. Why does water fall from the sky? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airtime&Gravity Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 It is a whole conspiracy created by those who believe in global warming. They will start their rain maker, and then they will blame the rain on global warming. Why is the grass greener on the other side? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceDragon Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 because the grass is dead where you are standing :\ Why call Mickey Mouse 'Micky Mouse' and not 'Montgomery Mouse'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrakenKing Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 Your face. What time is it Mr. Wolf? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XII Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 Whatever time I want it to be. Why do people love hats so much? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoasterNut17 Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 Because bald is cool. Why do people sneeze? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masked_Maverick Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 It's all your fault. Do you want to ghost ride the whip? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoasterNut17 Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 Only if I want to. Why do people like to laugh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masked_Maverick Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 Because Bacon is funny. Why do I need a Job? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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