ebl Posted February 26, 2011 Posted February 26, 2011 Honest John's Used Sheep. If you hurry, you can get one for $99 down and 0% interest for six months. Be careful, though, as John may pull the wool over your eyes in the deal. Why did Arrow give their corkscrew a clockwise turn?
MayTheGForceBeWithYou Posted February 26, 2011 Posted February 26, 2011 There's a few counter clockwise Arrow corkscrews. Why is my cat so annoying?
ebl Posted February 26, 2011 Posted February 26, 2011 There's a few counter clockwise Arrow corkscrews. I know, but I was referring to the original design. And your cat is annoying because SUMWUN TAEKD ITS PIE!!1! Why do vehicles have to be no more than 18" away from the curb (in CA at least)?
MayTheGForceBeWithYou Posted February 26, 2011 Posted February 26, 2011 Same reason you can't hunt whales from a rowboat (Yes, that is/was on the books). Why do some parks take so damn long to dispatch a train on a coaster, whereas other parks can do it in less than a minute?
JJ728 Posted February 26, 2011 Posted February 26, 2011 Because you have those pervy ride ops that say "lemme pull that lap bar down for you" for every person on the train. Why are some websites so addicting that you have to keep visiting them so frequently? (ie TPR and/or Facebook).
tiger01 Posted February 26, 2011 Posted February 26, 2011 Because they know your weakness! Why does 'Nina Kleppe' like this?
Sheep-O-Matic Posted March 1, 2011 Posted March 1, 2011 Because she likes everything... Should I name my first son or daughter after a Crash Bandicoot character?
MayTheGForceBeWithYou Posted March 1, 2011 Posted March 1, 2011 No, do Banjo Kazooie characters. Where does the sun go at night?
JJ728 Posted March 1, 2011 Posted March 1, 2011 It switches spots with the moon, underground. Why does my computer mouse have a scroll ball instead of a scroll wheel?
ebl Posted March 1, 2011 Posted March 1, 2011 Because it was made east of the Rockies. What would happen if a huge, previously unknown swamp was discovered right in the center of California?
JJ728 Posted March 1, 2011 Posted March 1, 2011 It would become California's new prison system. How many tubs of ice cream does it take to span the equator?
Ace Of Spades Posted March 1, 2011 Posted March 1, 2011 Depends, we talking minuscule Ben & Jerry's tubs or those super massive Dryers tubs? Speaking of which, why is Dryers called Edy's on the East Coast?
MayTheGForceBeWithYou Posted March 1, 2011 Posted March 1, 2011 Same reason Where's Waldo is Where's Wally in other countries. Why do I like rock music so much?
imawesome1124 Posted March 2, 2011 Posted March 2, 2011 Cause it is awesome. Why does my school spend more money on remodeling the office than it does on food?
Ace Of Spades Posted March 2, 2011 Posted March 2, 2011 Because school bureaucracy is far, far more important than, say, doing anything for the kids that spend 8 hours a day, every day, there. It'd be like if the military remodeled the general's already posh sleeping quarters and told the troops to pack a lunch...sorta. Anywho, how much does it cost to make a penny?
imawesome1124 Posted March 2, 2011 Posted March 2, 2011 2 cents. If you fail at succeeding do you succeed at failing?
XII Posted March 3, 2011 Posted March 3, 2011 Nope. Because even failure is still a form of success. If you look up to somebody, and then they look up to somebody else, and then that person looks up to you, what does that say?
ebl Posted March 3, 2011 Posted March 3, 2011 That you have some sort of corrupted ménage à trois going on... Why does McDonald's refer to themselves as the "Golden" Arches when their sign is clearly yellow?
ANJLOVER14 Posted March 3, 2011 Posted March 3, 2011 ^ Same reason you don't call yourself TPR's olden yellow. If you owned your own airline, what would you call it?
ebl Posted March 3, 2011 Posted March 3, 2011 ^ Your answer made me laugh! If I owned my own airline, I'd call it "Airline---We Fly Jets." Why are animals that you keep in your home called "pets?"
alilstronger Posted March 8, 2011 Posted March 8, 2011 I think they are called pets because we pet them - they are a tamed animal that we keep as a companion and care for. Why can't they make cars run on water? (I know STUPID question - its all I got)
MayTheGForceBeWithYou Posted March 8, 2011 Posted March 8, 2011 They do: Why is this site so much fun?
Ace Of Spades Posted March 8, 2011 Posted March 8, 2011 It's one of the few sites where you can see Darth Vader Square Dancing on the same page as a swimming Countach...and that's just an example of how random and awesome this site is! Now, what the hell does the band name "U2" mean?
ebl Posted March 9, 2011 Posted March 9, 2011 It was going to be just "U," but once they added the fire and smoke effects and the onboard soundtrack, "U2" made more sense. Why does Coca-Cola have those reward point codes under the bottle caps and inside the 12-packs?
alilstronger Posted March 9, 2011 Posted March 9, 2011 So you can get free stuff, but it takes drinking A LOT of coke to get anything worth it. What is really the point of moving the times around twice a year? I do not care about getting an extra hour of daylight.
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