ebl Posted January 4, 2011 Posted January 4, 2011 Bad TV reception and poor Internet connections. Why are there so many different kinds of memory cards (i.e., Compact Flash, SD, etc.)?
Mr. Starr Posted January 4, 2011 Posted January 4, 2011 Because it's my last day too. If Ke$ha goes on tour in the UK, does she become Ke£ha?
ebl Posted January 4, 2011 Posted January 4, 2011 That way, her fans will pound down the doors to see her. Why does the English language have so many words that sound the same, but spelled differently and have different meanings?
iplf Posted January 4, 2011 Posted January 4, 2011 Because of the awful British dental hygiene, all words sound the same anyways. How the hell can someone categorise the Excalibur Round Table buffet in Las Vegas as 'delicious'?
Fallen Heretic Posted January 4, 2011 Posted January 4, 2011 Probably because of that same bad dental hygiene. Why did people used to think the Olsen twins were hot? And why dont they get the same attention now?
Ace Of Spades Posted January 4, 2011 Posted January 4, 2011 Well they'd be hotter than ever if society finally figured out how to properly appreciate them...by hurling them into the sun. What came before Jefferson Airplane? Jefferson Zeppelin?
ebl Posted January 5, 2011 Posted January 5, 2011 Jefferson Get a Good Running Start Before You Reach the Cliff. Along those same lines, why did the group choose "Jefferson" rather than "Washington" or "Lincoln?"
imawesome1124 Posted January 6, 2011 Posted January 6, 2011 Because he is just that awesome. Are you suggesting coconuts migrate? (Bonus points if you know what movie that is from)
A.J. Posted January 6, 2011 Posted January 6, 2011 They disguise themselves as soccer balls so they can migrate overseas to the FIFA World Cup. How could people be stupid enough to throw Wii Remotes at televisions?
triggernel Posted January 6, 2011 Posted January 6, 2011 Umm... faulty wrist straps. If Bob rode into town on Friday, and left 3 days later on Friday, how is that possible?
Ace Of Spades Posted January 6, 2011 Posted January 6, 2011 The secret ingredient is honey! Another origin question: What came before Metal Gear Solid? Metal Gear...Liquid?
davisal771 Posted January 7, 2011 Posted January 7, 2011 Metal Gear Gas, it desublimated itself into they form we know it as today. Can a hearse carry a body drive in the carpool lane?
imawesome1124 Posted January 7, 2011 Posted January 7, 2011 Only if it wants to. Why do you try out for something you are trying to get into?
Fallen Heretic Posted January 7, 2011 Posted January 7, 2011 Because some cultures really manage to mangle English as a language? Including mine. If a large cup costs more in a fast food place than a small cup, but the cups are bottomless (refillable, you know), why the hell does anyone pay the extra for a large cup?
ebl Posted January 8, 2011 Posted January 8, 2011 Because it's so much more MANLY to carry a BIG, GIANT cup of soda than a little, piddly one. Why is it "pink for girls" and "blue for boys" instead of the other way around?
imawesome1124 Posted January 8, 2011 Posted January 8, 2011 Do you know how many guys in my school wear pink shirts. Why are most bus drivers lousy drivers?
ebl Posted January 8, 2011 Posted January 8, 2011 If you drove something that looked like a giant yellow Twinkie, you'd be mad, too... Why don't tires come in any other colors besides black?
imawesome1124 Posted January 8, 2011 Posted January 8, 2011 Because tire companies are emo. Why does a commercial showing an office chair rolling aross the desert say "do not attempt"?
Ace Of Spades Posted January 8, 2011 Posted January 8, 2011 They don't want little office chairs everywhere getting ideas...it's just not safe. Why is it so much easier to pontificate while holding a sub-machine gun? ... (Well, it is for me, anyway)
ebl Posted January 8, 2011 Posted January 8, 2011 Because if you're holding a gun, then someone else has to clean up after you're done pontificating. Why did Mars stop making M&Ms Premiums?
MayTheGForceBeWithYou Posted January 12, 2011 Posted January 12, 2011 Premium cost too much, so they had to settle for unleaded. What's the purpose of a really scary scene in a family film besides traumatizing little kids?
ebl Posted January 12, 2011 Posted January 12, 2011 It keeps film out of the landfill. Why aren't there black LEDs?
MayTheGForceBeWithYou Posted January 15, 2011 Posted January 15, 2011 They do. It's called a broken LED. Why are the disclaimers at the end of a car/finance commercial in such small print?
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