chmilo24 Posted December 21, 2008 Posted December 21, 2008 To rest their motherboards Why can't you eat yellow snow? --Chris
Yankee cannonball Posted December 21, 2008 Posted December 21, 2008 because all the delicious butter that makes it yellow will clog your arteries. is ketchup a solid or a liquid?
ebl Posted December 21, 2008 Posted December 21, 2008 Actually, if too much squirts out, ketchup is a mess. How do cup manufacturers know whether to make cups out of #5, 6, or 7 plastic? (That's the number in the recyclable triangle thingie.)
chmilo24 Posted December 22, 2008 Posted December 22, 2008 They ave cards with #1-50 and they throw them on the air and whichever one they catch is that number. Why is Pixar so awesome? --Chris
ebl Posted December 22, 2008 Posted December 22, 2008 Because it has an "x" right in the middle of its name. Since I have 200 casino job credits, what should I do to celebrate?
chmilo24 Posted December 22, 2008 Posted December 22, 2008 Go to the casino Who is Victoria and what is her secret? --Chris
TheHulk Posted December 22, 2008 Posted December 22, 2008 Victoria is actually another name for Sarah Palin. Her secret is that she doesn't actually design clothes herself. Her ideas come from John McCain! What exactly is Mountain "dew"?
ebl Posted December 23, 2008 Posted December 23, 2008 It's what skunks drink to *AHEM* recharge... How did they come up with the name "Verizon?"
chmilo24 Posted December 23, 2008 Posted December 23, 2008 It was first proclaimed as "Horizon" but the man who said it had an accent and it sounded like "Verizon". Why didn't they ever performed an Exorcism on Hitler? --Chris
thrillrideseeker Posted December 23, 2008 Posted December 23, 2008 Because he was a natural blonde! Does chocolate milk come from brown cows? ~Matthew
Jds03 Posted December 23, 2008 Posted December 23, 2008 Nope, it comes from the Philippines, although strawberry milk comes from strawberry shaped cows. Why am I doing whatever is necessary to not do my history report, even though I have to stay up until I finish?
chmilo24 Posted December 23, 2008 Posted December 23, 2008 HYPNOTOAD controls you What does Yule Log mean? --Chris
Manny In England Posted December 23, 2008 Posted December 23, 2008 Too much festive fibre in your diet. Why is amazon called amazon?
Jds03 Posted December 23, 2008 Posted December 23, 2008 Because all their products are made from 100% pure Amazon rainforest! Is today December 23, Christmas Eve, eve, or LESS THAN TWO MORE DAYS!!!!!
chmilo24 Posted December 23, 2008 Posted December 23, 2008 It is the Eve of Christmas Eve What does the "e" in eBay mean? --Chris
Jds03 Posted December 23, 2008 Posted December 23, 2008 E uhhh..... E is for pants...uh...yeah If you have one bucket a quarter of the way full, and another that is half full, how many buckets do you have?
thrillrideseeker Posted December 23, 2008 Posted December 23, 2008 49.8! If you mix red, blue, green, and pink what color do you get?! ~Matthew
monkeyoverlord71 Posted December 23, 2008 Posted December 23, 2008 CARDBOARD!!! What should we do with the drunken sailor?
joel0613 Posted December 23, 2008 Posted December 23, 2008 Echo Bay Trading. E for Echo. Now you know.
DiSab Posted December 24, 2008 Posted December 24, 2008 CARDBOARD!!! What should we do with the drunken sailor? Ring out all the run and have a shindig! Were the Three Blind Mice really blind?
Jds03 Posted December 24, 2008 Posted December 24, 2008 No, they were just really stupid!!!! If all your friends were named Cliff, would you jump off them?
DiSab Posted December 24, 2008 Posted December 24, 2008 Only if Matt was at the bottom. Why is the sky blue?
chmilo24 Posted December 24, 2008 Posted December 24, 2008 The reflection of the water in the ocean If sleeping bags are so warm, why don't they make sweaters out of them? --Chris
coolhandluke Posted December 24, 2008 Posted December 24, 2008 Oh, but they most certainly do...see below... Did Grandma really get run over by a reindeer? As far as I'm concerned, these count...
ebl Posted December 24, 2008 Posted December 24, 2008 No, it was a Greyhound. But up north in a blinding snowstorm, who could tell the difference? Is there anything about El Pollo Loco's chickens that we should know about, as in, how loco are they and how did they get that way?
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