ebl Posted April 27, 2008 Posted April 27, 2008 About half of a Cedar Fair park. How many times is it necessary to contact Verizon about getting their FiOS service?
downunder Posted April 27, 2008 Posted April 27, 2008 Verizon don't take your enquiry seriously until you go to their office and initiate a siege, in which case the contraption that blocks mobile phone signals in prison will make your Verizon service no good anyway if the authrorities even let you take a cell in. Who's better, who's best?
sfotkid Posted April 27, 2008 Posted April 27, 2008 ^ That Guy! If D-day was on June 6, then what is this Pepsi bottle doing here?
Team Thriller Posted April 27, 2008 Posted April 27, 2008 I wanted to be. If he and she talked to him and her. Why are they in a fight? --James
Team Thriller Posted April 27, 2008 Posted April 27, 2008 About to go outside and play soccer. Soccer or Football. --James
ebl Posted April 27, 2008 Posted April 27, 2008 Because they exceed the height limit. Why are bullets made of lead?
odene497 Posted April 27, 2008 Posted April 27, 2008 Because ink is too messy. Why is spray cheese so healthy?
Kennyweird Posted April 28, 2008 Posted April 28, 2008 So you can throw them better How now, brown cow?
ebl Posted April 28, 2008 Posted April 28, 2008 Why not, big snot?! Why are cups smaller on the bottom than the top?
XII Posted April 28, 2008 Posted April 28, 2008 Because I like my cups that way. Why do I like my cups what way?
downunder Posted April 28, 2008 Posted April 28, 2008 Who doesn't like d-cups, I love em. What will Jessica Biel do to win the world's sexiest woman title back from Megan Fox?
ebl Posted April 28, 2008 Posted April 28, 2008 Engage in a duel...sunrise...at the hanging tree... Why does the Tatsu station bear a slight resemblance to a McDonald's?
Coasterlvr_nc Posted April 28, 2008 Posted April 28, 2008 because in its former life, it was a burger king What am I doing here?
Yankee cannonball Posted April 29, 2008 Posted April 29, 2008 showing off a purple dancing furry plarglephlen?
ebl Posted April 29, 2008 Posted April 29, 2008 That's Mr. Nat King Cole to you, buddy. Does anyone know what the brand LG stands for?
Yankee cannonball Posted April 29, 2008 Posted April 29, 2008 Leech girl! what is the best chuck norris joke ever?
downunder Posted April 29, 2008 Posted April 29, 2008 Legally Gay Do you have lots of trees in the street where you live?
PoisonedPirate Posted April 29, 2008 Posted April 29, 2008 Yes I do but they are man eating trees so it's not a good thing! How many squats could a squat squid squat if a squid squat could squat squats?
ebl Posted April 29, 2008 Posted April 29, 2008 One for each leg, so I'll say...seven. Will your house stay cooler if you leave a fan on or by opening a window?
PoisonedPirate Posted April 30, 2008 Posted April 30, 2008 It depends on whether a polar bear is holding the fan. What happens if a penguin holds the fan instead?
ebl Posted April 30, 2008 Posted April 30, 2008 Then the breeze will come from the South Pole instead. If oranges are orange, then why aren't bananas banana?
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