downunder Posted January 28, 2008 Posted January 28, 2008 Because the FDA has to draw the line somewhere, there'll be vioxx as chips in cookies before there'll be mayonnaise. Why do they call it rock'n'roll?
pagemaster_b Posted January 28, 2008 Posted January 28, 2008 Because "Roll 'n Rock" sounds like you're doing work. Just who is "The Man"?
coolhandluke Posted January 28, 2008 Posted January 28, 2008 Werner Stengel. Can you imagine all theople living for today...(ay-ay-ayayay)?
ebl Posted January 28, 2008 Posted January 28, 2008 I can because you can't live for yesterday (it's passed) and you can't live for tomorrow (because it isn't here yet). You MUST live for today! Why do people hug animals?
downunder Posted January 28, 2008 Posted January 28, 2008 Because no one else will, and it gets lonely on the farm. Is Roger Federer a robot?
brilinjo Posted January 29, 2008 Posted January 29, 2008 Yes, and Will Smith is out to get him Why is it that people wear thongs on their feet in Australia, but overseas they wear thongs up their crack?
downunder Posted January 29, 2008 Posted January 29, 2008 Because foreigners are more peverse and would put a piece of rubber the shape of a shoe in that region. How much are season passes to the Neverland Ranch?
sfotkid Posted January 29, 2008 Posted January 29, 2008 128.00 and a 10.00 donation to the Tits for Tots. Why is Dane Cook so freakin' funny?
downunder Posted January 29, 2008 Posted January 29, 2008 Cause he hooked up with Jessica Simpson and Spookbaby says so. Are the patriots the team of the noughties?
Manny In England Posted January 29, 2008 Posted January 29, 2008 If you wish it to be. Define a Credit Whore.
downunder Posted January 29, 2008 Posted January 29, 2008 It just had picture of Elissa in the dictionary (and proud of it, she would say). Why is Santa Claus in Indiana?
ebl Posted January 29, 2008 Posted January 29, 2008 Because even Indianans deserve Christmas gifts. Why do some kids rebel against their parents?
sfotkid Posted January 30, 2008 Posted January 30, 2008 Because the Fonz What ever happend to Happy Days
ebl Posted January 30, 2008 Posted January 30, 2008 It got old and was mercifully yanked from TV---unfortunately not forever. What am I supposed to do with extra packets of ketchup or hot sauce?
sfotkid Posted January 30, 2008 Posted January 30, 2008 Collect them and make a army of Hot Sauce and Ketchup from your local KFC/Taco Bell! Rise to Power! Is EBL the guy at restraunts that takes way to many packets of Ketchup and Napkins?
ebl Posted January 30, 2008 Posted January 30, 2008 Yep. Napkins are his stationery and ketchup is his topping! Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
sfotkid Posted January 30, 2008 Posted January 30, 2008 1st floor of the Magic Mountain Tower Is EBL going to answer my question?
socalMAN123 Posted January 30, 2008 Posted January 30, 2008 Because they were born that way. Why is The Unit so awesome? ---Brent
coolhandluke Posted January 30, 2008 Posted January 30, 2008 Dennis Haysbert is a god. Are Behemoth's trains a good innovation?
downunder Posted January 30, 2008 Posted January 30, 2008 They should be an improvement but I'd rather a sleek Intamin train powering through juicy course. Are Trey Parker and Matt Stone total perverts (and I reckon they are all brokeback for each other)?
sfotkid Posted January 30, 2008 Posted January 30, 2008 Yeppers. Tottaly Brokeback. Why Didnt EBL answer my question?!
Manny In England Posted January 30, 2008 Posted January 30, 2008 Your personalities don't connect. What eventually will cause Armageddon?
ebl Posted January 30, 2008 Posted January 30, 2008 ^^ FAIL!!! I did answer your question... "Yep. Napkins are his stationery and ketchup is his topping!" Anyway, Armegeddon will be caused by high gasoline prices and lousy fast food. How long should gum hold its flavor?
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