Airtime&Gravity Posted August 16, 2007 Posted August 16, 2007 Wait...what? If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?
CoasterNut17 Posted August 16, 2007 Posted August 16, 2007 Only if it wants to. If I drink 5 gallons of Mountain Dew in under 2 minutes, what happens?
Pufferfish Posted August 17, 2007 Posted August 17, 2007 You'll either pop like an overfilled balloon, or you will get the sudden urge to sing "...and I don't have to go right now..." God made everything with a purpose, what's the purpose of love bugs and mosquitoes?
CoasterNut17 Posted August 17, 2007 Posted August 17, 2007 So people can pick their noses, silly. Why did Bill Gates invent Microsoft?
Airtime&Gravity Posted August 17, 2007 Posted August 17, 2007 Because he knew people would buy a crappy computer system...wait, that's not random, that's fact. Why does Elissa like Balder more than rodents?
CoasterNut17 Posted August 17, 2007 Posted August 17, 2007 Because Balder is made out of wood. Why does Elissa like Balder more than El Toro?
pgathriller Posted August 18, 2007 Posted August 18, 2007 ^ I really wouldn't know. Will Disney ever take over Wal Mart?
CoasterNut17 Posted August 18, 2007 Posted August 18, 2007 Only if Walt was still living. Will my mosquito bites ever stop itching?
dragoncoaster1292 Posted August 18, 2007 Posted August 18, 2007 Maybe if you put some of that cream that you got for itching in "other places", they will. Why on earth would Sony trick their consumers in such a heartless way?
Homer Posted August 18, 2007 Posted August 18, 2007 Because the PS3 is the greatest gaming machine to grace the store shelves with high quality titles and the Blu-Ray Disc format. Have you seen my tacos?
panda367 Posted August 18, 2007 Posted August 18, 2007 I ate them. Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?
XII Posted August 18, 2007 Posted August 18, 2007 Because the General Public is too lazy to pick them up themselves. Why did Robb have this as a Smiley?
CoasterNut17 Posted August 18, 2007 Posted August 18, 2007 Because he said so. Why do I have a larger I-pod than my mom?
IceDragon Posted August 18, 2007 Posted August 18, 2007 Because the vinigarette for the pancakes is not ripe yet. Why do kids watch cartoons?
CoasterNut17 Posted August 19, 2007 Posted August 19, 2007 Because it teaches kids about the naughty things in the world. Why does the ink in my printer run out?
Masked_Maverick Posted August 19, 2007 Posted August 19, 2007 Blame the magic Ink fairies. Why is it so?
CoasterNut17 Posted August 20, 2007 Posted August 20, 2007 Because my back yard is flooding. Why does water fall from the sky?
Airtime&Gravity Posted August 20, 2007 Posted August 20, 2007 It is a whole conspiracy created by those who believe in global warming. They will start their rain maker, and then they will blame the rain on global warming. Why is the grass greener on the other side?
IceDragon Posted August 20, 2007 Posted August 20, 2007 because the grass is dead where you are standing :\ Why call Mickey Mouse 'Micky Mouse' and not 'Montgomery Mouse'?
XII Posted August 20, 2007 Posted August 20, 2007 Whatever time I want it to be. Why do people love hats so much?
CoasterNut17 Posted August 20, 2007 Posted August 20, 2007 Because bald is cool. Why do people sneeze?
Masked_Maverick Posted August 20, 2007 Posted August 20, 2007 It's all your fault. Do you want to ghost ride the whip?
CoasterNut17 Posted August 21, 2007 Posted August 21, 2007 Only if I want to. Why do people like to laugh?
Masked_Maverick Posted August 21, 2007 Posted August 21, 2007 Because Bacon is funny. Why do I need a Job?
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