Voyager6442 Posted September 2, 2015 Posted September 2, 2015 To make you close your mouth on Millennium Force at night. What do people with more than 5,000 posts on TPR have in common?
DarienLaker Posted September 2, 2015 Posted September 2, 2015 They all want attention! Why are malls becoming "extinct"?
Matman-TheRide Posted September 2, 2015 Posted September 2, 2015 Because most of the stores at malls are about as boring as George W Bush TYPE - Why did I type the word in bold lettering?
GCI Wooden Posted September 3, 2015 Posted September 3, 2015 You didn't, you typed the word "Type" in all capital letters, not bold letters Who was the first person to gather and drink milk, and what was he/she thinking?
Matman-TheRide Posted September 3, 2015 Posted September 3, 2015 A guy named George W Bush was the first and he did it to relieve his cow fetish. Will Vekoma ever build a hyper/mega roller coaster?
DoinItForTheFame Posted September 6, 2015 Posted September 6, 2015 Yes, and it will become the worlds best roller coaster for 50 years. Will Cedar Point ever build an Aquatrax?
DarienLaker Posted September 9, 2015 Posted September 9, 2015 Not really, unless they get rid of the beach by Hotel Breakers for it! Why did the Justice girls clothing store had the rather small Brothers boys section in the back of the store?
Matman-TheRide Posted September 16, 2015 Posted September 16, 2015 Because of marketing. Why is the word for a word word?
DarienLaker Posted September 16, 2015 Posted September 16, 2015 Because words are words! Why does Darien Lake lack of thrill flat rides that are included with admission?
Matman-TheRide Posted September 18, 2015 Posted September 18, 2015 Because of a lack of caring owners of Darien Lake recently (hopefully a good company buys it). What is water with french fries and a guy in it?
DoinItForTheFame Posted September 19, 2015 Posted September 19, 2015 A waffle. Do ugly people have harder lives because they are ugly??
DarienLaker Posted September 19, 2015 Posted September 19, 2015 Not really! Are boogers really that good or what?
DoinItForTheFame Posted October 7, 2015 Posted October 7, 2015 Yes, but only if they are soaked in Vodka first. Why is it so hard to eat rice with chopsticks?
DarienLaker Posted October 7, 2015 Posted October 7, 2015 Because rice is such a small food that is best eaten with a spoon! How come Darien Lake did not have a Halloween event this year?
TheCoasterKid211 Posted November 8, 2015 Posted November 8, 2015 Because... off-season? #Haven'tBeenToDarienLakeSince2012SoDon'tJudgeMe ' Does Jeff Johnson still work at TPR?
DarienLaker Posted November 9, 2015 Posted November 9, 2015 I don't know! Where is King Dominion sending Shockwave to?
DoinItForTheFame Posted November 10, 2015 Posted November 10, 2015 Six Flags Fiesta Texas. Why are Ramen noodles so good??
Terry Inferno Posted November 13, 2015 Posted November 13, 2015 The companies who market them felt that selling bad noodles would be a poor investment. Why is Kingda Ka not called Kongda Ku?
DoinItForTheFame Posted November 13, 2015 Posted November 13, 2015 Because that name is being saved for the crappy knock off clone of Kingda Ka that will be built in China, by some random off the wall company. Why does school have to be so hard and exhausting?
Terry Inferno Posted November 13, 2015 Posted November 13, 2015 If school were easy and fun, nobody would want to graduate. Why are not all of the buildings in Beijing beige?
DarienLaker Posted January 1, 2016 Posted January 1, 2016 Because China is a weird country! Why does Buffalo's professional sports team always lose?
DoinItForTheFame Posted January 1, 2016 Posted January 1, 2016 Because their players suck. Why do people get addicted to roller coasters?
DarienLaker Posted January 1, 2016 Posted January 1, 2016 Because roller coasters are the most awesome ride on Earth! What is Darien Lake getting for 2016?
DoinItForTheFame Posted January 2, 2016 Posted January 2, 2016 A 1,500ft tall Aqua Trax, with 4,200 inversions, and 0-18,001mph launch in 1.8 seconds. At least that's what certain people are hoping for. Why isn't Jurassic Park a real park??
I305forever Posted January 2, 2016 Posted January 2, 2016 Because after the Dino's getting loose four f*cking times and killing everyone, people have finay learnt their lesson. Why does everyone hate my hometown so much (Baltimore)?
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