imawesome1124 Posted October 31, 2011 Posted October 31, 2011 Because the music world has gone to s**t. Why do I attract so many gay guys even when I tell them that I am straight?
Ace Of Spades Posted October 31, 2011 Posted October 31, 2011 Becau...wait, I'm not the only one that happens to? As for my question: Tuna?
VinTheAttendant Posted November 3, 2011 Posted November 3, 2011 I feel that tuna has its own unique place in the marine life. While most fish in the sea generally have their own unique special traits for themselves, I feel that tuna is the most humble out of all of them. They don't shine like the rainbow trout, they don't have eight arms, they don't even have a light bulb on top of their head. You want to know why? Because they don't need to stick out to be special! They don't need to look beautiful to find their place in nature's heart! Tuna, you may not be the biggest, fastest, or deadliest fish to swim in Earth's waterways; but darn it, I salute you! Rock on tuna!! Plus, they taste great minced with light mayo Who is the president of Ubeki-Beki-Beki-Stan-Stan?
MayTheGForceBeWithYou Posted November 3, 2011 Posted November 3, 2011 As a geography buff, I'm answering this seriously: Uzbekistan's president is Islam Karimov, and its prime minister is Shavkat Mirziyoyev. Is this just a flesh wound?
RAWKIN_coaster38 Posted November 3, 2011 Posted November 3, 2011 No, you are currently suffering arterial bleeding. It's spurting all over the room right now and you're starting to feel faint. The corners of your vision are blackening and slowly tightening. The dark circle of the abyss has now closed in further. You're on the floor now–-warm in a pool of your own blood. In the depths of the black you can see figures calling you, beckoning you closer. You struggle to stay awake but sleep whispers erotically in your ear. There's ringing, or is it screaming? You're not sure which it is. It's so warm, you're so far away now. There are voices, but you can't tell which side of the abyss they are coming from. The blackness pools up around you like the blood around your body. You're no longer afraid now, you feel so warm and peaceful; you just want to sleep. Sleep... give in to the sleep... Did you die?
accelerate Posted November 4, 2011 Posted November 4, 2011 No... He's just a hemophobic with a bloody nose. Deal or no Deal?
154bmag Posted November 4, 2011 Posted November 4, 2011 Deal Why is it 2 shakes of a lambs tail? Why not 1 shake?
MayTheGForceBeWithYou Posted November 5, 2011 Posted November 5, 2011 "Two shakes, that's enough!" "Oh; why thank you Tinkle Fairy!" Does she sell sea shells down by the seashore?
accelerate Posted November 5, 2011 Posted November 5, 2011 No, not now, at least in the U.S. Maybe in China, though. Why is Russia so strange?
MayTheGForceBeWithYou Posted November 5, 2011 Posted November 5, 2011 Because everybody's Russian! Why is my hand a dolphin?
VinTheAttendant Posted November 5, 2011 Posted November 5, 2011 Because 13 year olds should not be allowed to drive! Do Smartees or Smart Water make you smarter?
RAWKIN_coaster38 Posted November 5, 2011 Posted November 5, 2011 No, but dum-dums make you dumber. Why are cheetah's faster than elephants?
accelerate Posted November 6, 2011 Posted November 6, 2011 Because Elephantaka just sounds stupid. Why do all good things end, but bad things don't?
RAWKIN_coaster38 Posted November 6, 2011 Posted November 6, 2011 Because otherwise you wouldn't realize when something good happens. Why is Justin Beiber so popular?
VinTheAttendant Posted November 6, 2011 Posted November 6, 2011 I think it's the hair. It's like Donald Trump's, you just can't ignore it! Is it just me, or is going through the 1:00 AM hour twice weird?
RAWKIN_coaster38 Posted November 6, 2011 Posted November 6, 2011 It's just you, because it's only 10:30 here and the world revolves around California. Why are so many girls afraid of spiders?
accelerate Posted November 7, 2011 Posted November 7, 2011 Because the spiders like the ladies ! ¿Por qué yo hablo español ahora cuando puedo hablar inglés?
MrSum1_55 Posted November 7, 2011 Posted November 7, 2011 ^Because you want to/right now Of all places, why did one of the greatest wood coasters of all time have to be built in New Jersey?
accelerate Posted November 7, 2011 Posted November 7, 2011 Because if it was in Ohio, it would be made of soybeans, not wood. Why does the Ohio River spend more time in Pennslyvania than Ohio?
MayTheGForceBeWithYou Posted November 7, 2011 Posted November 7, 2011 Same reason the Mississippi River spends so little time in Mississippi. What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
VinTheAttendant Posted November 7, 2011 Posted November 7, 2011 What do you mean? African or European Swallow? (Come on! There's no other way to answer this ) If there is a Mississippi, shouldn't there also be a Mistersippi?
pdcon Posted November 7, 2011 Posted November 7, 2011 Because One Mistersippi, two Mistersippi, three Mistersippi, just did not work out. When was the last time you heard of someone going to the ATM Machine at 3am in the morning for something positive?
154bmag Posted November 7, 2011 Posted November 7, 2011 No? Legally drunk...If its legal, why are they arresting him?
RAWKIN_coaster38 Posted November 8, 2011 Posted November 8, 2011 Because the cops are jealous that he's drunk and they're not. Why do so many colleges cost more annually than you can earn in a year with the degree?
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