netdvn Posted May 9, 2009 Posted May 9, 2009 ^ Enjoys steak < Loves beef with steak V Ate beef yesterday
ebl Posted May 9, 2009 Posted May 9, 2009 ^ Clogged his arteries, courtesy of Wendy's. < Unclogged his arteries, courtesy of exercise. V Unclogged his toilet, courtesy of his bare hands!
netdvn Posted May 9, 2009 Posted May 9, 2009 ^ Something got clogged somewhere < Had a wad of money stuck in the toilet V Has something else clogging up their toilet
PoisonedPirate Posted May 18, 2009 Posted May 18, 2009 ^ Gets paid to run roller coasters < Gets paid to talk about boobies V Get paid to show their moobies
Kennyweird Posted May 18, 2009 Posted May 18, 2009 ^ Probably lectures teens about breast cancer. < Thinks health classes are useless. v Is useless!
michielh3 Posted May 18, 2009 Posted May 18, 2009 ^ Is even more useless! < Is mostly usefull , but with some thing completely useless \/ Is (h)airtimeless !
netdvn Posted May 18, 2009 Posted May 18, 2009 ^ Spells useful with two L's < Chilling at home V Chilling in the freezer
monkeyoverlord71 Posted May 18, 2009 Posted May 18, 2009 ^ Is cold < had the door close behind him V Can't afford a door
ebl Posted May 18, 2009 Posted May 18, 2009 ^ Operates on a closed door policy. < Operates on an open door policy. V Operates on cats while they take their naps!
phazan Posted May 18, 2009 Posted May 18, 2009 ^ Likes operations < Has never had an operation v Is a phone operater!
netdvn Posted May 18, 2009 Posted May 18, 2009 ^ Operator Operator!! < Is surfing TPR V Doesn't want to operate
Manny In England Posted May 18, 2009 Posted May 18, 2009 ^ Surfing TPR. < About to make a Full Metal Jacket reference. V Charlie don't surf.
monsterfan99 Posted May 19, 2009 Posted May 19, 2009 ^ ? < Trying to fix a giraffe statue that I got a a thrift store V Loves monkeys!
PoisonedPirate Posted May 19, 2009 Posted May 19, 2009 ^ Either likes lucha libre or is a heavy S&M addict < Either likes pirates or is a Orlando Bloom fan (eugh) v Either likes cat burgers or didn't know it was made of cat
netdvn Posted May 19, 2009 Posted May 19, 2009 ^ Has a crush on Orlando Bloom < Has a crush on cat burgers V Has a crush on cat burgulars
michielh3 Posted May 19, 2009 Posted May 19, 2009 ^ Has been breaking in... < is alergic to cats ( aaw .. ) \/ is a pet!
monsterfan99 Posted May 19, 2009 Posted May 19, 2009 ^ I had my car's breaks worked on once < Playing UFC 2009 for the 360 V Likes Big Bird
Xpress Posted May 20, 2009 Posted May 20, 2009 ^ doesn't know what bigbird is O.O vis a poisonedpirate
Josh Linn Posted May 20, 2009 Posted May 20, 2009 ^Assumed wrong Vprobably doesn't like Eminem or rap music
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