monkeyoverlord71 Posted February 13, 2009 Posted February 13, 2009 ^ Has serious mental problems. < Has tuna pepperoni and sweetcorn on his pizza. v Has consumed oranges on pizza.
gerd.muller Posted February 13, 2009 Posted February 13, 2009 ^ Found out about my mental problems! < Is diagnosed with schizophrenia, so one part of me LOVES oranges on pizza, another part wants to paint the Golden Gate Bridge purple with yellow dots while knitting a Hoodie, and another part of him knows that he is the reincarnated King Kamehameha I. (1795 - 1819), while just another part of him is a little poodle-puppy, that lost himself in the dark, dark forrest and is very afraid of transsexual daisies, and just one other part of him is.... v Just want´s to know what kind of Psychiatric medication < has consumed!
ebl Posted February 14, 2009 Posted February 14, 2009 ^ Schizophrenic. < Diabetic. V Six Flags employee!
Pufferfish Posted February 14, 2009 Posted February 14, 2009 ^ Has made a taboo accusation against <. < Is a CF employee and thought about not posting this. V Doesn't know what CF stands for.
gerd.muller Posted February 14, 2009 Posted February 14, 2009 ^ Can be a very deadly part of a sushi-meal! < Doesn´t eat sushi in Germany anymore.... v Isn´t sure about the difference between trouts and Trousers.
SonOfBeastSucks Posted February 14, 2009 Posted February 14, 2009 ^ Has a nice car! < Really doesn't know the difference between trouts and trousers! v Speaks seven different languages.
gerd.muller Posted February 14, 2009 Posted February 14, 2009 ^ Would sure look funny when her wears trouts on his legs! < Has not only a nice car, has a nice woman, too!!!!! v Can hear voices that whistle the "It´s a small world"-melody!
ebl Posted February 14, 2009 Posted February 14, 2009 ^ Has a nice "package deal." < Is a nice guy. V Has a nice package waiting at UPS!
thrillrideseeker Posted February 15, 2009 Posted February 15, 2009 ^ Needs to go shopping. < Needs to buy an H2. V Wants to buy a Pris! ~Matthew
gerd.muller Posted February 15, 2009 Posted February 15, 2009 ^ Want´s a H2 to customize it "dragster-style". < Wants Breakfast in bed and is told by his wife if he wants breakfast in bed, then he has to sleep in the kitchen! v Is awaiting the return of the big white rabbit.
brilinjo Posted February 15, 2009 Posted February 15, 2009 ^ which will be cooked in a red wine reduction until tender, and served with garlic mash < is a frustrated chef v thinks McDonalds is 5 star restaurant
ebl Posted February 15, 2009 Posted February 15, 2009 ^ Frustrated chef. < Frustrated job seeker. V Frustrated cross dresser!
gerd.muller Posted February 15, 2009 Posted February 15, 2009 ^ Thinks about himself of being nice! < Chef who is not frustrated but still wants breakfast in bed! v Bored of dunday mornings!
PoisonedPirate Posted February 17, 2009 Posted February 17, 2009 ^ Lives in Germany < Lived in Germany v Went to Germany
gerd.muller Posted February 17, 2009 Posted February 17, 2009 ^ Is thankful to Japan! < Is thankful of allready being able to go to the zoo all by himself! v Is thankful of saying "Bye-Bye to diapers a long time ago!
ebl Posted February 17, 2009 Posted February 17, 2009 ^ Can go to the zoo...all by himself. < Can do most things by himself. V Can feed himself...sometimes!
gerd.muller Posted February 17, 2009 Posted February 17, 2009 ^ Thinks that the secret of "Terminator Salvation" is to build the coaster in a grassy field! < Would like to see grassy fields instead of a snowy garden, when he looks out of the window. v Feels sometimes "snowy" and "grassy" at the same time!
PoisonedPirate Posted February 19, 2009 Posted February 19, 2009 ^ Has an avatar of a Porsche < Has an avatar of a pirate v Has an avatar of a poo
TheHulk Posted February 19, 2009 Posted February 19, 2009 ^ Completly random < Hates Florida weather V Enjoys cooler weather
ebl Posted February 20, 2009 Posted February 20, 2009 ^ Wants improved weather in Florida. < Wants improved legislators in California. V Wants improved shopping carts at the market!
gerd.muller Posted February 20, 2009 Posted February 20, 2009 ^ Seems to be a Fetishist of the word "improvement" < Seems to be a Fetishist of the word "FOOD!" v Seems to be a Fetishism-Fetishist!
PoisonedPirate Posted February 25, 2009 Posted February 25, 2009 ^ Makes women happy < Makes pirates happy v Makes plastic surgeons happy
gerd.muller Posted February 25, 2009 Posted February 25, 2009 ^ Could have been saying it in a more friendly way that I should reduce my weight. < Should really reduce his weight, at least 6-8 lbs... But he´s addicted to good food! v Wonders how someone could not be addicted to good food!
Speeddeamon128 Posted February 25, 2009 Posted February 25, 2009 ^ Is addicted to good food. < Is hungry & flew a plane today. V Doesn't like pizza!
ebl Posted February 25, 2009 Posted February 25, 2009 ^ Flies when hungry. < Flies when traveling. V Attracts flies!
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