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I didn't know that jelly filled donut was for the cop guy. I Swear!

 

^ Requires a daily newspaper for his trip to Jack in the Box mornings.

 

< Slacking in class at the moment, lol.

 

v 24/7 foot massager.

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^ Slacker.

 

< Will massage feet 23/6---needs a daily lunch hour and a day off each week!

 

V Will massage nose and collect whatever comes out!

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^ Thinks I'll make a face about a kid solving a Rubik's cube.

 

< Laid? Pfftt...old hat.

 

V Lays on an old hat!

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True, lol.

 

^ Luckily escaped from being imprisoned in a zoo once. (WTF)

 

< Currently typing up this sentence thinking of something about me of what to post but can't think of anything witty.

 

v Got a negative number on his/her S.A.T

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^likes the white meat

 

< love me some deep fried baby

 

V does not like stuff battered and fried due to the explosive diarreah that will commence approx 2 hours after consumption

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Wrong, I love watching the Austin Powers series. And I won't watch Alvin & chipmunks just cause it just doesn't grab my intrest.

 

^ Got Punk'd.

 

< Got Milk.

 

v Got Explosive Diarrhea.

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^ Loses panties on a regular basis and fights with imaginary creatures.

 

< Loses jobs on a regular basis and fights with the EDD.

 

V Loses teeth on a regular basis and fights with the family cat!

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