JamesMC Posted May 28, 2006 Posted May 28, 2006 "The Quest" is a bar/grill about five miles from where I live. I have been there 4 times in six years. If Germans call their homeland "Deutchschland" why do we call it "Germany"? What do we know that they don't?
Tömmioh Posted May 28, 2006 Posted May 28, 2006 Yeah, maybe I should try the new fatfree version of fried cabbage next time. Why do squirrels like lentil soup?
XII Posted May 28, 2006 Posted May 28, 2006 Because Cream Soda sucks. Have you ever eaten a piece of paper?
timetrial3141592 Posted May 28, 2006 Posted May 28, 2006 Drywall, Lentil Soup, and Radioactive Material. Where can I find striped paint?
easytoremember Posted May 31, 2006 Posted May 31, 2006 because you touch yourself at night. What do you think of that airline food.
JamesMC Posted May 31, 2006 Posted May 31, 2006 Because I said so. Did you see where I spilled my Invisible Ink?
JamesMC Posted May 31, 2006 Posted May 31, 2006 Genesis: the band (when Phil Collins and Peter Gabriel were both still in it), not the chapter in the Bible. Would you like a new comforter for your bed?
dragoncoaster1292 Posted May 31, 2006 Posted May 31, 2006 Monkey If there was no muffins, would you die?
ebl Posted June 1, 2006 Posted June 1, 2006 If 7-Eleven was closed, it would be an "inconvenience" store. Who makes the best cheeseburger?
JamesMC Posted June 1, 2006 Posted June 1, 2006 No, I couldn't stab the meatball with the fork in the road. Would you purchase an electric rocking chair?
rollermonkey Posted June 1, 2006 Posted June 1, 2006 Carrabba's sounds great, but it's awfully far... Where is the love?
MSLSM Posted June 1, 2006 Posted June 1, 2006 Only if the owners are from Canada Why do the Chokes excuse me, Cubs suck?
rollermonkey Posted June 2, 2006 Posted June 2, 2006 Fortuitously: F-O-R-T-U-I-T-O-U-S-L-Y, Fortuitously If a tree falls down in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does anybody care?
JamesMC Posted June 2, 2006 Posted June 2, 2006 Only because a convection oven relies on forced air distribution rather than radiant heat like in a conventional oven. Why will a Priest bless your house when it won't go to heaven when it dies?
FlippyTrick09 Posted July 10, 2006 Posted July 10, 2006 Because the furniture will Who stole the cookies out of the cookie jar?
sixflagsmagicmountain Posted July 10, 2006 Posted July 10, 2006 Wal-Mart Can you kill two birds with one stone?
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