DATman Posted January 12, 2006 Posted January 12, 2006 OMFG! THE GUY WITH THE CANDLE IS TRYING TO HURT THE POOR, SLEEPING MAN!!!!!!!!!!
zaneymon Posted January 12, 2006 Posted January 12, 2006 OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nissanskyline1235 Posted January 12, 2006 Posted January 12, 2006 "OMG! I'm so so so sorry, I didn't see anything! I didn't mean to walk in on you, doing whatever you're doing! Forgive me!" --Cody W
cfc Posted January 12, 2006 Posted January 12, 2006 A hapless tourist discovers the true secret ingredient of sushi.
BarryH Posted January 12, 2006 Author Posted January 12, 2006 "Balsamic chicken is made out of people, of people!"
niiicolaaah Posted January 12, 2006 Posted January 12, 2006 Outside the hotel, a local is selling what he claims to be "magic" candles. These candles, when held upright, will reveal the many Japanese hiding behind their "Croaking Devices" at local theme parks. The Quaker is immediately sucked into the deal due to the incredibly cheap price of the candles, combined with his insatiable curiosity to reveal all those cloaked Japanese. The next day, while on the train, curiosity got the best of the Quaker once again. "Hmmm... it can't hurt to light my candle in here!" he says to Robb and Elissa, who completely ignore him because they are too engrossed in the Animal Crossing game of the guy next to them. Quaker shrugs, and lights the candle. Nothing happens immediately, and he is somewhat disappointed. As the ride continues, Quaker starts to feel sleepy, and starts to drift off. Robb and Elissa look over as it happens. The candle starts to tip over.... "NOOOOOO!" In slow motion, they dive across the aisle to try and right the candle but it is too late... the candle touches the guy beside Quaker, who wakes up just in time to see the horrific event take place...
J man Posted January 12, 2006 Posted January 12, 2006 Wait a second! You mean this isn't the autopsy room? Oops.
FlyingScooter Posted January 13, 2006 Posted January 13, 2006 Yo! You mean you don't want to try my new rectal thermometer?
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