Matman-TheRide Posted January 27, 2015 Posted January 27, 2015 ... a new theme park named "Cedar Point Two". Cedar Point 2 opened a year later. The park's roller coaster collection consisted of...
VF15 Posted January 27, 2015 Posted January 27, 2015 (edited) ...every coaster type at the original Cedar Point, but with a different layout and a different name. For example, their strata coaster was called... Edited January 27, 2015 by VF15
DonGeorge Posted January 27, 2015 Posted January 27, 2015 Big Thrill Speedster. After completing the top hat, the trains would return to perform a helix of death. Meanwhile, CP2's giant Dinn woodie named...
VF15 Posted January 27, 2015 Posted January 27, 2015 ...Mean Streak's Revenge. It was even rougher than the original coaster, and it went on twice as long. The name of CP2's Intamin Giga Coaster was...
Diamondbacker27 Posted January 27, 2015 Posted January 27, 2015 Son of Mean Streak. Â Many people loved the ride, so Cedar Fair.......
DonGeorge Posted January 27, 2015 Posted January 27, 2015 Decided to rename all their coasters to a confusing extent. When TPR visited Kings Island 2 for ERT on the beloved B&M hyper coaster named Cedar Creek Mine Vortex, everybody on the trip was very happy. When they reached the station of the coaster...
Diamondbacker27 Posted January 27, 2015 Posted January 27, 2015 Everyone in the station had died because of the such awful name. Â Then Cedar Fair changed the name to "Asain high fighter" because they thought it would attract other countries.
VF15 Posted January 27, 2015 Posted January 27, 2015 ...but despite their efforts, they didn't get more international visitors. Meanwhile, Cedar Fair had just opened Valleyfair 2, which featured rides like...
DonGeorge Posted January 27, 2015 Posted January 27, 2015 Millennium Thing, which pleased many coaster enthusiasts with such elements as...
VF15 Posted January 28, 2015 Posted January 28, 2015 Millennium Thing, which pleased many coaster enthusiasts with such elements as... ...lots of airtime hills with strong ejector air, and lots of forceful twists and turns, which quickly made Millennium Thing the favorite roller coaster for many coaster nerds, but one day...
thrillseeker4552 Posted January 28, 2015 Posted January 28, 2015 ...there was an accident on Millennium Thing, and all of the riders got ejected out of the train. Because of this, the ride got new trains with individual seat belts, a 5 point harness, a lap bar, a shoulder harness, and an interlocking belt connecting the lap bar and the shoulder harness. Because of these really complicated restrains, the capacity was horrific, so the park replaced all the good airtime hills with block brakes so they could run 10 trains. Because of this...
DonGeorge Posted January 28, 2015 Posted January 28, 2015 Ungodly high amounts of traffic flooded the world, most of it stemming from people trying to get to Valleyfair 2. It was all over the news, and viewers were about to learn how to achieve world peace, when all the TVs suddenly cut to...
GwaziBSRider1 Posted January 28, 2015 Posted January 28, 2015 a Monty Python's Flying Circus marathon! It cut right to Pantomime Princess Margaret in a life or death struggle with her breakfast. The unsuspecting breakfast strolled by, she fired her harpoon, and it hit right in the toast! But the joy of a fake princess stomping on her breakfast didn't last long. A terrible commercial came on for...
DonGeorge Posted January 28, 2015 Posted January 28, 2015 Valleyfair 2, featuring The Three Stooges rapping. It was so bad, everybody's faces melted after cringing so hard. Every time somebody in the commercial got slapped, they played a synth trumpet. It turned out this was actually an ad for the new Boardwalk area, another attempt by Cedar Fair to be edgy and cool. Once this heinous spectacle was over, there were few survivors. One of them was...
VF15 Posted January 29, 2015 Posted January 29, 2015 ...Dick Kinzel, who became the new CEO of Cedar Fair 2. He gave CP2, KI2, and VF2 lots of concrete paths and trash cans, and he built the remaining sequels to the original Cedar Fair parks, except for...
DonGeorge Posted January 29, 2015 Posted January 29, 2015 Gilroy Gardens, which displeased nature fans. A little up north, at California's Great America, Maverick Striker had opened. This was GCI's first beyond vertical, inverting launch coaster. However, PETA was displeased by the name, as they thought it promoted the beating of animals. So they went to Dick Kinzel and...
VF15 Posted January 31, 2015 Posted January 31, 2015 ...he told them to rename Maverick Striker to a non-animal related name to get PETA off their backs, so they did just that, but PETA was still angry at them, so a group of them went to CGA 2 and destroyed the entire park. After that happened...
ImNotOneOfYou Posted February 6, 2015 Posted February 6, 2015 The fart cloud from the beginning of the story came. The fart cloud made the members of PETA rebuild the park by hand. In the process...
Bolliger&Swagillard Posted February 16, 2015 Posted February 16, 2015 ...construction workers were murdered by the CEO of Six Flags, causing Six Flags to buy and operate the Disney parks, which caused...
SFNE Fan Posted February 28, 2015 Posted February 28, 2015 LOTS of chaos and rioting, so Six Flags became Cedar Fair 3 to try and stop the commotion which leaded too...
TheCoasterGod3 Posted February 28, 2015 Posted February 28, 2015 A whale falling over Cedar Fair 3; squishing everyone and killing them instantly, PETA was so happy with this, they awarded the whale a badge of honor, but then one day; Conneaut Lake decided that they had enough of that whale and decided to......
DarienLaker Posted February 28, 2015 Posted February 28, 2015 Kill the whale and sell its blubber to...
TheCoasterGod3 Posted March 1, 2015 Posted March 1, 2015 The queen of Holland, in which she was so grateful for that they gave Conneaut Lake....
DarienLaker Posted March 1, 2015 Posted March 1, 2015 A set of "new" coaster from Darien Lake and the people of Conneaut Lake were gratefully delighted to get some new roller coaster. Meanwhile at Darien Lake Premier Parks had plans for turning Darien Lake into...
VF15 Posted March 1, 2015 Posted March 1, 2015 ...a full-blown resort called The Darien Lake Resort, which would include tripling the size of the park in both land and attractions, building multiple on-site hotels, and total refurbishment of everything already in the park, but the plans for the resort fell through at the last minute because...
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