DonGeorge Posted December 26, 2014 Posted December 26, 2014 (edited) Went to San Francisco and started playing Mario Kart 9. This was such a sight that many Mario fans exploded. Suddenly... Edited December 26, 2014 by DonGeorge
DarienLaker Posted December 26, 2014 Posted December 26, 2014 The Mario Brothers stopped playing and ran amok throughout San Francisco and they marched towards Six Flags Discovery Kingdom and found out that they were exceeding the 150 foot height limit and were turned away...
DonGeorge Posted December 26, 2014 Posted December 26, 2014 So they went down to California's Great America, and helped rebuild Thunder Run. Then, Luigi accidentally knocked over Delta Flyer/Eagle's Flight, which made the skyride community...
VF15 Posted December 27, 2014 Posted December 27, 2014 ...furious. Then the Mario Brothers went down to Southern California and accidentally destroyed all of the coasters at Six Flags Magic Mountain, which resulted in...
DonGeorge Posted December 27, 2014 Posted December 27, 2014 Cedar Point fanboys making a 6th Great Lake with their happy tears. They called it...
VF15 Posted January 4, 2015 Posted January 4, 2015 ...Cedar Point Fanboy Lake, where they decided to destroy the remains of SFMM and build a copy of Cedar Point there, but a group of Magic Mountain fanboys...
DarienLaker Posted January 4, 2015 Posted January 4, 2015 Filled the lake with sand and built Six Flags Magic Mountain Lake theme park. The park had all coaster clones, not a single trace of originality in the park whatsoever. Six Flags Magic Mountain Lake was the most stereotypical Six Flags park in the chain...
DonGeorge Posted January 14, 2015 Posted January 14, 2015 (edited) ...But not as stereotypical as Six Flags Grand Adventures was. It was a park built in 2000 by Premier Parks, and was crammed with rides, much like Nickelodeon Universe or Pleasure Beach Blackpool. In that opening year it got a Batman clone, an Intamin hyper themed to Superman, a floorless coaster named Medusa, a sprawling Zierer Tivoli, a Vekoma Boomerang, a CCI with Gerstlauer trains, a Premier shuttle coaster, and a GCI replica of the Rye Playland Airplane Coaster named Roar. Also in it was... Edited January 14, 2015 by DonGeorge
DarienLaker Posted January 14, 2015 Posted January 14, 2015 A Looney Tunes themed Gerstlauer spinning coaster called "Taz Twister"...
DonGeorge Posted January 14, 2015 Posted January 14, 2015 ...Which was right next to a Sally dark ride based on The Dover Boys at Pimento University. Nobody knows why 2000 Six Flags built a dark ride, but one person thought of a smart reason. They said...
VF15 Posted January 21, 2015 Posted January 21, 2015 ...that they had suggested it. After a while, a bunch of coaster enthusiasts decided to tear down the dark ride and replace it with a roller coaster. The coaster they built was a...
DonGeorge Posted January 21, 2015 Posted January 21, 2015 Custom El Loco with a vertical lift. Obviously, this blew the parks mind, since they were eternally repeating the year 2000. So when the park's General Manager left the park, they...
DarienLaker Posted January 23, 2015 Posted January 23, 2015 Sent the General Manager of Six Flags Grand Adventures to Darien Lake to be their General Manager and his first order of business was to remove all of the old 1980s Huss flat rides from the park and replace them with...
DonGeorge Posted January 23, 2015 Posted January 23, 2015 "Worldwide Thrills" Signs showing all the Six Flags parks in the year 2000. Everybody made fun of these signs, noting and laughing at such phrases as "Six Flags Ohio" & "European Parks." Grand Adventures' General Manager was offended that Darien Lake's Intamin hyper coaster just said "Ride of Steel", so...
DarienLaker Posted January 23, 2015 Posted January 23, 2015 He renamed it to "The Beast", but then Cedar Fair sued Darien Lake's General Manager for using that name. As result Darien Lake's General Manager had two choices: either rename Ride of Steel to something else or close Darien Lake forever. So Darien Lake's General Manager made the choice to rename Ride of Steel to...
VF15 Posted January 24, 2015 Posted January 24, 2015 ...Steel Roller Coaster, which the park guests disliked because of how overly simplistic it was. Later that year, Darien Lake announced that it would be adding an RMC wooden coaster called Wooden Roller Coaster, but during the official announcement ceremony...
DarienLaker Posted January 24, 2015 Posted January 24, 2015 Darien Lake also announced that they have scrapped the plans for the RMC wooden coaster and they have decided to rename Steel Roller Coaster to YOLOCoaster of Steel Force and rename Mind Eraser to "Brain Drain" and sell Boomerang to...
VF15 Posted January 24, 2015 Posted January 24, 2015 ...Six Flags St. Louis, where they placed it right next to the Boomerang they already have. Both enthusiasts and the GP got angry at the park for adding another Bommerang, so a group of people got together and...
DarienLaker Posted January 24, 2015 Posted January 24, 2015 Took down both Boomerangs that Six Flags St. Louis had and then Six Flags St Louis put in a Super Loop where their Boomerangs were and...
VF15 Posted January 25, 2015 Posted January 25, 2015 ...sent both of the Boomerangs to Cedar Point. This made the Cedar Point fanboys furious about having two awful Vekomas in the park. They attempted to destroy both of them, but...
DarienLaker Posted January 25, 2015 Posted January 25, 2015 Cedar Point had already taken the liberty of scrapping the two Boomerangs to be melted down for steel for their new B&M dive coaster coming in 2016...
VF15 Posted January 25, 2015 Posted January 25, 2015 ...which end up being a kiddie dive coaster with tiny drops, low speeds, and a short ride, but the GP apparently thought it was amazing and the new best coaster at Cedar Point. This was because...
Matman-TheRide Posted January 25, 2015 Posted January 25, 2015 Then world war 3 was sparked and the world, including its roller coasters, was destroyed. But thankfully, a bunch of people including the head operators and manufacturers of the amusement park bizz escaped in Dr.Who's Tardis. When they landed on another planet much like Earth, Dr.Who abandoned them there saying "Good luck pootis people!". The CEO of Six Flags farted. A city was built by other refugees. After looking at an empty plot of land, the CEO of Cedar Fair said...
DonGeorge Posted January 25, 2015 Posted January 25, 2015 "I live in a giant bucket." He then proceeded to build...
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