DarienLaker Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 But Six Flags added five 300 foot tall Super Loops and a 600 foot tall Skyscreamer ride to Darien Lake and the park became even more mediocre than ever that Six Flags had no choice but to close it down forever. Then park was demolished for a stadium for the Buffalo Bills... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GwaziBSRider1 Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 but the owners of the Happy Valley chain in China stepped in and bought the land. Unfortunately, the only salvageable ride was Predator! They transformed the park by... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarienLaker Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Giving the Predator a new name "Ow my head: The Ride" in typical Chinese fashion of giving rather uninspired names to their rides. Predator was retracked with all new wood, but Happy Valley used so much wood that the forest where they got the wood was nearly gone... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharman19 Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 They tore down all the RMCs for more wood. The coaster was almost complete, but they needed more wood. So they tore down El Toro, The Beast, and Balder. Ouch my head: the ride was completed with 2 cobra rolls and OTSRs. Robb chose to have a bash, but was canceled because he said that Ouch my head: the ride was so..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarienLaker Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Painful even to look at, so Happy Valley closed it down with the rest of Darien Lake. The land that Darien Lake stood on was converted to residential property and the world's largest senior housing project was built where Darien Lake stood and New York became one of those state without a major theme park to go to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GwaziBSRider1 Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 but the Happy Valley people weren't done yet! They bought out Martin's Fantasy Island and renamed it "Happy Fantasy Island - People's Park USA." They built up the park so much that it soon became direct competition of Canada's Wonderland. In order to better compete with them, Cedar Fair... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarienLaker Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 Bought Fantasy Island and turned it into a water park so it doesn't draw people away from Canada's Wonderland and Cedar Fair also bought... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharman19 Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 Darien Lake just to shut up the Cedar Point fanboys. They had to name the rides after the original Cedar Point rides to weaken Happy Valley. Ride of Steel became Millennium Force, Blast Off became Power Tower, Viper became Corkscrew, Predetor became Mean Streak, Mind Eraser became Raptor, and the Intamin stand up was built and named Mantis. Happy Valley decided to attack Cedar Fair by..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarienLaker Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 Making Cedar Fair buy all of their parks, but Cedar Fair had no interest in buying Happy Valley's parks. So Six Flags bought the Happy Valley parks instead and they also bought back Darien Lake from Cedar Fair just to get back at them. Six Flags turned Darien Lake into a clone of... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharman19 Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 Six Flags Magic Mounain. Ride of Steel became Goliath, the Intamin stand-up became Riddler's Revenge, Predator became Apocalypse, Mind Eraser became Batman: the Ride, but everything else was demolished to make way for 2,000 Super Loops. The GP admired the Super Loops, and they wanted the park to become Six Flags Super Loop Land. Everything in Darien Lake was then demolished to make way for more Super Loops. The GP wanted even more Super Loops, so they demolished all the Six Flags parks to make way for hundreds of thousands of Super Loops. Â Still they wanted more, so Six Flags nuked all the other parks in the US for Super Loops. Still they wouldn't want enough, so they nuked all the parks in the western hemisphere to make way for even more Super Loops. "MORE!" they chanted, "MORE!" So they demolished every park in the world for Super Loops until they got to Happy Valley's flagship park in China. When they did, Happy Valley did the most horrible thing to Six Flags by making them......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarienLaker Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 Give into Six Flags' evil deeds of being the dominant theme park ownership company in the world. So Six flags bought out the Happy Valley chain and added 5,000 more Super Loops, Batman inverts, and Tsunami Soaker in the chain. Soon every Six Flags park was a clone with no variety in rides, every ride was a clone of another ride and there were ads everywhere around each park advertising for stuff like Axe body spray, Got 2B hair styling products, Twix candy, and even McDonald's. Six Flags went all ad happy in their park that they forgot all about theming, but they didn't care so Six Flags went on and.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GwaziBSRider1 Posted October 27, 2014 Share Posted October 27, 2014 woke up, realizing their evil deeds had really been a dream the entire time! In the real world, all of the Six Flags parks had been bought out by Parques Reunidos! Now, the Six Flags were mismanaged like never before! Parques Reunidos started by... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharman19 Posted October 27, 2014 Share Posted October 27, 2014 Discontinuing all Flash Passes, and then tearing out all the trains of all the coasters to only leave one. Then the food. They served chicken with worms in them, pink slime big mac style burgers, and 20 year old cokes. The parks were so terrible, Robb Alvey formed an army to eliminate all sucky parks. Robb took over the parks! He started by giving TPR members 30% discounts on all purchases, building the ultimate......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarienLaker Posted October 27, 2014 Share Posted October 27, 2014 Revenge on Six Flags to get back at them for being bought out by Parques Reunidos. But Robb realized that you can't bet big business and lost the war on sucky parks and then Six Flags bought out Theme Park Review... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diamondbacker27 Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 Revenge on Six Flags to get back at them for being bought out by Parques Reunidos. But Robb realized that you can't bet big business and lost the war on sucky parks and then Six Flags bought out Theme Park Review... TPR was renamed "Bugs Bunny and Friends forum" The website's popularity decreased dramatically and... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarienLaker Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 Six Flags decided to sell Theme Park Review to Warner Bros. and only TPR to review Six Flags parks and Warner Bros. movies and TV shows to make up for lost popularity. But Robb Alvey was not happy with TPR being sold so he tried to buy back TPR, but Warner Bros. made him star in their latest movie called... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharman19 Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 Robb Alvey: the Lamest Man on Earth. Warner Brothers made such an awful film out of poor ol' Robb, the film received a 0% on Rotten Tomatoes. So Robb decided to run for president. All of the now-banned TPR members have voted for Robb, and some GP. Robb was elected. He then wanted to apply his rules of the old TPR to make him a dictator, so he could do things in America his way. He decided to forever be a dictator. Robb said that whoever breaks the laws of America will be banned from America. His first law was...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarienLaker Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 To ban any movie studio from making anymore films about Robb Alvey. Robb Alvey then made Six Flags buy every single park in the world except for the one owned by movie studios. Six Flags' first order of business was to rename rides to names like "Goliath", "Batman", "Superman", "Viper", "Pandemonium" and add a Super Loop to every park... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharman19 Posted November 3, 2014 Share Posted November 3, 2014 And several Tsunami Soakers. They wanted to build a Strata Coaster at Six Flags Great America, but the Cedar Point fanboys complained about the plan. "They're copying CP! OMG! LOLZ!" They said. SFGAm sent its fanboys to fight CP's fanboys. They fought an awful, and bloody war until..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarienLaker Posted November 3, 2014 Share Posted November 3, 2014 Cedar Point was destroyed by a mob riot. Every coaster was destroyed except for the kiddie ones which were moved to other Six Flags parks... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GwaziBSRider1 Posted November 3, 2014 Share Posted November 3, 2014 but there was one person who wasn't about to let the fan boys get away with their war! The corpse of Ron Toomer rose from his grave and became a lich! He used his magic powers to COMPLETELY repair Cedar Point. He brought Cedar Point back to its former glory before Six Flags and its fanboys screwed the place up. There was much rejoicing! Once his ticker tape parade was completed, he turned to Six Flags and became angry. His next move was to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarienLaker Posted November 3, 2014 Share Posted November 3, 2014 Rebuild Drachen Fire at Busch Gadrens Williamsburg as a B&M floorless coaster and everyone thought it was the most forcefull B&M coaster in the world... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VF15 Posted November 3, 2014 Share Posted November 3, 2014 ...but the B&M version of Drachen Fire was actually rougher than it's Arrow counterpart, so they ended up scrapping Drachen Fire again a few years later. BGW replaced it with a... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GwaziBSRider1 Posted November 3, 2014 Share Posted November 3, 2014 massive racing/dueling RMC coaster. It was the best work of RMC so far and poised to be #1 on every enthusiast list, but something went terribly wrong on media day... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarienLaker Posted November 3, 2014 Share Posted November 3, 2014 The trains derailed on all of the riders were killed on it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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