DarienLaker Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 Six Flags America, the property was turned into a PETA animal sanctuary where animals can be safe from human harm. Then one day DarienLaker (me) destroyed the PETA animal sanctuary on the Six Flags America property with... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarheel1231 Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 ... a super nuke (which makes ordinary nukes look like fire crackers) which destroyed the DC area and the parks close by (BGW and KD). The animals that survived the explosion turned into..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarienLaker Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 Radioactive mutant human/animal hybrids that went and took DarienLaker (me) to their lair at Six Flags Discovery Kingdom where DarienLaker (me) was force to ride Kong and destroy Superman: Ultimate Flight with Kryptonite. The mutant animal hybrids then brought a coaster from... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VF15 Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 Intamin, who created a giga coaster for SFDK. It's name was Falcon, and was regarded as of the world's best coasters, but it was soon forced to close because a few local members of PETA did not approve of it being named after a bird. Falcon was relocated to Valleyfair, where... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan P. Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 PETA came and released the mutant animals onto Falcon. They used their acid breath to melt the coaster to nothing. Slowly the animals started realizing what they were capable of and started a human vs. animal war on PETA, but because PETA loves animals too much they... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarheel1231 Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 ...all died in battle. A celebration was held for 3 days, but it was soon stopped because... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarienLaker Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 DarienLaker (me) killed all the animals and members of PETA and buried the dead bodies at Darien Lake where 'Cuda Falls was. Then DarienLaker (me) placed the Olympia Looping coaster on top of the PETA grave and banned PETA from Darien Lake... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarheel1231 Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 ...which was soon destroyed by a supernuke. Darien Lake would never, EVER be built again. No one would have the money or time to rebuild it, and DarienLaker was broke. No one would give him money, so he had to move away from Darien Lake to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XII Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 go beg for money in a foreign country. DarienLaker collected several Zimbabwe Dollars and headed back to the U.S to try and build Darien Lake II. He tried to negotiate prices with his newly gained money, but was horrified to realize that all the Zimbabwe Dollars he had collected didn't add up to a single U.S dollar. In a moment of blind rage, DarienLaker... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Her0ofLime Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 died. And nothing of value was lost. Then suddenly all vekoma boomerangs had good restraints, there were no longer wars, and we had officially declared world peace. Until... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SingleRiderCam Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 Togo came back and revived DarienLaker to help them buy out all of the Six Flags and Cedar Fair parks. Suddenly, they failed because... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan P. Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 Realized how annoying DarienLaker was so they sent him back to the underworld to forever annoy the dead. Meanwhile on earth... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarheel1231 Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 ...Terra Reid was cast to be in Sharknado 3. But then she got eaten by a real shark, and they had to cast an actress who was just as bad as her. So, the actress they cast was... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarienLaker Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 A zombie who wanted there to be no Sharknado 3. Then a Sharknado went and destroyed Darien Lake... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djboss302 Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 Which was pointless because it doesn't exist anymore. So the shark died. In Madagascar..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarheel1231 Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 ...There was a magic Lemur who could grant ANY wish (except for bringing Darien Lake back). Someone went to the Lemur, and wish for.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarienLaker Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 Every coaster in the world to be Tony Hawk's Big Spin/Pandemonium clones, Giant Inverted Boomerangs, and Wacky Worms. The lemur granted the wish, but everyone was bored with the lack of variety in coasters, so the lemur unwished the wish and everything was back to normal. Then Tony Hawk sued the magic lemur for unlicensed use of his name and likeness on the Tony Hawk's Big Spin/Pandemonium clones, so the lemur went broke and... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarheel1231 Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 ...blew up Tony Hawk with a super nuke. There was an arrest warrant for the lemur, but he escaped thanks to.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarienLaker Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 Darien Laker (me) who came back from the dead disguised as a magical flying barracuda who ate the lemur and became even more magical then it already was. The barracuda flew off to Opryland and found out that it no longer exists, so the barracuda went to Cedar Point instead and hid out in Lake Erie until... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Her0ofLime Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 it drowned in Laker Erie because it was actually DarienLaker, and as we all know, DarienLakers cannot breath underwater, even with magical power. But then, just seconds later, Cedar Point underwent an earthquake that cause all the rides to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atter Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 fall into a dark and empty abyss deep within the Earth. Cedar Fair sent a search party to try and find the lost rides, but what they actually ended up finding was... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarienLaker Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 A hole to China and that's where Cedar Point's ride ended up in. The Chinese ended making knockoffs of Cedar Point's ride by the masses and sent them to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarheel1231 Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 ...To the land where Darien Lake use to occupy. But all the rides broke and fell down, and were never rebuilt. The land was used as a toxic waste dump, so it would never be available to build on EVER again. Meanwhile, at Knoebels... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdwarn01 Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 all of Cedar Point's rides arose from the dark abyss, merged as one sinister being. It then... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarheel1231 Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 ...Exploded. The Millmagtopgatemanironcorkwickedmeangemmaverwildwoodraptbluecedar creek mine ride weight to much and exploded. Meanwhile in Hell, Darienlaker was trying to figure out an escape plan. He successfully escaped and...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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