Ryan P. Posted August 11, 2014 Posted August 11, 2014 diarrhea because they invented the ultimate taco, the...
tarheel1231 Posted August 11, 2014 Posted August 11, 2014 ...only food in the world where the meal is composed of raccoon meat, dangerous chemicals, and laxatives. Taco Bell was shut down by the health department and everyone went to Salsarita's and Moe's instead. Meanwhile at Mt. Olympus amusement park......
VF15 Posted August 12, 2014 Posted August 12, 2014 ...the park had closed due to the rides being deemed unsafe. Later on, VF15 purchased the park, sold off all of Mt. Olympus' old rides, and attempted to built a duplicate of Valleyfair there, but he was stopped by...
DarienLaker Posted August 12, 2014 Posted August 12, 2014 A flood of Mountain Dew which mysteriously appeared out of nowhere and the Mountain Dew spread to the real Valleyfair and flooded the whole park...
tarheel1231 Posted August 12, 2014 Posted August 12, 2014 ...and that's how Valleyfair got their water park expansion! Meanwhile on Screamscape, Screamscape heard a rumor that Dollywood was planning to add an RMC woodie, but plans were abandoned because...
ImNotOneOfYou Posted August 12, 2014 Posted August 12, 2014 The whole world was brought into an alternate dimension where Dollywood has had an RMC woodie...
tarheel1231 Posted August 17, 2014 Posted August 17, 2014 ...for 50 years! But the dimension was destroyed by...
ImNotOneOfYou Posted August 19, 2014 Posted August 19, 2014 Vekogo, a result of Vekoma bringing back TOGO to make atrocities such as...
GCI Wooden Posted August 21, 2014 Posted August 21, 2014 a stand-up Boomerang, which caused people to...
ImNotOneOfYou Posted August 21, 2014 Posted August 21, 2014 lose their genders as a result of the Under The Crotch Restraints. Families sued Vekogo as a result of the UTCR's being used on roller coasters with lots of airtime...
DarienLaker Posted August 21, 2014 Posted August 21, 2014 And consider unsafe by US federal law, so the coaster was scrapped to make...
ImNotOneOfYou Posted August 21, 2014 Posted August 21, 2014 A B&M Stratacoaster named Hippocoaster, which featured...
DarienLaker Posted August 21, 2014 Posted August 21, 2014 A giant hippopotamus mouth that serves as the launch tunnel and it was sent to Six Flags Magic Mountain. To make room for Hippocoaster, they had take out...
SFGAmFan1976 Posted August 21, 2014 Posted August 21, 2014 Viper and X2. In addition to Hippocoaster, they also put in 5 kiddie coasters made by........
DarienLaker Posted August 21, 2014 Posted August 21, 2014 Vekoma, Zamperla, and B&M and they were all theme around DC Comics. The Vekoma kiddie coaster was called "Little Flash", the Zamperla kiddie coaster was called "Superman: Junior Flight" and the B&M kiddie coaster was called "Batman: The Ride Jr." and Six Flags Magic Mountain added even more kiddie coasters and family flat rides...
ImNotOneOfYou Posted August 22, 2014 Posted August 22, 2014 To bring their coaster count to 57.35. Even devoted SFMM fans saw that they just wanted to have more roller coasters, and boycotted. As a result, Hippocoaster was sent to...
DarienLaker Posted August 22, 2014 Posted August 22, 2014 A random Chinese theme park that has a ton of used rides like...
ImNotOneOfYou Posted August 22, 2014 Posted August 22, 2014 Every TOGO that was ever removed. The park was isolated from everyone but residents of China...
DarienLaker Posted August 22, 2014 Posted August 22, 2014 So the park the never really got visitor from outside of China except for Club TPR Members only on...
TheCoasterGod3 Posted September 11, 2014 Posted September 11, 2014 Wensdays and Trash Days. We're not quite sure why, and then...a dash of thunder came....something big was happening to Six Flags Magic Mountain....and it was destroying 35 of it's rollercoasters.....It was........
VF15 Posted September 11, 2014 Posted September 11, 2014 ...members of PETA. They were destroying the park because SFMM had renamed all of their coasters with animal-related names. They eventually ended up destroying the entire park. Meanwhile, DarienLaker had mysteriously come back to life again. He then bought the plot of land where Six Flags Magic Mountain once stood, and then started to rebuild Darien Lake there, but...
DarienLaker Posted September 12, 2014 Posted September 12, 2014 Six Flags wouldn't let PETA or anyone rebuild Darien Lake at all, anywhere and Six Flags rebuilt Six Flags Magic Mountain and banned PETA from all of their parks. Six Flags Magic Mountain added the world largest churro stand selling every kind of churro flavor like...
Sharman19 Posted September 13, 2014 Posted September 13, 2014 Cherry, Chocolate, Cola, and so many more flavors. Eventually, the stand was infested by the fluffy fluffy bunnies that need more than medicine and goo to survive. All of the Churros were gone, and that ticked a lot of guests off. So Six Flags Magic Mountain had a plan. They wanted to build a 500ft version of a strata coaster. But to do that, they demolished......
DarienLaker Posted September 13, 2014 Posted September 13, 2014 Goliath and whatever was left a Colossus to make room for the 500 foot Stratacoaster, but instead they built a 500 foot Super Loop named "Colossus: Chaos Coaster" and built more fluffy fluffy bunnies that need more than medicine and goo to survive. Soon Six Flags Magic Mountain was...
VF15 Posted September 19, 2014 Posted September 19, 2014 ...sold to Cedar Fair and renamed to just "Magic Mountain". They made the park more well-rounded, and the park started to have a better reputation, but...
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