GAME: Continue the Story!

[asr]

Kill poor Bob, causing the first train of the morning (Which strangely had passengers aboard) to fall off the track into the water, killing all four passengers, Freddy, and a donkey who had previously...

[texasgiantrules]

been on a TPR shirt. The owner didn't like so they took it off and put on a picture of their favorite TV character: . . .

[Manny In England]

Barney the Dinosaur. Although when he came out of hiding animal control was immediately called to the area where they.....

[JamesMC]

were getting inebriated at a local Irish Pub, so by the time Barney made his appearance, they were too busy doing Jig Dancing to notice. Meanwhile, Mark Shapiro and The Secret Man Who Controls His Movements were secluded in a dark corner of SFMM near "Flashback". The Secret Man WCHM whispered to Mark . . .

[JamesMC]

were getting inebriated at a local Irish Pub, so by the time Barney made his appearance, they were too busy doing Jig Dancing to notice. Meanwhile, Mark Shapiro and The Secret Man Who Controls His Movements were secluded in a dark corner of SFMM near "Flashback". The Secret Man WCHM whispered to Mark . . .

[texasgiantrules]

to assassinate Dick Kinzel. On top of TTD, the two started the ninja spar of a century. Eventually. . .

[dragoncoaster1292]

... they found that the word "ninja" was extremely funny if you said it for five minutes straight. After the fight had finished, a dwarf began to argue with the ride op of Go Go Banana Coaster about the 2008 Election, and then spontaniously...

[socalMAN123]

Cliff Burton came out of nowhere and started windwill headbanging while Jimmy Paige rocked out the Stairway to Heaven solo and some emo/screamo band came out saying...

---Brent

[asr]

"We cut ourselves cuz' it brings in da cash". However, it was soon found that it wasn't an emo band, in was a bunch of stereotypical gangsta rappers posing as emos, because as they said, it brings in cash. Emoboy (Aka Canobiefan (Aka James)) was so horrified that he...

[anush10]

had taken a wrong dose of Viagra. Suddenly....

[asr]

Nothing happened, because he had taken too little. He realized that Cedar Point has stolen his secret stash to attempt to make TTD taller to reclaim the world record! He teamed up with Mr. Six and started a race against time to get from Boston to Sandusky before Cedar Point stole the record back. However on the way he tripped on a...

[thrillrideseeker]

...NONO that finally grew from all of that viagra...

~Matthew

[America Sings Freak]

Bought a highlighter and went to Disneyland where...

[texasgiantrules]

He squirted ink of the new Toy Story Mania building. The little signs out front started revolting and chased him all the way to Ohio where waiting there was. . .

[America Sings Freak]

Bench: the ride. Then he started hallucinating and saw Michael Jackson Surrounded by animatronic animals and thought he was in some park in ASia that was themed to Spain. Then in the middle of a song Michael Jackson nose fell off and...

[texasgiantrules]

Janet came and flashed her ninja-star-boob to the crowd. All the animatronic animals ran all the way to Hamanako Pal Pal where. . .

[America Sings Freak]

...Michael Jackson followed them and was killed by...

[texasgiantrules]

Asian tourists. Meanwhile, Joey was trying to cross the monkey bars when along came a genie to grant him three wishes. . .

[America Sings Freak]

..He asked the genie to make him supreme coaster fanatic, for a rollercoaster built through his house, and for three more wishes, but the genie did not want to give him three more wishes so he decided to tell kidtums to kill him then kidtums asked for Joey's three wishes and she wished for...

[Axman]

...Freshly grated parmesan cheese in an ornate ceramic bowl, a 60 gallon saltwater aquarium, and--*Elissa cuts in*--RODENTS!! A MILLION BILLION’S WORTH OF RODENTS.!!! And with that, the aquarium appeared out of thin air, occupied by two Clown Fish and a Blue Tang (appropriately named Marlin, Nemo, and Dori). Then , the bowl of cheese appeared at kidtum's feet, and then within a few more moments, oodles of rodents began falling from the sky in profusion...

[texasgiantrules]

which caused the Earth to collapse from all the weight. The king rodent wished that time could rewind.

 

Robb and Elissa were at Knott's with Derek. XCelerator broke down. . .

[Axman]

...as part of a rip in the space time continuum, which caused all of the hot british porn stars to flash their boobs in public. Lou, at the time, was...

[texasgiantrules]

in the loo, which made it difficult to do so. But when she did, a large water bottle fell upon. . .

[Manny In England]

An unsuspecting ACEr. He demanded compensation of a free season ticket for Six Flags, however his claim was turned down by...

[asr]

Chuck Norris, who roundhouse kicked the ACEr to the moon, where a Vekoma custom kiddie coaster credit existed! The ACEr quickly boarded the ride to find the answer to the age-old question "what would rides be like on the moon?" But soon...