dragoncoaster1292 Posted June 18, 2006 Posted June 18, 2006 (I will not let my favorite thread die!) ...ate the ABBAlbino, who turned out to be quite the pop group in Finland! Not Dead Elissa began growing fangs and wings and a furry exterior, with a stubby tail. She had completed metamorphasis, which had been going on ever since she had been abducted from her bedroom when she was four years old by aliens, and was fully turned into the Not Dead ElissaTums Beast! Robb stared in horror. "Oh my God!" he yelled. "White Castle food sucks!" ElissaTums ran off into the darkness of a random wooded area that had sprang up out of nowhere behind the burning White Castle. The aliens were watching this in approval, and spoke to eachother in a foriegn tongue in approval. The leader, named WalMart, said...
socalMAN123 Posted June 18, 2006 Posted June 18, 2006 "gimmie some candy. So his alien minions ran and got him a tub full of Tootsie Rolls. By the time he got the tub, Robb had eaten all of the candies. WalMart yelled out..." ---Brent
Blazen_AZN Posted June 18, 2006 Posted June 18, 2006 ALWAYS LOWER PRICES, ALWAYS. To which K-Mart exclamed...
woah_killa Posted June 19, 2006 Posted June 19, 2006 ...We sell K's, not Walls! So at this everybody and there momma got pissed and so a war started between TPR and...
Blazen_AZN Posted June 19, 2006 Posted June 19, 2006 Jacob's new welding glasses. Clearly Furious, his glasses decided to...
CoasterExpert13 Posted June 19, 2006 Posted June 19, 2006 hopped off his face and bounced into a near by walmart, in search of a pair of lonely sun glasses to talk to about the war when robb entered and accidently stepped on them, now.....
woah_killa Posted June 19, 2006 Posted June 19, 2006 ....there is a war between the glasses families and Robb. Robb judo chopped all of them and there was peace again throughout the land...it wasn't until.......
CoasterExpert13 Posted June 19, 2006 Posted June 19, 2006 ....the next day, that robb felt bad for judo chopping the whole famliy of sun glasses, but he couldn't dwell on it to much for another problem had risen. By the time.....
XII Posted June 19, 2006 Posted June 19, 2006 Robb snuck a Tatsu POV, got caught and ended up in jail. Elissa got the news and said...
dragoncoaster1292 Posted June 19, 2006 Posted June 19, 2006 ...."GWARRRRRRRAH!" and ran out of hiding in the Forest of the Burning White Castle. She arrived at the police station, and saw Robb sitting next to Jerry Orbach, George W. Bush, and the Man With No Eyes. Robb looked up, and saw ElissaTums there. "Bail me out!" he yelled, holding his video camera, the Tatsu POV flashing on the screen to some song from the Rent soundtrack. ElissaTums growled as Jerry kicked the prison door down, and ran out of the building, waving a tin cup around wildlly and yelling "Law and Order! Law and Order!" Suddenly, when the authorities were running out of the building chasing Jerry, the Man With No Eyes dissapeared, along with Robb and ElissaTums, leaving George alone in an open cell. As the world of reality began slipping away on a plexiglass TV screen, Robb yelled...
coasterlover420 Posted June 19, 2006 Posted June 19, 2006 "Why don't we have an LCD flatscreen!?" Meanwhile, while Robb and Elissa were at home watching George Bush screw up the country from the comfort of their home, another villain was arising in Six Flags Great Adventure. This creature is...
phazan Posted June 20, 2006 Posted June 20, 2006 George Bush saying that people on forums should be careful not to start a harsh debate about issues like presidents so that peace can remain. But then he said that Phazan wasn't offended. And so bill Clinton was jealous and turned into a monster and when he saw Bush he...
woah_killa Posted June 20, 2006 Posted June 20, 2006 ...shat himself. So, the presidents turn into big robots and fight and everybody else is like "WTF" then, Tina Turner shows up and throws some shoes so...
dragoncoaster1292 Posted June 20, 2006 Posted June 20, 2006 ...everyone gets stabbed by the horribly sharp heels on the stilletos. Meanwhile, the members of ABBA were tearfully burying the Deeply Tannd Alino Man in Brooklyn Cemetary. As the white coffin was being lowered into the six foot hole, Robb, Elissa, and the Man With No Eyes appeared behind them. The Man With No Eyes looked around, and said in confusion...
woah_killa Posted June 20, 2006 Posted June 20, 2006 ...Do you guys know where the bathroom is? Robb and Elissa pointed him to the bathroom and on their way over...
CoasterExpert13 Posted June 20, 2006 Posted June 20, 2006 ...to the grave plot, Robb suddenly had a craving for a foot long hot dog. As Robb & Elissa took a look in the grave, the casket slipped out of the ABBA members hands and hit the ground, shattering it into thousands of pieces. Robb & Elissa were shocked as it was not the body of the Deeply Tannd Alino Man, but that of Mel Gibson. Elissa cried as Robb poked the body with Elissa's hair clip, only to find out that....
woah_killa Posted June 20, 2006 Posted June 20, 2006 Mel Gibson was actually a big hot dog! So everybody ate peacefully. then... (:edit: I love this thread!)
CoasterExpert13 Posted June 20, 2006 Posted June 20, 2006 ...as everyone began to digest the hot dog, Robb began to get horrible gas pains, and decided to "crack a few loose." Elissa yelled "WHAT IN SAMS HELL IS THAT SMELL?" Robb looking a bit embarrassed that his gas smelled that foul, apologized to Elissa. Then everyone smiled as....
dragoncoaster1292 Posted June 20, 2006 Posted June 20, 2006 ...as the fart cloud moved towards France (muahahaha!)....
woah_killa Posted June 21, 2006 Posted June 21, 2006 ...but then it went back to england...(i started this on page 1!)
dragoncoaster1292 Posted June 21, 2006 Posted June 21, 2006 ...but then back to france... (I was the one that provoked Robb to post this!)
coasterlover420 Posted June 21, 2006 Posted June 21, 2006 but then it split up and terrorized both countries until they were both dead. The clouds then moved on to Canada and...
coasterlover420 Posted June 25, 2006 Posted June 25, 2006 they thought they were in Mexico. Then the evil Baron von Creditwhore did something so terrible I can't say what it is. So...
coasterguy618 Posted June 25, 2006 Posted June 25, 2006 They bought pickels, bananas, peppers and carrots to feed the Mexican Geese. They then went to Sweden and..................
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