Matman-TheRide Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 ...transform into grizzly bears cosplaying as Hatsune Miku... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoinItForTheFame Posted December 20, 2015 Share Posted December 20, 2015 ... Which was greatly confusing for everyone, but the human/bears escaped, and were roaming around the world causing mass panic and... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ytterbiumanalyst Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 An inexplicable craving for tacos. This phenomenon led to Taco Bell's new advert campaign starring... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SFNE Fan Posted February 24, 2016 Share Posted February 24, 2016 The flying donkey from before, who... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnlloyd Posted February 24, 2016 Share Posted February 24, 2016 Was featured in AeroMexico's commercials demonstrating their new fast flight campaign. Before that, the flying donkey was... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarienLaker Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 Just a thing made up by... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ytterbiumanalyst Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 Lime green penguinbearcats, which were part penguin, part bearcat. They invented the flying donkey as a part of their evil plan to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarienLaker Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 Turn Darien Lake into the world's largest flying donkey farm and donkey flight school to teach donkeys to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ytterbiumanalyst Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 Burn anyone who mentions 'Cuda Falls. "These donkeys shall stand guard 1000 years," Chief Ulawe of the Lime Green Penguinbearcats proclaimed in his press conference. "They shall ensure that no one ever reaches the waterslide parts we have buried 1000 feet underground in a concrete chamber with walls 30 feet thick." The press reacted to this statement by... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarienLaker Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 The head flying donkey who was... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ytterbiumanalyst Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 Actually not a donkey at all but actually Chief Ulawe of the Lime Green Penguinbearcats. The press reacted to this by DOING... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SFNE Fan Posted May 24, 2016 Share Posted May 24, 2016 The "Trump Shake". A dance that gave Donald Trump instant presidency. His first order of business was building a wall around... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ytterbiumanalyst Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 Alec Baldwin's house. Alec was outraged and reacted by... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henry M Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 Donald Trump's outrageous plans, and how he had to pay for his own imprisonment, so he... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarienLaker Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 Signed a licensing deal with Darien Lake to rename Ride of Steel to "Donald Trump's Wild Ride"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SixFlagsAstroworld Posted May 30, 2016 Share Posted May 30, 2016 Until Hillary Clinton raided the park... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henry M Posted May 30, 2016 Share Posted May 30, 2016 and got beaten up by some Donald supporters... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matman-TheRide Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 ...and then Darien Lake was sold to Shia Lebouf who decided to relocate the entire park to Mars. Once Darien Lake was relocated Morgan Freeman was caught masterbating in the bathroom. Something must be done to stop Morgan Freeman from doing his vile act of self pleasure! So Mike Tyson and his mystery solving gang was sent to the park and decided to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SixFlagsAstroworld Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 Transform into superheroes wearing a mini skirt... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ytterbiumanalyst Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 All of them wearing one mini skirt. It's misnamed slightly, as it was a size 78 so all of them could fit. So there they were, all standing in their van wearing one mini skirt, when... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ahhculdee Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 Keemstar reports it all for DramaAlert and states "Let's GET RIGHT INTO THE NUDESSSSS", then.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matman-TheRide Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 ... Mike Tyson f**ks Morgan Freeman into submission and thus saves the day. Then Mike Tyson and the gang drink up all of Darien Lake's cheap-a** beer until they go super saiyan. Then Vegeta and Napa arrive and challenge them to a fight. When the fight begins... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImOnABoat Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 *in drunk voice* Â Everyone teams up with Super Mecha Death Christ 2000 B.C. Version 4.0 Beta, a 600ft poler coaster that transformes into a giant robot donkey with frikin' laser eyes, and pink guy in a rice field mech to fight demons at doom's gate. What happens there is... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SixFlagsAstroworld Posted June 6, 2016 Share Posted June 6, 2016 An unexpected time warp flung everyone back to the Jurassic era... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImOnABoat Posted June 7, 2016 Share Posted June 7, 2016 Everyone collects dinosaur DNA and then return to the future... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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