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...baked a cake at the same time. It was chocolate, his favorite. Everyone in the street was still wondering where Superstar Barbie went, allowing Diddy to eat the cake by himself. Once he realized how much he had eaten, he clenched his...

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Head, and tore it off, and someone yelled "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCE" randomly, and the party began...

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the particular seal he had purchased at the "Aquatic Gift Shop" at Six Flags Magic Mountain just seemed to approve of everything, including Vekoma rides which made Elissa encourage Robb to dispose of him in the quickest manner possible . . .

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immediately bored, so they quickly leafed through some new Lindsey Lohan Mug-shots for their next feature story photo ops. In the meantime, Mark Shapiro halted demolition on "Flashback" at Six Flags Magic Mountain citing "This portion of California rests on any number of active fault lines. The thinking is that eventually, seismic activity will relocate "Flashback" for us to a different area of the park where it won't disturb the Lifeguards and may enhance the overall enjoyment of the ride by bending and realigning the superstructure. If not, we have a crazed obese man who will consume it whole for us as long as we provide the sour cream and pico de gallo garnishment . . ." . . .

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Right in the footprint of Viper. The seizmic activity also morphed Viper's rails so much that it was actualy smooth. On Jahan's next ride on it, he hated the change because it no longer had "That Good Ole Arrow Feelâ„¢". Everyone else loved the ride, even the TPR member ArrowHater, who while in the MCBR yelled...

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...OMG!! If I build a Time machine, I could go back in time and drink Coke with the cocaine in it."So Jahan went back in time. But he went back too far. Jhan then started like a little girl for he just saw...

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...the Chicken Run characters having group sex... he Immediately left as he could not handel all of the action. He ran as far way as he could only to be greated by Tony Little...

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suddenly stopped, only to come across a Britney Spears comeback performance! Ears bleeding and all, the talking bowling pin quickly...

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