trustkill22 Posted August 8, 2007 Posted August 8, 2007 "Tacos, I put all my money in Tacos!" before the Iron Shiek came out and...
texasgiantrules Posted August 11, 2007 Posted August 11, 2007 danced a little jig. The women on the street were so pleased they threw funnel cakes at superstar. . .
Loco Posted August 11, 2007 Posted August 11, 2007 Barbie. Barbie got so mad she spontaneously combusted while Diddy watched and...
odene497 Posted August 11, 2007 Posted August 11, 2007 ...baked a cake at the same time. It was chocolate, his favorite. Everyone in the street was still wondering where Superstar Barbie went, allowing Diddy to eat the cake by himself. Once he realized how much he had eaten, he clenched his...
asr Posted August 11, 2007 Posted August 11, 2007 Head, and tore it off, and someone yelled "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCE" randomly, and the party began...
texasgiantrules Posted August 15, 2007 Posted August 15, 2007 with Ashlee Simpson lypsincing some karaoke. The party was a potluck, so, naturally Whitney Houston brought some coccaine brownies. The first person to try them was. . .
asr Posted August 15, 2007 Posted August 15, 2007 Our very own Robb Alvey, who gave them his seal of approval because...
JamesMC Posted August 15, 2007 Posted August 15, 2007 the particular seal he had purchased at the "Aquatic Gift Shop" at Six Flags Magic Mountain just seemed to approve of everything, including Vekoma rides which made Elissa encourage Robb to dispose of him in the quickest manner possible . . .
Masked_Maverick Posted August 15, 2007 Posted August 15, 2007 By force feeding them to Paris Hilton in an effort to give that chick some substance. This of course made the paparazzi...
JamesMC Posted August 16, 2007 Posted August 16, 2007 immediately bored, so they quickly leafed through some new Lindsey Lohan Mug-shots for their next feature story photo ops. In the meantime, Mark Shapiro halted demolition on "Flashback" at Six Flags Magic Mountain citing "This portion of California rests on any number of active fault lines. The thinking is that eventually, seismic activity will relocate "Flashback" for us to a different area of the park where it won't disturb the Lifeguards and may enhance the overall enjoyment of the ride by bending and realigning the superstructure. If not, we have a crazed obese man who will consume it whole for us as long as we provide the sour cream and pico de gallo garnishment . . ." . . .
pgathriller Posted August 18, 2007 Posted August 18, 2007 and Acers world wide were hoping that the fault lines would not relocate Flashback so they can eat it. Meanwhile El Toro was....
texasgiantrules Posted August 19, 2007 Posted August 19, 2007 in New Jersey. Back at Magic Mountain, the fault lines actually started to shift, moving Flashback to. . .
asr Posted August 19, 2007 Posted August 19, 2007 Right in the footprint of Viper. The seizmic activity also morphed Viper's rails so much that it was actualy smooth. On Jahan's next ride on it, he hated the change because it no longer had "That Good Ole Arrow Feelâ„¢". Everyone else loved the ride, even the TPR member ArrowHater, who while in the MCBR yelled...
XII Posted August 19, 2007 Posted August 19, 2007 ...OMG!! If I build a Time machine, I could go back in time and drink Coke with the cocaine in it."So Jahan went back in time. But he went back too far. Jhan then started like a little girl for he just saw...
Cyber.Fiber Posted August 19, 2007 Posted August 19, 2007 ...the Chicken Run characters having group sex... he Immediately left as he could not handel all of the action. He ran as far way as he could only to be greated by Tony Little...
MidtownCoaster Posted August 23, 2007 Posted August 23, 2007 "Have it your way? I think I shall!". . . so he did. 9 months later, out popped...
Sunfire Posted August 24, 2007 Posted August 24, 2007 Loved Tower of Terror. He screamed like a girl when it
Loco Posted August 24, 2007 Posted August 24, 2007 suddenly stopped, only to come across a Britney Spears comeback performance! Ears bleeding and all, the talking bowling pin quickly...
MidtownCoaster Posted August 24, 2007 Posted August 24, 2007 darn double post. Â screamed "VIVA, XTINA!" and began rolling down Sunset Blvd. Unbeknownst to Pinny, just around the corner was...
Loco Posted August 24, 2007 Posted August 24, 2007 Rihanna. Singing her stupid "Umbrella" song. Thinking quickly, he snatched her umbrella and...
MidtownCoaster Posted August 24, 2007 Posted August 24, 2007 stood under it. Realizing that would accomplish nothing, he went to the payphone and called...
Loco Posted August 25, 2007 Posted August 25, 2007 His best friend...bowling ball! They both held hands and skipped off to...
Splash_Mountain Posted August 26, 2007 Posted August 26, 2007 Toronto, where they stumbled onto the "Hairspray" set, where Zac Efron was...
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