TheCoasterKid211 Posted April 11, 2017 Posted April 11, 2017 Silver Dollar City has to close all their rides because Dolly got jealous of how much better Wildfire was compared to Wild Eagle, so she sued. Some of the rides are saved, however, and Outlaw Run is sold to...
DoinItForTheFame Posted April 12, 2017 Posted April 12, 2017 ... Six Flags St. Louis. But given Six Flags typical track record, less than 3 seasons go by, and Outlaw Run is now so rough, and un-reliable that the park closes it forever. However, they don't remove it. They leave it sitting there till...
TheAmericanKnight Posted April 12, 2017 Posted April 12, 2017 ...a giant carpenter ant eats the entire effing thing! No one notices the bizarre event however. The reason is because everyone is busy watching a live stream video of Nicholas Cage and PPAP guy "getting hot" in a bed. But once the live stream ends, people become preoccupied once again with a video on Youtube of a man going up to his kitchen sink and yelling it at saying "YOU KINKY S***!" repeatedly at the top of his lungs filled with hatred for sinks everywhere. TO compete with the short attention spans of people, amusement parks decide to...
ThrillDude200 Posted April 13, 2017 Posted April 13, 2017 ...sign a petition to bring TOGO back from the dead while Bob watched TV on his couch, eating his fat nuts, until... Â (Fat Nuts means fat peanuts, fat treenuts, etc.)
DoinItForTheFame Posted April 19, 2017 Posted April 19, 2017 ... He choked on a peanut and died. When paramedics finally found him, they couldn't remove him from the house because...
Canobie Coaster Posted April 21, 2017 Posted April 21, 2017 An army of wiener dogs in hot dog suits stormed down from the attic and distracted them until...
ImOnABoat Posted April 21, 2017 Posted April 21, 2017 The king of weinerdogs in hot dog suits comes frome the basement and take control of the house. the rename the house to Weiner House....
SFNE Fan Posted April 29, 2017 Posted April 29, 2017 But then, a flying donkey in a hamburger costume (who was allegedly the first one with the idea) burst through the door and yelled "You guys ripped me off!" and the two sides went to war...
ThrillDude200 Posted June 4, 2017 Posted June 4, 2017 ...Now, the Donkey had managed to take out all the wieners, but, as the King of Weinerdogs died, he threw a Bounsweet-bomb at the Donkey and said "ALLAHU AKBAR!", killing the Donkey. So then...
SFNE Fan Posted June 9, 2017 Posted June 9, 2017 The Wiener House (which was damaged in the explosion) was torn down and turned into a theme park...
DoinItForTheFame Posted September 15, 2017 Posted September 15, 2017 ...Which was bought by Six Flags. Once Six Flags owned the park, they spent over $50 million trying to...
Dombot Posted September 15, 2017 Posted September 15, 2017 ...create multiple Free Spin clones (all with the Joker theme, by the way). But suddenly, the ghost of John Duffey came along and said...
Jason Maier Posted September 15, 2017 Posted September 15, 2017 ...create multiple Free Spin clones (all with the Joker theme, by the way). But suddenly, the ghost of John Duffey came along and said... Â What Six Flags needs is more B&M Wing Coasters . . . . . to which coaster enthusiasts said
DoinItForTheFame Posted September 18, 2017 Posted September 18, 2017 Oh. God. Not more B&M Bounce. . . Thankfully, at the last second RMC came in with an idea Six Flags couldn't say no to. Which caused...
Jason Maier Posted September 18, 2017 Posted September 18, 2017 Oh. God. Not more B&M Bounce. . . Thankfully, at the last second RMC came in with an idea Six Flags couldn't say no to. Which caused... Â A rampant amount of speculation on the TPR forums. Then the announcement came . . . .
SFNE Fan Posted September 20, 2017 Posted September 20, 2017 that RMC would be working with Vekoma to create a 400 foot tall, 200 mile per hour wooden SLC. Featuring 15 loop-de-loops, a jump track, and 3500 feet of underwater track...
ThrillDude200 Posted September 24, 2017 Posted September 24, 2017 ...Obviously, the fans got butthurt, so they decided to eat Stewart Snyder's pancakes, which led to...
DoinItForTheFame Posted September 24, 2017 Posted September 24, 2017 ... morbidly obese enthusiast who couldn't fit on any theme park attractions. Which caused them to...
SFNE Fan Posted January 19, 2018 Posted January 19, 2018 Find a new hobby. Eventually, they all decided it would be fun to...
DoinItForTheFame Posted January 20, 2018 Posted January 20, 2018 ... Race motorized wheel chairs around Walmart. This became such an event that Walmart decided to sponsor a motorized wheel chair event know as MotoChairs! Which eventually led to...
SFNE Fan Posted January 21, 2018 Posted January 21, 2018 Target doing the same thing to get more money, the only difference being...
cal1br3tto Posted January 21, 2018 Posted January 21, 2018 they did it with shopping carts instead, causing many people to...
SFNE Fan Posted January 22, 2018 Posted January 22, 2018 find it harder to move around, as they weren't motorized. To fix this, Target instead made a roller coaster...
cal1br3tto Posted January 22, 2018 Posted January 22, 2018 causing all the coaster enthusiasts to sign up for a Target credit card, not knowing this doesn't refer to coaster credits. This resulted in...
SFNE Fan Posted January 22, 2018 Posted January 22, 2018 Kmart turning all of it's stores into coasters, in order to avoid confusion and give people credits. Everyone reacted by...
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