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River Country (Walt DIsney World) looks much more "backwoods" now. Trees and algae everywhere, nasty and un-kept bathrooms and the sound of banjos playing (which is still over the speakers despite being abandoned, for some reason).

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Darien Lake had made their Nightmare capacity at Phantom Cave escape to The Great Escape!

 

Nightmare at Phantom cave was a piece of crap. It wasn't even worth the wait of the line. Good riddance to that coaster. Now we just have one more piece of junk coaster to get rid of "The MotoCoaster"

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Mount Olympus

This is the best post in this thread, so far.

 

Yeah, the thread should've ended there.

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Cedar Point had an Avalanche Run to Transport Disasters to Alaska!
Kings Island had turned Beastie into a Fairly Odd-Coaster then it went to Woodstock (Express)!
Kentucky Kingdom used to have their Lighting Greased, but now they make Lighting Run!
Darien Lake had made their Nightmare capacity at Phantom Cave escape to The Great Escape!
Cedar Point had a Space Spiral to send Demons Dropping into a Disaster Transport!

Please stop. I beg you. None of these even resemble what I would call a joke.

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Cedar Point had an Avalanche Run to Transport Disasters to Alaska!
Kings Island had turned Beastie into a Fairly Odd-Coaster then it went to Woodstock (Express)!
Kentucky Kingdom used to have their Lighting Greased, but now they make Lighting Run!
Darien Lake had made their Nightmare capacity at Phantom Cave escape to The Great Escape!
Cedar Point had a Space Spiral to send Demons Dropping into a Disaster Transport!

Please stop. I beg you. None of these even resemble what I would call a joke.

 

I guess I better work on my theme park jokes.

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