FlyingScooter Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamez9579 Posted March 26, 2006 Share Posted March 26, 2006 "and now for something completely different, a man with a tape recorder up his brother's nose" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenshin502 Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 ni Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magnum xl-200 Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 ''don't worry love, i'll have your spam, i love it. im having spam, spam ,spam ,spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam and spam'' Â ''baked beans are off'' Â ''can i have spam instead?'' Â ''what? spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam ,spam, spam, spam and spam''. _____________________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masked_Maverick Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 This parrot is no more, it has ceased to be, this is an ex-parrot. Â Do you think this scene should of been cut? We were so worried when the boys were writing it but now we're glad. Â peasent: At leas our scene was committed it wasn't just a string of p&*sy jokes. Â everyone: get one with it. Â The whole thing in the credits of Holy Grail about Llamas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groteslurf Posted July 7, 2007 Share Posted July 7, 2007 The knight who say 'Ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky-P'tang, Zzoo-Boing, gdgdbaaoizen'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coasterlvr_nc Posted July 8, 2007 Share Posted July 8, 2007 "What is your name?" "sir galahad from the knights of the round table (or something like that)" "What is your quest?" "To seek the holy grail" "What is your favorite color?" "red... No! no blue!, Aghhhhh!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The49er Posted December 27, 2011 Share Posted December 27, 2011 I have so many, but here is one: Â "When suddenly, the animator had a fatal heart attack-"Â *falls back in chair* Â "And the beast was no more." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ernierocker Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 I have so many, but here is one:Â "When suddenly, the animator had a fatal heart attack-"Â *falls back in chair* Â "And the beast was no more." Â Please stop bumping four year old topics! Bumping one here and there is not a big deal, but you have been bumping multiple dead threads in the last 24 hours. You do not get a medal for post counts on this forum, so posting this many times in a short period of time is not necessary. Besides, your posts are borderline "posting for posting sake" which is against the site's TOS and could lead to a temporary ban on your account. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
accelerate Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 Well, now that it's here, here's mine: Â Brian: What have the Romans ever done for us?! Person: Umm, well... The aqueduct. Brian: Besides that, what have the Romans ever done for us?! Person: Public sanitation? Other Person: The Roads? Person: National Security? Brian: Well, besides that... Â Right up there with the french guards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jammy2by4 Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 Black Knight: I move for no man. Arthur: So be it. [sword fight between Arthur and the Black Knight starts. Black Knight takes a swing, blocked by Arthur, who proceeds to cut his arm off] Arthur: Now stand aside worthy advisory. Black Knight: Tis but a scratch. Arthur: A scratch? You're arm's off. Black Knight: No it isn't. Arthur: Well what's that? Black Knight: I've had worse. Arthur: You liar. Black Knight: Come on ya pansy. [Fight continues, Black Knight charges at Arthur. Arthur swings sword and cuts Black Knight's arm off.] Arthur: Victory is mine. We think thy Lord, that in thy merc... Black Knight: Huh [kicks Arthur over. Kicks him on ground.] C'mon then. Arthur: What? Black Knight: Have at you. Arthur: You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is mine. Black Knight: Oh, had enough, eh? [prancing around Arthur.] Arthur: Look you stupid b***ard, you've got no arms left. Black Knight: Yes I have. Arthur: Look. Black Knight: Just a flesh wound. [Kicks Arthur in the butt.] Arthur: Look, stop that! Black Knight: Chicken. [Kick.] Chicken. Arthur: Look, I'll have your leg. [black Knight goes to kick him, Arthur swings sword and his leg comes off.] Black Knight: Right, I'll do you for that. Arthur: You'll what? Black Knight: Come here. Arthur: What you gonna do? Bleed on me? Black Knight: I'm invincible. Arthur: You're a loony. Black Knight: The Black Knight always triumphs. Have at you. C'mon then. [Arthur swings sword and takes out his other leg, Black Knight falls to ground.] Black Knight: Alright, we'll call it a draw. Arthur: Come Patsy. Black Knight: Ohoh, I see. Running away, eh? You yellow b***tards, come back here I'll give what's coming to you. I'll bit your legs off. Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donkeyman18 Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 Announcer: And Nigel has has himself over! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCoasterKid211 Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 The Witch: I'm not a witch, I'm not a witch! Sir Bedevere: But you are dressed as one! The Witch: They dressed me up like this! Crowd: We didn't! We didn't... The Witch: And this isn't my nose. It's a false one. Sir Bedevere: [lifts up her false nose] Well? Peasant 1: Well, we did do the nose. Sir Bedevere: The nose? Peasant 1: And the hat, but she is a witch! Crowd: Yeah! Burn her! Burn her! Sir Bedevere: Did you dress her up like this? Peasant 1: No! Peasant 3, Peasant 2: No! Peasant 3: No! Peasant 1: No! Peasant 3, Peasant 2: No! Peasant 1: Yes! Peasant 2: Yes! Peasant 1: Yeah, a bit. Peasant 3: A bit! Peasant 1, Peasant 2: A bit! Peasant 2: A bit! Peasant 1: But she has got a wart! Random Person in the crowd: [coughs] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angle O. Descent Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 I fart in your general direction! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I305forever Posted April 5, 2016 Share Posted April 5, 2016 Arthur: I am your king. Woman: We have a king? I thought we were an autonomous collective. Dude: Stop fooling yourself. We are a self-perpetuating autocracy. A dictatorship. Other Dude: I'm pretty sure we are a narco-syndicous commune. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nrthwnd Posted April 20, 2016 Share Posted April 20, 2016 " Ni " Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rcjp Posted April 20, 2016 Share Posted April 20, 2016 " Ni "Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I305forever Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 8/8 m8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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