E1ticket5 Posted February 27, 2012 Posted February 27, 2012 "Now boys, we have to pray for this delicious food. Eh-hem, Dear Lord, thank you for our.... (Bart lands against window naked) -Penis?! -Thank you god for our penis."
shivtim Posted February 28, 2012 Posted February 28, 2012 Well I'm from Utica and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams"
TheCoasterKid211 Posted October 24, 2015 Posted October 24, 2015 (edited) Bart: I can't believe she dumped me. Homer: Son, girls come and go. That way, you'll always have your family. Bart: ... Bart: *crying* Homer: I KNOW!!! Edited October 28, 2015 by TheCoasterKid211
DarienLaker Posted October 24, 2015 Posted October 24, 2015 "It's rotten being old, no one listens to you!" - Abraham "Grandpa" Simpson
Angle O. Descent Posted November 3, 2015 Posted November 3, 2015 "I wash mahself with a raaaaag on a stick! Huh huh huh!"
MisterP Posted November 7, 2015 Posted November 7, 2015 Abe Simpson: "My Homer is not a Communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a Communist....but he is NOT a porn star!"
MisterP Posted November 7, 2015 Posted November 7, 2015 Homer: Now, I believe you have some sort of firearm for me. Gun Store Clerk: Well, let's see here. According to your background check, you've been in a mental institution... Homer: Yeah. Clerk: frequent problems with alcohol... Homer: [nervously] Yeah. Clerk: ...beat up President Bush! Homer: Former President Bush. [the owner slaps a red rubber stamper on Homer's printout] Homer: "Potentially dangerous"? Clerk: Relax, that just limits you to three handguns or less. Homer: Woo hoo!
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