Scaparri Posted October 27, 2005 Posted October 27, 2005 "I was angry 'cause my Moon Over My Hammie was overcooked"
c0sterfreek Posted October 28, 2005 Posted October 28, 2005 "It wasn't even about the eggs, really. Frankly, I like the yolks. I have no problem. There's always been a lot of tension between Lois and me. And it's not so much that I want to kill her, it's just, I want her not to be alive anymore. I sometimes wonder if all women are this difficult. And then I think to myself, 'My God wouldn't it be marvelous if i turned out to be a homosexual?' "
aero21 Posted October 28, 2005 Posted October 28, 2005 Tom," Let's go to asian reporter Tricia Takanawa who is standing outside the new builtmore hote." Tricia"Tom I'm standing outside the new Builtmore hotel because Asains aren't allowed inside...." Tom "Diane is Tricia chinese or Japanese?" Diane "she is Japanese tom." Tom " WOW, I know a japanese woman." Guy talking to another guy while being attacked by mutant Stewirs after destroying all the guns in the city, "Hey ted, remember the other day when you asked me what the definition of Irony was....." Lois, "To think of all the food we have wasted over the years." Cut to Peter trying to feed Magnum PI on TV "Here you go Tom. No, None for you Higgins you already had yours!" Lois, "Peter you just ate 10 years worth of food storage!" Peter,"Then why do I still feel hungry? *drinks glass of water and expands* "Everyone leave, I have to poop...... NOW!!!"
TheStig Posted October 28, 2005 Posted October 28, 2005 "You can't eat all those hamburgers....you silly man" Colin C
Scaparri Posted October 29, 2005 Posted October 29, 2005 "You're so deep in the closet you're finding Christmas presents"
XANAX: The Ride Posted October 29, 2005 Posted October 29, 2005 ^ I liked that one... too funny! **Sign at Cuban Black-Market** "Sorry We Do Not Accept Bits of String" ~Xan "AND... just saw the CHUMBA WUMBA episode last night, never get tired of any episode" aX
ParkTrips Posted October 30, 2005 Posted October 30, 2005 I'll have a Sam Adams It's 9:30 in the morning and don't you have an outstanding DUI? Yea but I gotta get the taste of weed and hooker spit out of my mouth I'll have a Sam Adams too
Blazen_AZN Posted October 30, 2005 Posted October 30, 2005 (made to look like the honeymooners, peter is ralph, lois is alice) peter: one of these days alice, ONE OF THESE DAYS alice: i know, i know, straight to the moon peter punches lois... (everybody gasps) love a good honeymooner joke, and family guy has quite a few
TheStig Posted November 1, 2005 Posted November 1, 2005 "I can't beleave he just walked off the side like that" "Oh Lois, everybody knows christians don't beleave in gravity" Colin C
Florida420 Posted November 2, 2005 Posted November 2, 2005 I was gonna save this one for later 'cause it is from the same episode as the last few. But since it is my birthday, I'm gonna let it go. Brian (reading the novel adaptation of Caddy Shack) "Meh nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah, said Ty sinking yet another ball, nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah ....." From first new episode after being cancelled. I about freakin' died when I saw this. P All the 32 year old looser
zaneymon Posted November 2, 2005 Posted November 2, 2005 Diane: Tom deard me to do the news top less tonight ive got the goods but have i got the guts find out at 11
ParkTrips Posted November 5, 2005 Posted November 5, 2005 I can't believe I forgot this one, its probably my favorite quote ever!!! Heavens, it appears my wee-wee's been stricken with rigor-mortis. LMAO!!
Scaparri Posted November 7, 2005 Posted November 7, 2005 "Just thinking about her makes my testicles want to drop"
Florida420 Posted November 10, 2005 Posted November 10, 2005 " Look, I love meal ticket as much as Chris and Stevie, but business is business, let's get this show on the road" P All "don't ever let this slip to page 2 "
Kroger8 Posted November 10, 2005 Posted November 10, 2005 LOL I liked Peter's version of Rock Lobster by the B-52s... "rock lobster... ROCK LOBSTER...ROCK LOBSTAH!!!!!!! Heh heh heh heh heh heh"
SFOGdude25 Posted November 11, 2005 Posted November 11, 2005 "Oh mother, I come bering a gift. I'll give you a hint. It's in my diaper, and it's not a toaster." Stewie Griffin
Florida420 Posted November 11, 2005 Posted November 11, 2005 "What good is mining for nose gold if I can't share it with the townspeople??!!"
Homer Posted November 11, 2005 Posted November 11, 2005 From last weeks show, the introduction to the PC'd Dick Van Dyke show; Narrator on TV: Its the [bleep] Van [bleep] Show, starring [bleep] Van [bleep].
Gnome Posted November 11, 2005 Posted November 11, 2005 I've been saying this one all week. "You don't even know who I am!" - Benjamin Disraley
Nitro X 230 Posted November 11, 2005 Posted November 11, 2005 Peter: I'll handle it, Lois. I read a book about this sort of thing once. Brian: Are you sure it was a book? Are you sure it wasn't nothing? Peter: Oh yeah thats right....
CoasterFanatic Posted November 11, 2005 Posted November 11, 2005 I am sure that someone probably already posted this one, but it was on again the other night and I thought I was going to die. [Peter walks up to the counter at the fast food restaraunt] "Wow is this thing on?" "Attention restaraunt customers ..... testicles ..... that is all"
Florida420 Posted November 12, 2005 Posted November 12, 2005 "You like eating red carpet tough guy!?....say you like eating red carpet!!"
Florida420 Posted November 15, 2005 Posted November 15, 2005 " And the motion carries, the janitor's new name, is sweepy"
Billy Posted November 15, 2005 Posted November 15, 2005 "ooooooohhh did i hit crazy stairs?!" lol , i was crackin up at that line...
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