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  • 3 weeks later...
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Granted: But there is an issue with the lift, which causes the ride to break down right before you leave the station. . . and the ride doesn't re-open for the next 18 years.

 

I wish I could sleep better at night.

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Granted, but you'll still feel drowsy during the day.

 

I wish to ride Raging Bull at SFGAm with the trim off.

  • 2 weeks later...
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Granted, instead they start spouting even more ridiculous false facts about coasters.

 

I wish for Sunday to come faster.

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Granted, but you'll stay asleep for a month.

 

I wish for this summer to go by slowly.

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Granted, but you be complaining about how hot it is, A/C would be broken, And your town is going through a drought.

 

 

I wish I could visit some of the best theme parks in the world

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Granted, but the parks are closed when you visit them. So all you get to do is stand outside the gate dreaming of what could have been.

 

I wish I could have some wine!!

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Granted, but it's the most disgusting wine you will ever have!

 

I wish the weather is good and the park empty this Thursday when I'm at Europapark.

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Granted, but they're the wrong kind of friends, and they lead you down a dark path that results in you spending 20 years in a federal pound me in the *** prison.

 

I wish I could sleep with Scarlett Johansson (Black Widow) and Marisa Tomei (Aunt May) from Captain America: Civil War at least once, each.

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Granted, you can only sleep with them, not sleep with themifyouknowwhatimsayin( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

I wish i could own a yacht!

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