Game: Careful What You Wish For

[VF15]

Granted, but your copy of the game has tons of glitches.

 

I wish for a trip to SFMM.

[pagemaster_b]

Granted, but after the long road trip, you find the park is closed for several weeks for maintenance (a la Wally's World).

 

 

I wish the world would blow up.

[SixFlagsAstroworld]

Granted, but sudden science corrupts the explosion and everyone lives

 

 

 

I wish I had MONEY$$!

[ImOnABoat]

Granted, The money could be in some worthless currency

 

 

I wish Mean Streak gets RMC'd

[ImNotOneOfYou]

Granted, but there's no boat in the theming

 

I wish more TPR members had an awesome username like the one above me

[Voyager6442]

Granted, but the Title Fairy changes your user name to Laser Snake Horse on Fire.

 

I wish for all trim brakes to be removed from all Cedar Fair coasters.

[SixFlagsAstroworld]

Granted, but the block brakes gets removed too.

 

 

I wish The USA would ban and remove all SLCs

[K1ngdaKa88]

Granted, but all aother coasters will be banned too!

 

I wish I can ride Wildfire at Kolmarden this summer.

[DoinItForTheFame]

Granted: But there is an issue with the lift, which causes the ride to break down right before you leave the station. . . and the ride doesn't re-open for the next 18 years.

 

I wish I could sleep better at night.

[VF15]

Granted, but you'll still feel drowsy during the day.

 

I wish to ride Raging Bull at SFGAm with the trim off.

[Henry M]

Granted, but you will ride it in the rain.

 

I wish to go to SFGA.

[K1ngdaKa88]

Granted, but all rides are down the day you visit.

 

I wish my science mark will be a C or better.

[SixFlagsAstroworld]

Granted, but you get the lowest grade ever in all other classes

 

I wish I had a donut

[K1ngdaKa88]

Granted, but it is filled up with poop instead of chocolate.

 

I wish the GP would understand that Vekoma SLC's are rubbish.

[SixFlagsAstroworld]

Granted, but they think ALL Vekomas are the best in the world

 

I wish the GP wouldn't "correct" me every time I say a fact about theme parks.

[VF15]

Granted, instead they start spouting even more ridiculous false facts about coasters.

 

I wish for Sunday to come faster.

[DoinItForTheFame]

Granted. But you're in a coma the entire day so you miss everything.

 

I wish I could fall asleep.

[VF15]

Granted, but you'll stay asleep for a month.

 

I wish for this summer to go by slowly.

[SixFlagsAstroworld]

Granted, but you be complaining about how hot it is, A/C would be broken, And your town is going through a drought.

 

 

I wish I could visit some of the best theme parks in the world

[DoinItForTheFame]

Granted, but the parks are closed when you visit them. So all you get to do is stand outside the gate dreaming of what could have been.

 

I wish I could have some wine!!

[K1ngdaKa88]

Granted, but it's the most disgusting wine you will ever have!

 

I wish the weather is good and the park empty this Thursday when I'm at Europapark.

[VF15]

Granted, but all of the good rides will be closed.

 

I wish for more friends.

[DILinator]

Granted, but they're the wrong kind of friends, and they lead you down a dark path that results in you spending 20 years in a federal pound me in the *** prison.

 

I wish I could sleep with Scarlett Johansson (Black Widow) and Marisa Tomei (Aunt May) from Captain America: Civil War at least once, each.

[ImOnABoat]

Granted, you can only sleep with them, not sleep with themifyouknowwhatimsayin( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

I wish i could own a yacht!

[TheCoasterKid211]

Granted, but its unfinished.

 

I wish I could ride Valravn.