Game: Careful What You Wish For

[DarienLaker]

Granted, but the wasps, yellow jackets, hornets, and killer bees in the world come back as zombie bees!

 

I wish that I could eat Olive Garden's never ending pasta bowl all day!

[glouthan]

Granted, but you would eat it all day, and you would get sick.

 

I wish I could win a free trip to Germany and ride Expedition Geforce.

[Woodie Warrior]

Granted but you only get 1 ride on it.

 

I wish I was the CEO of Six Flags so I could improve the levels of themeing.

[tarheel1231]

Granted, but Six Flags fires you because you went against the traditional "no themeing at all" ways.

I wish I never had bad breath again.

[DarienLaker]

Granted, but now you have breath that smells like an unflushed toilet filled to the brim with poop!

 

I wish that my farts smelt like chocolate!

[rcjp]

Granted, but chocolate would start smelling like farts.

I wish eating loads of sugar was super healthy.

[DarienLaker]

Granted, but then congress declares sugar an illegal substance!

 

I wish Darien Lake would get new water slides to replace 'Cuda Falls!

[tarheel1231]

Granted, but being Darien Lake, the park can only afford Wal-Mart Slip n' Slides.

I wish I had a turtle.

[Woodie Warrior]

Granted, but it is dead.

 

I wish I had all the money in the world.

[tarheel1231]

Granted, but it's in monopoly money!

I wish I had a LIVING turtle.

[DarienLaker]

Granted, but it's a radioactive mutant turtle!

 

I wish I had a dog!

[rcjp]

Granted, but it would end up attacking you. (severely)

I wish I lived in a bigger house.

[DarienLaker]

Granted, but it's 10 double wide trailers attached to each other to make a big house!

 

I wish that Darien Lake would bring back their Scrambler ride and put it where 'Cuda Falls was!

[tarheel1231]

Granted, but the minimum height requirement is 90 inches.

I wish I could go to Carowinds.

[DarienLaker]

Granted, but Carowinds gets invaded by aliens and has to close down!

 

I wish I cold go to Six Flags Fiesta Texas!

[tarheel1231]

Granted, but Iron Rattler and Superman: Escape from Krypton aren't open.

I wish I could pour vinegar into my cut.

[DarienLaker]

Granted but it's burn your skin off!

 

I wish that Sesame Street brought back Mysterious Theater!

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[tarheel1231]

Granted, but you would get Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome and die so you wouldn't be able to watch the show.

I wish I wouldn't forget to wish something.

[willthegolfer]

Granted, but you forget that Superman : Escape from Krypton is at SFMM.

I wish I could go on a coaster trip through Germany.

[Woodie Warrior]

Granted, but Expedition GeForce is down for maintenance your entire visit.

 

I wish I owned all the REAL money in the world.

[tarheel1231]

Granted, but someone steals it before you get to spend any.

I wish my bum didn't itch sometimes.

[DarienLaker]

Granted, but your butt is now sore from scratching it way too much!

 

I wish that I could go Darien Lake on have the whole park to myself!

[IrishCasual]

Granted, but no rides, coasters or shops are operating.

 

I wish the Malaysian Airlines flight will be found.

[DarienLaker]

Granted, but the plane sunk to the bottom of the ocean and can no longer be found!

 

I wish Martin's Fantasy Island would get a new coaster!

[tarheel1231]

Granted, but it's just Mind Eraser relocated from Darien Lake.

I wish I could write a movie just as good as the lion king.