PeoplemoverMatt Posted December 28, 2013 Posted December 28, 2013 Granted, but now their rides are so intense that nobody wants to ride them, no park wants to buy them. But instead of going bankrupt, B&M accepts a federal bailout package that includes legislation forcing all new coaster designs to meet new federal regulations that forbid all roller coasters from exceeding a height of 40 feet and a speed of 10mph. Nice job. I wish I had the time and money to see all the parks around the world that I've always wanted to see.
caffeine_demon Posted December 28, 2013 Posted December 28, 2013 Granted - you see all those parks, but don't ride anything! I wish there was a great roller coaster nearby I could ride right now!
IsThisTheRealLife Posted December 28, 2013 Posted December 28, 2013 Granted: Here's the greatest coaster in your area I wish that TOGO didn't exist
coolkid Posted December 28, 2013 Posted December 28, 2013 Granted, but they merge with Vekoma! I wish that aliens would abduct my crazy sister,
djboss302 Posted December 28, 2013 Posted December 28, 2013 Granted, but only for 1.5 seconds. I wish coolkid wouldn't go to chat
djboss302 Posted December 29, 2013 Posted December 29, 2013 Granted, but I'm still on this site with a different username I wish I had a PS4
DarienLaker Posted December 29, 2013 Posted December 29, 2013 Granted, but it's a Playstation 1 disguised as a PS4! I wish that Opryland had never closed and a mall was never built in its place!
805Andrew Posted December 29, 2013 Posted December 29, 2013 Granted, but then Dollywood closes down and becomes a shopping mall. I wish a DisneySea park exactly like the Tokyo park was built and opened in California.
PeoplemoverMatt Posted December 29, 2013 Posted December 29, 2013 Granted, and its staffed with 15 year olds who don't care, never more than 1 car operating on Journey, and Mt. Prometheus was just removed to make way for the park's 20th roller coaster. I wish humanity wasn't as dumb as it is.
djboss302 Posted December 29, 2013 Posted December 29, 2013 Granted, but now it's more dumb. I wish Nashville still had a theme park
yay101 Posted December 29, 2013 Posted December 29, 2013 Granted but its star attraction is SFA's Mind Eraser renamed Hangman! I wish there were more 80s-style suspended coasters around!
PeoplemoverMatt Posted December 29, 2013 Posted December 29, 2013 Granted, but most parks went bankrupt and had to sell off their coasters for scrap metal after they could never recover the cost of building the suspended coasters after nobody came to ride them. I wish gas prices were lower so traveling to parks would cost less.
805Andrew Posted January 1, 2014 Posted January 1, 2014 Granted, but park admission goes up $100 a day at all regional and major theme parks. I wish Disneyland would do the Twofer offer in 2014.
Woodie Warrior Posted January 7, 2014 Posted January 7, 2014 Granted, but the price of one ticket is raised to $400. I wish I had an Outlaw Run clone in my backyard and that nothing bad could happen to it.
yay101 Posted January 7, 2014 Posted January 7, 2014 Granted, but then you're forced to move out of your house, and you can't take it with you! I wish I went to an amusement park outside of America!
Woodie Warrior Posted January 7, 2014 Posted January 7, 2014 Granted, but all the rides and shows are closed. I wish I went to Japan and visited Tokyo DisneySea.
yay101 Posted January 7, 2014 Posted January 7, 2014 Granted, but Journey to the Center of the Earth and Raging Spirits are closed... I wish there was a coaster at SFGAm like Big Grizzly Mountain Runaway Mine Cars!
Woodie Warrior Posted January 7, 2014 Posted January 7, 2014 Granted, but you can't ride it. I wish I could design all of RMC's creations.
willthegolfer Posted January 8, 2014 Posted January 8, 2014 Granted, you design all the creations for the Recreational Music Center in San Diego. I wish SfGam had El Toro
yay101 Posted January 8, 2014 Posted January 8, 2014 Granted, but then they get rid of Raging Bull and Viper in order to install El Toro. Although El Toro is better than both Raging Bull and Viper from what I've heard, I'd rather have Raging Bull and Viper than just El Toro. I wish Viper at SFGAm got Millennium Flyers!
Woodie Warrior Posted January 8, 2014 Posted January 8, 2014 Granted, but the Millennium Flyers turn out to be Chinese knock-offs. I wish they built a Frozen ride at Epcot.
tarheel1231 Posted January 8, 2014 Posted January 8, 2014 Granted, but all the riders would get hypothermia. I wish I was married to a supermodel.
DarienLaker Posted January 8, 2014 Posted January 8, 2014 Granted, but too obvious of a wish! I wish it wasn't so snowy so I don't have to be stuck in my house!
tarheel1231 Posted January 8, 2014 Posted January 8, 2014 Granted. But it would still be freezing cold outside. I wish people would say "wish" backwards.
yay101 Posted January 8, 2014 Posted January 8, 2014 Hsiw. There you go. Granted! And I said it out loud as I wrote it I wish there was a Euro Fighter with one car forward and one car backward!
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