tarheel1231 Posted March 28, 2014 Posted March 28, 2014 Granted, but you can't ride it. I wish I had a bowl of apple jacks. You know what, screw this, I'm going downstairs right now. If your reading this post in the future, it's too late. I already had the bowl.
glouthan Posted March 28, 2014 Posted March 28, 2014 Granted, but they will make you sick. I wish I was going to Silver Dollar City tomorrow.
tarheel1231 Posted March 28, 2014 Posted March 28, 2014 Granted, but Outlaw Run, Powder Keg, Thunderation, Wild Fire, and fire in the hole would not be open, plus, all the food in the park now tastes like generic theme park food. I wish I had the world's biggest cup of kool-aid.
DarienLaker Posted March 28, 2014 Posted March 28, 2014 Granted, but you end up with a big cup of rancid Mountain Dew to go with it! I wish that I had a big bowl of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cereal with green slime frosting on it!
tarheel1231 Posted March 29, 2014 Posted March 29, 2014 (edited) Granted, but it goes up your butt and out of your mouth instead of the other way around. [EDIT] I wish I could eat a yummy sammich Edited March 30, 2014 by tarheel1231
DarienLaker Posted March 31, 2014 Posted March 31, 2014 ^^Granted, but the sandwich has mold and weird fungi on it! I wish that Darien Lake would get a B&M coaster!
glouthan Posted March 31, 2014 Posted March 31, 2014 Granted, but B&M runs into problems while testing it (it has too much force for modern standards) and it never opens. I wish I could ride a coaster right now.
DarienLaker Posted March 31, 2014 Posted March 31, 2014 Granted, but it's a kiddie coaster at an indoor family fun center! I wish I could ride a coaster right now!
tarheel1231 Posted April 1, 2014 Posted April 1, 2014 Granted, but it would be a VERY ROUGH SLC. I wish that Donald Trump would fall down and break his nose.
Diamondbacker27 Posted April 1, 2014 Posted April 1, 2014 Granted he fell on top of you. I wish I could eat everything in the world and still be the perfect weight and size. Without becoming anorexic.
IrishCasual Posted April 1, 2014 Posted April 1, 2014 Granted, but everything has either E.Coli or Salmonella. I wish I like Sushi.
tarheel1231 Posted April 1, 2014 Posted April 1, 2014 Granted, but you get mercury poisoning from eating so much of it. I wish I could drink Dos Equis.
DarienLaker Posted April 1, 2014 Posted April 1, 2014 Granted, but you get hungover after drinking a whole six pack of Dos Equis! I wish I could drink Mountain Dew!
tarheel1231 Posted April 2, 2014 Posted April 2, 2014 Granted, but you would pee a lot. I wish cheese was more awesome.
DarienLaker Posted April 2, 2014 Posted April 2, 2014 Granted, but the cheese becomes awesomely gross with mold! I wish Darien Lake was more awesome!
Woodie Warrior Posted April 2, 2014 Posted April 2, 2014 Granted, but it would close after a year of being awesome. I wish SFSTL had a signature coaster like a hyper or RMC.
glouthan Posted April 2, 2014 Posted April 2, 2014 Granted, but it always breaks down, and never opens. I wish that the secret Kolmarden Wildfire project is a launced Intamin terrain coaster with the biggest drop in the world.
Diamondbacker27 Posted April 2, 2014 Posted April 2, 2014 Granted, the restraint system fails every minute. I wish I owned a million dollars.
rcjp Posted April 2, 2014 Posted April 2, 2014 Granted, but you'd be force to donate them to some charity company. I wish Kingda Ka didn't have those stupid trims on the top of the tophat.
Diamondbacker27 Posted April 2, 2014 Posted April 2, 2014 Granted, it would go to fast and the wheels would fly off. I wish I could get in free to all theme parks.
glouthan Posted April 3, 2014 Posted April 3, 2014 Granted, but everyone can get in for free, and the lines could be clocked in excess of ten hours. I wish Intamin would start making coasters in the U.S. again.
tarheel1231 Posted April 3, 2014 Posted April 3, 2014 Granted, but you have to pay to keep them up. I wish there was a machine that converted all my farts to Michael Jackson saying "SSHHHHAMONNA! JJJJJANOA! HE-HE! BA-DA-BEAT-BA-DA!"
Diamondbacker27 Posted April 3, 2014 Posted April 3, 2014 Granted it would be extremely painful I wish Kings Island would add an extra 200 feet to windseeker, add a Floorless coaster, remove Firehawk and replace it with a B&M flyer.
tarheel1231 Posted April 3, 2014 Posted April 3, 2014 Granted, but everyone on the 501 foot Windseeker falls off, the floorless coaster would be extremely forceless, and the B&M Flyer would be a clone of Superman: Ultimate Flight. I wish all the wasps, yellow jackets, hornets, and killer bees in the world would die, leaving only honeybees left, and the honeybees are harmless.
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